berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul!

Abeg stop disturbing our Lord, say "sango have mercy on your soul"

I read stories in the bible.

basisop:
Abeg stop disturbing our Lord, say "sango have mercy on your soul"

You want thunder to fire im head?

omiobo: I read stories in the bible.

Tales by moonlight. . . .have you read the "The Book of Enoch" - now that is a thriller by the way

More than half of the people on this thread are in church,finding it boring and browsing...
They are no better than me who chose to stay home..
Haha!!!

I feed my eyes.. If you know what I mean!

berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul!

If you have a partner that is deeply into it, I am afraid you have no choice. Besides there is the occasional word that hits you that makes you cope better in certain situations. More importantly situations like bereavement,honoring the dead etc requires church which is why churches and pastors should have our support. This generally is as far as I go discussing religion.

Omoh na ​M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ fone I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use clear sleep oh........lyk I'm doin ryt nw....nt bcz its borin but bcz †ђξ service Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ too long....pingin,nairaland,twitter,whatsapp etc @ †ђξ moment now.....

berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul!

Now I can see why you have been acting extremely crazy.

You have totally Lost your conscience to be askting for the blood of the entire Aluu community.

Now its obvious to see you are a bloody tasty freaking hypocrite who have sold her soul to the Devil.

Omoh na fone tinz til †ђξ end of †ђξ service oh.....lyk I'm doin now, not bcz †ђξ service os borin bt bcz †ђξ service too long........

Pennywise:

If you have a partner that is deeply into it, I am afraid you have no choice. Besides there is the occasional word that hits you that makes you cope better in certain situations. More importantly situations like bereavement,honoring the dead etc requires church which is why churches and pastors should have our support. This generally is as far as I go discussing religion.

am not an atheist and I don't plan becoming one either,but the thing wey dey happen for churches these days make me siddon for house they worship God.

I don't do anything, I just stay in my seat till the service is through. Afterall I didn't come to observe how boring the church service is, I came to worship God...

Better you stay at home than to attend church service and be playing with your phone or sleeping. It's that simple...

I simply start pinging

Just fall asleep jeje and snore loudly!
God will get the message.

Back in the days I used to daydream & think about life how God created the planet in 7 days which eventually led to me becoming an atheist

acidtalk:
Now I can see why you have been acting extremely crazy.

You have totally Lost your conscience to be askting for the blood of the entire Aluu community.

Now its obvious to see you are a bloody tasty freaking hypocrite who have sold her soul to the Devil.

and you who go to church what have you achieved? What has your achievement impacted on people's lives? You better fucck off and stop quoting me!

berem: am not an atheist and I don't plan becoming one either,but the thing wey dey happen for churches these days make me siddon for house they worship God.

I am with you on that one, am tired of them preaching nonsense, only few Real Pastors these days. . . . .majority want to preach what people should hear,
and want to enrich their pockets with tithes and offerings. Me don tire for them - those Pastors that are anointed, we can see their fruits.

Miracles is not enough to deceive me, because many people always believe the supernatural is from the true God all the time - well, not me. If you like, wake up the DEAD, call down fire to burn all boko haram - it is not enough proof for me that thou art a man of God.

People thinks I A̶̲̥̅♏ not serious I just don't find ¶t reasonable to end up in the church when I have something doing like,watching a movie visit a friend or just stay in my hall:lord have mercy on ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ !

Every part of service cannot be boring. In the catholic church, we have an order of mass. If the priest bores you with his sermon, there is no way you will not find any other part at least interesting. I really feel for those who complain of boredom. Please try and put your mind to it. Not attending chuch at all is equally bad.

^^^Now you can immagine me back then as an Altar boy. . . . .then to Atheist. . . . .reborn again as Redeemite

shout out to my sleeping brother and sister. My people na sleep sure pass and some nice music from the phone noni

berem: and you who go to church what have you achieved? What has your achievement impacted on people's lives? You better fucck off and stop quoting me!

Church or no church, one thing is sure and that is I fear God and when I have to judge amongst two people especially when I don't know the true story, I judge fairly without listening to one side or being bias.

E.g, my judgement on the Aluu issue. But you, you became so emotional, hypocritical and judged from one side which are clear traits of Lucifer.

Assuming you were a traditional worshipper, Thunder for don strike you by now for your support of destroying the properties of innocent people and even calling for lives to be taken in that land.


Shame on you.

berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul!

hell awaits

*dhtml:

I am with you on that one, am tired of them preaching nonsense, only few Real Pastors these days. . . . .majority want to preach what people should hear,
and want to enrich their pockets with tithes and offerings. Me don tire for them - those Pastors that are anointed, we can see their fruits.

Miracles is not enough to deceive me, because many people always believe the supernatural is from the true God all the time - well, not me. If you like, wake up the DEAD, call down fire to burn all boko haram - it is not enough proof for me that thou art a man of God.

whenever I need a miracle or a turnover In my life,I simply asked God and he grants me my heart desires.do I need to go to any fuccking pastor to pray for me? Abi shey God dey look face before im answer prayer? What kind of faith does a pastor have that I don't? If I wanna give my tithes I know whom to give.I rather sit at home and pray to God than go to any church!

user32: hell awaits

Oho, so you believe that in going to church, you will secure a place in heaven? Mind you, i am not saying you should not go to church.

But, is the statement - ALL THOSE THAT FAIL TO GO TO CHURCH SHALL GO TO HELL FIRE - Correct?

user32: hell awaits

No doubt, hell fire is her final abode. She is so callouse and blood tasty.

Na confirm witch.

w

user32: hell awaits

for both of us right? I wonder how many peeps would make heaven! Even the whites that brought christianity to africa have all turned away from God.I am not an aetheist if you must know but I desist from going to church!

Open up ur heart and welcome the"evil voice" according to UMARI AYIM

currently surfing with operamini inside the church. na so i dey do am every sunday or i go just sleep with style.

Heeyhun: For me, i take solace in my phone, sometimes i surf the net or scan through my pictures or just endlessly rummage my phone like i never used it before.

What about you?

What carried U to Church in the first place? Entertainment?

acidtalk:

No doubt, hell fire is her final abode. She is so callouse and blood tasty.

Na confirm witch.

w

if hell is my final abode,then where do you belong? Heaven? I dey laff o! So you are now God who says where I will be on the last day? It takes only a wizard to recognise a witch!

dre junior: Hahahaha I always crash, Τ̲̅ђε̲ most embarrassing moment ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ ​WξŊ I fell den ma chair Τ̲̅ђε̲ fuckin pastor ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ jxt starring at Me

Ʊ r really a junior down to ūя̲̅ writing..