ileobatojo:
Solid as a rock mate! No shaking!
*JK, it wasn't me. I know nothing!*

it's you.....
don't even attempt to play possum here......

Pataki: Chai chai........this Vivian chick.......she set oh!
Father forgive me of my dirty thoughts right now!
Chai!4;&85:5%,`£§£§¥^€`$£§_[_]¥{=°€

thou shall not covet another man's property.
be careful, naija herbalists have developed contactless "magun".

jennykadry: @dafidi and @coogar

Ki lo de?

See ikamefa is shining her 21 teeth, it's a sign that she just completed one good round of headmistress work

JK i dey see yah handiwork for dis thread oh!

Twale mama!!!!!! 21 teeth ke? na 16 teeth ojare!

sapien: You sure say bible go fit solve this one?

You ain't a Pastor Mrs, are you?

Yea, bible would do it. And no, I'm not a pastor Mrs. I'm not a Mrs, yet.

coogar:

it's you.....
don't even attempt to play possum here......



thou shall not covet another man's property.
be careful, naija herbalists have developed contactless "magun".

There is no harm in coveting those monstrous, voluptous and succulent bosoms, is there?

sapien: There is no harm in coveting those monstrous, voluptous and succulent bosoms, is there?

There is everything wrong with it. Ever heard of magnum?

vivian chinaza:

There is everything wrong with it. Ever heard of magnum?

Magnum or Magun?

Double post!

sapien: Magnum or Magun?

Oh sorry, I got that mixed up. Not too conversant with the word, so thanks for correcting me.

And yea, have u heard of that before? Magun?

vivian chinaza:
Oh sorry, I got that mixed up. Not too conversant with the word, so thanks for correcting me.

And yea, have u had of that before? Magun?

if you are not a mrs yet then you can't be magun-laced.

coogar:

if you are not a mrs yet then you can't be magun-laced.

Well, I guess I'm atypical.

if he is your ride or die aka boo thang aka hubby y not. The goal is to make him beg you to stop abi? so i heard

praying and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from every P-juice induced 'y-hawing.

gotta ride the bulls eyes

armyofone: praying and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from every P-juice induced 'y-hawing.

gotta ride the bulls eyes

Not a fan of yee-haw? How about yeepa!!

lol

ileobatojo:

Not a fan of yee-haw? How about yeepa!!

where is the celotape sef

I should go confess to fada now now

ileobatojo:

Not a fan of yee-haw? How about yeepa!!

Yeepa or Mogbe! Ori iya mi o!

adabeke12: if he is your ride or die aka boo thang aka hubby y not. The goal is to make him beg you to stop abi? so i heard

If he is not the type that begs wifey nko?

sapien: If he is not the type that begs wifey nko?

i hope u understood what i meant by begging. if u don't here is what i meant. I meant that she would plz him so good that he would beg her to stop

@ile

It's you OOO. I always knew you are a good headmistress and cowgirl. Thanks for confirming it

@patakiii oooooo

I have a cousin for you. As for naija church being against oral s3x, that church is not where I would wanna go to. I am still too young to live an oral s3xless life

One of the best things you can do to and for a man is waking him up with a BJ. The feeling of 20 seconds disorientation mixed with pleasure is something every woman should look out for.

armyofone: praying and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from every P-juice induced 'y-hawing.

gotta ride the bulls eyes

Oh lala......do you know a woman who gives her man early morning BJ and a good night BJ under a P-juice intoxication is a trust worthy woman?!

I heard from the grapevine, coogar once had his phallus broken.

jennykadry:

@patakiii oooooo

I have a cousin for you. As for naija church being against oral s3x, that church is not where I would wanna go to. I am still too young to live an oral s3xless life

Does your cousin have succulent lips? I mean those kind of lips that will grab the head of Lord Animal and all the raging hormones inside Lord Animal will be begging to be released all at once??!

I imagined myself with my wife in that church for the next five years and soon and very soon we will be calling ourselves mummy and daddy as pet names. I want a situation where even before I ask her sef.....she has already removed my boxers right as we are entering our house and oh blue blistering barnacles......69 don start!

O ga o on a sunday morning

jennykadry: @ile

It's you OOO. I always knew you are a good headmistress and cowgirl. Thanks for confirming it

I know not of what you speak.

jennykadry: One of the best things you can do to and for a man is waking him up with a BJ. The feeling of 20 seconds disorientation mixed with pleasure is something every woman should look out for.

Father forgive her because she has sinned.

ileobatojo:

I know not of what you speak.




Father forgive her because she has sinned.

You know ooo. Apologies to you ile and my other e-friends. I am not a tribalistic person and could care less where people come from. Like @dominque will say, I say things to push people's buttons because I know they won't like it. so yea, I say things that people don't like to make them hit their heads on their keyboards. it's left for some people that know me a little in this section, to figure that out .

sapien: And those Yoruba women in ilu oke, especially Oyo and Ilesha shout, yeeeeeh! Mogbe! Ori iya mi o! Baba mulika ti fami labe ya!

Lmao @iya mi and baba mulika

jennykadry:

You know ooo. Apologies to you ile and my other e-friends. I am not a tribalistic person and could care less where people come from. Like @dominque will say, I say things to push people's buttons because I know they won't like it. so yea, I say things that people don't like to make them hit their heads on their keyboards. it's left for some people that know me a little in this section, to figure that out .

I know this already 100%. Hence you were 'pseudotribalist'. . Your hombre on the other hand

ileobatojo:

I know this already 100%. Hence you were 'pseudotribalist'. . Your hombre on the other hand

Please forgive my hombre . Glad you know I am not into all that tribalistic stuff, I have actually "fought" people that had nasty things to say about your tribe on threads and different sections. I think GreatGod caught wind of it too cos I read her comment once where she said, something's are just said to piss the other tribe off.

jennykadry:

Please forgive my hombre . Glad you know I am not into all that tribalistic stuff, I have actually "fought" people that had nasty things to say about your tribe on threads and different sections. I think GreatGod caught wind of it too cos I read her comment once where she said, something's are just said to piss the other tribe off.

Lols. Yeah knows what's up. It was quite obvious if you ask me.

Meanwhile you've spoilt all the men here finish. I trust many are downloading your tips and instructing their wives on how to proceed from henceforth. That your latest one is the utmost spoilage o. Now everyone's going to want to wake up to a bj.

na wa o.

davidylan: na wa o.

dawoda nackson has been outnacked

coogar:

if you are not a mrs yet then you can't be magun-laced.

i can magun lace you,dont be deceived especially when your john thomas cannot behave when it sees other backyards.when i magunlace you, you will drink 5o kegs of water

coogar:

file it and bookmark the page......

hahahaha coogar sorry you are a polygamist.

vivian chinaza: OMG! *sprinkles holy water across the thread*

sprinkles sp..erm on her head