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Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by emdidy: 11:55am On Oct 15, 2012
Ayatullah: I have read a lot of posts on how Christians cope with boredom in church and I feel really sorry for my Christian brothers, I suffered what you are suffering now while a Christian, but thanks be to Allah who Has saved me from listening to lie-lie pastors who cook up stories, well that's what you get when you are practicing a man-made religion. How can one get bored in the pesence of an Imam who is reading pure revelation from the Quran that is full of wisdom, my Christian brothers this boredom will continue to be your lot untill you pick up the Quran and see the secrets of creation, then shall you liberate yourself from boredom and confusion. Islam is the real deal.
Guy, u're really delusional! U beta wake up and see ur predicament b4 it's too late. There's no better life apart from christianity!!!
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by emdidy: 11:55am On Oct 15, 2012
Ayatullah: I have read a lot of posts on how Christians cope with boredom in church and I feel really sorry for my Christian brothers, I suffered what you are suffering now while a Christian, but thanks be to Allah who Has saved me from listening to lie-lie pastors who cook up stories, well that's what you get when you are practicing a man-made religion. How can one get bored in the pesence of an Imam who is reading pure revelation from the Quran that is full of wisdom, my Christian brothers this boredom will continue to be your lot untill you pick up the Quran and see the secrets of creation, then shall you liberate yourself from boredom and confusion. Islam is the real deal.
Guy, u're really delusional! U beta wake up and see ur predicament b4 it's too late. There's no other life apart from christianity!!!
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by medotorres(m): 12:14pm On Oct 15, 2012
for me i will be predicting and refreshing f scores
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Smilingbob(m): 3:57pm On Oct 15, 2012
*dhtml:
^^^^What is GARRI doing in the religion section?
dats a question left 4 GOOGLE to Answer....Bt in d real sense,GARRI affects al aspects of human Life.....swear say u never drink garri b4 u go Church...
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Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 15, 2012
^^^Hmn, that one na difficult one o, but seriously, all of us on this religious board need to pray because the price of Garri has gone up in the market and it is reducing our survival curve o! Some garri farmers don dey commit suicide already
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Slant77: 4:20pm On Oct 15, 2012
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Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by prolifikv: 7:58pm On Oct 15, 2012
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Ur pastor was fucking?
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by toygod2: 12:45am On Oct 19, 2012
hmmm,most time my mind wanders away or somtimes sleep
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by toygod2: 12:47am On Oct 19, 2012
hmmm,most time my mind wanders away or somtimes sleep....may JAH forgive us all. amen
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by DoctorStephen(m): 5:01pm On Jan 08, 2014
There is always a woe on hypocrites.

Except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

Go back to your Bible!

Come on.Let's ruminate deeply on this topic. Were you in church to be ENTERTAINED?
No.
In God's house, every soul should be sober, humble, in subjection to the Holy God, For our God, the Bible says, is a consuming fire.He is as Loving and Just-firm in judgement- as He truly is.

Next time you go to church, bear it in mind that you are going to fellowship with God, and He is worth being worshipped and reverenced.

Because we know the terror of God, we persuade men to repent and turn from their evil ways.

Where two of us(believers in Jesus Christ) are gathered together in Jesus name, there He is, in our midst, as the scriptures say.

Remember the lake of fire!
More than boring, you know!
That is where hypocrites, sinners, including sinning `christians', and those who WILL NOT believe in Jesus Christ will abide forever, as the Bible teaches. Amen.

God help us to repent. Amen

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Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by eagleccentric(m): 5:37pm On Jun 28, 2015
If your church services are boring then maybe you should consider changing church to the right one

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