vivian chinaza:

Lmao, you sound like a professional in this act of 'chopping.' Pls tell me, what kinda food do u like eating from there? Tea?

Thats for Mrs 2Buff to find out

2buff:

Thats for Mrs 2Buff to find out

Hmmmm, ok.

vivian chinaza:

lwkmd! Oh no....., my girlfriend told me a story. A story of a man that went to a hotel to lodge, requested for food and was severed a plate of rice. While he was eating the rice and was almost done, he saw I strand of hair in the plate, he refused to pay for the food and went to his room. Shortly, he ringed room service and the lady came after so much delaying, knocked and barged into the room and saw the man going down on a lady. This conversation took place between them:
Lady: "sir, did u not just refuse to pay for my. food cos u saw a strand of hair?"
Man: "yes, that was because I wanted food and not hairs. If I see any grain of rice in this thing I'm doing too, I won't pay either."

*faints*
You don kolo finish!

2buff:

LOL Eewww. How person go chop *strange*? Professional ashawo on top matter.
Na die be dat naw. Craw craw go full him tongue the next morning

That aside, if he doesnt like to eat food from it () he's not doing it right.
Which is why I would prefer shaved.

As in ehn!
Why would a grown man go down on an unshaved tunnel?

sapien: *faints*
You don kolo finish!

I know.

*yawns* I gotta sleep, with my bible close by. Fighting temptation things.

sapien: As in ehn!
Why would a grown man go down on an unshaved tunnel?

You this guy, u too like bad things.

vivian chinaza:

Hmmmmm, I see you are learning fast, Jenny is doing a great job. I guess now u know what sp..erm tastes like huh?

lmao :p

vivian chinaza:

You this guy, u too like bad things.

Na Coogar, Pataki and Jk be my teachers!

They taught me all I knew!

vivian chinaza:

I know.

*yawns* I gotta sleep, with my bible close by. Fighting temptation things.

Assuming your other name was mrs 2buff, Is there any specific way you would want to be woken up?

2buff:

Assuming your other name was mrs 2buff, Is there any specific way you would want to be woken up?

That's left for Mr. Vivy to find out.

sapien: Na Coogar, Pataki and Jk be my teachers!

They taught me all I knew!

Have you been practising? you theory is nothing without practical.

vivian chinaza:

That's left for Mr. Vivy to find out.

Well I hope Mr vivy would at least have my mind.
Otherwise, things would be too boring for you

2buff:

Well I hope Mr vivy would at least have my mind.
Otherwise, things would be too boring for you

So what's ur kinda mind? *winks*

vivian chinaza:

So what's ur kinda mind? *winks*

Answer your PM

2buff:

Answer your PM

Sorry, I saw the notification but didn't get the pm. I'd pm you then.

vivian chinaza:

Sorry, I saw the notification but didn't get the pm. I'd pm you then.

Did you see the response? If not then NL might not have your active email address. You could PM me with it if so.

No

2buff:

Did you see the response? If not then NL might not have your active email address. You could PM me with it if so.

Yea, I got it, both of them and I have replied.

ummm over to you

vivian chinaza:

Yea, I got it, both of them and I have replied.

let me see, he sent you daily devotion from Rick Warren .

vivian chinaza:

That's left for Mr. Vivy to find out.

Say the truth and shame the devil!
How would you like to be woken up?
With a cup of tea? Hot round of twin towers sucking? Headmaster job?

vivian chinaza:

Have you been practising? you theory is nothing without practical.

Yes. Mrs Sapien has 5 years headmistress experience with hard labour!

sapien: Say the truth and shame the devil!
How would you like to be woken up?
With a cup of tea? Hot round of twin towers sucking? Headmaster job?

NO!

Table Leg :
NO!

Wetin be "No" nah?

2buff:

Did you see the response? If not then NL might not have your active email address. You could PM me with it if so.

You don start to dey Pm, huh?

If Mr. Vivy catches you, my hand no dey o!

sapien: Wetin be "No" nah?

He is in the spirit

transforma1:

He is in the spirit

Spirit of madness, abi?

dBard:

Well, I think it does enhance d bond in relationships. There's something about d willingness t go down there f d purposes of giving ur partner pleasure that makes that person feel extra special. that n also d willingness of d wife t do wat is considered unwifely is something most couples appreciate

SPOT ON. End of Discussion.

The good old days!
Best wishes to all.