1. stop eaves dropping
2. Nothing wrong with MouthAction.

Chei!

greatgod2012:

me i no dey do anal o, i thought na from behind style, abeg, no corrupt me.

*Pops eyes back into their sockets*

LMAO, the eyes jumped out of the socket at 'I dey do am weli weli'! I was like, !!!

Okay, on a serious note though, what a married couple consent to do to/with each other sexually is fine by me.

Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

jennykadry: Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

Jenny mama the kids should not see this oooo

jennykadry: Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

RESPECT!!!

What advice did your mum give her?

denzel2009: What advice did your mum give her?

Couldn't eavesdrop on mum's advice!

sapien: Couldn't eavesdrop on mum's advice!

Hahaha....funny thread.
Baba Oyo sef don learn plenty tinz o!!!
@Op........A se o ti e le!!
Why you come eavesdrop half way na?
*yinmu for you*

jennykadry: Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

:oMexican chilli pepper? Raining domination??
Don't even know Wat those are

Baba Oyo:
Hahaha....funny thread.
Baba Oyo sef don learn plenty tinz o!!!
@Op........A se o ti e le!!
Why you come eavesdrop half way na?
*yinmu for you*

Baba Oyo, Mo fe le pa ni!
But seriously, I wasn't listening when they concluded their talk.

But my mum I know would tell her to go concur and adhere to her hubby's sex.ual wish, if she doesn't want to lose him to all these blackberry wielding, brazilian hair fixing girls seeking for a married man to devour.

this thread no go kill person o!

The bottomline - when you are thinking of getting married, make sure you and your partner are on the same plane when it comes to sexual preference. It doesnt matter how spirikoko a woman is, if she is not willing to blow the pipe den no ring lai lai.

davidylan: this thread no go kill person o!

The bottomline - when you are thinking of getting married, make sure you and your partner are on the same plane when it comes to sexual preference. It doesnt matter how spirikoko a woman is, if she is not willing to blow the pipe den no ring lai lai.

Na wah o..even Pastor David wants his sax played

denzel2009:

Na wah o..even Pastor David wants his sax played

Pastor David sef don jasi now.

You can change your wife's mentality. That is the key. I married a chick that was a little naive. I can proudly say i've spoilt her.lol.
While dating she won't do oral or even allow us do from behind(doggy). I tell her say, dis r/ship nor go work as i want my wife to be freaky not a dull holy holy wife. She was willing to learn after all d reassurance that it will make me luv her more.
Bought b/movies, guided her to do it while explaining what she is doing or not doing properly. We finally got married and my wife and i are freaky couples. Freaky enough to do a quick one even in the car at the estate car park. Yep, that's my kind of woman. I made her what i wanted.

This is why i'm a strong advocate for intimacy before marriage. All this ''changing his/her mentality'' talk na medicine after death. As for talking and discussing prior to marriage, uhh no thanks says i. Talking is not enough, discussing is not enough. Marriage is more serious than buying a car, and only an idiott will pay for a car on the strength of ''discussions'' - talk more of marriage!

Op, your aunt has already ordered and paid for her wasabi burger; now she can either eat it or leave for another [prettier, sexier, more adventurous] woman to eat for her. Case closed.

dBard:

:oMexican chilli pepper? Raining domination??
Don't even know Wat those are

Jenny, abeg break am down na.

denzel2009:

Na wah o..even Pastor David wants his sax played

My brother, even apostle peter was married. Dont tell me his wife wasnt playing his sax.

davidylan:

My brother, even apostle peter was married. Dont tell me his wife wasnt playing his sax.

yes o, i have a pastor friend, who confided in me that his wife use to complain that he comes out too early and that he had to buy viagra(s..ex enhancemen drug), to make the act interesting for both of them,i encouraged him, in his case, his wife is more s...exually active than him, and he doesnt want to tempt his wife, hence his action.
Bottom line..............do not give room for each other's deprivation, no matter how spiritual one is, marriage is ordained by God, for many reasons, of which satisfaction in intimacy is part of, so, if its within marriage, anything is allowed..........including oral........so, op, tell your aunty to compromise, no cause for alarm, i was too naive when i got married, but now, i've been educated, and i don do graduation sef, no need to be ashamed there, sometimes, when my hubby say, "o ti gbona gan o, i usually reply him that, i got certificate to phuck and phuck, my parents even handed me over to you to phuck me well.......lol

greatgod2012:


yes o, i have a pastor friend, who confided in me that his wife use to complain that he comes out too early and that he had to buy viagra(s..ex enhancemen drug), to make the act interesting for both of them,i encouraged him, in his case, his wife is more s...exually active than him, and he doesnt want to tempt his wife, hence his action.
Bottom line..............do not give room for each other's deprivation, no matter how spiritual one is, marriage is ordained by God, for many reasons, of which satisfaction in intimacy is part of, so, if its within marriage, anything is allowed..........including oral........so, op, tell your aunty to compromise, no cause for alarm, i was too naive when i got married, but now, i've been educated, and i don do graduation sef, no need to be ashamed there, sometimes, when my hubby say, "o ti gbona gan o, i usually reply him that, i got certificate to phuck and phuck, my parents even handed me over to you to phuck me well.......lol

Na wa oh . . .
I hope my hubby doesn't 'confide' in a female 'friend' about our sex lie too . . .

jennykadry: Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

ka chineke mezie okwu!

Beware of oral cancer.

Mouth cancer increase in young linked to
MouthAction

Oral cancer cases have risen above 6,000 a
year for the first time and experts believe it
may be due to rising rates of infection by the
human papilloma virus (HPV).

MouthAction could now rival heavy smoking and
drinking as a cause of oral cancer.

Two thirds of the 6,200 cases diagnosed in
Britain in 2011 were men. Experts say men are
more likely to smoke and drink heavily, both
significant risk factors in oral cancer.There
were particularly sharp rises in rates of
cancers at the base of the tongue (an almost
90 per cent increase) and the tonsils (a 70 per
cent increase).

They are two areas of the mouth where
cancers are more commonly HPV-related.
Just a few strains cause problems, but one in
particular, HPV-16, is known to cause cell
changes which could develop into cancer.
‘We have seen a rapid increase in the number
of HPV16-positive cases of oral cancer,’ said
Richard Shaw of Cancer Research UK.

‘We have also noticed that patients with HPV-
related oral cancers tend to be younger, are
less likely to be smokers and have better
outcomes from treatment than those whose
tumours show no evidence of HPV.

Actress Jaime Winstone last year led a
campaign urging young people to be aware of
MouthAction’s link to cancer and make sure they
take the HPV vaccine or get checked by
dentists.

About 80 per cent of Britons will contract HPV
at some point but the virus is usually
harmless.

http://metro.co.uk/2012/03/15/mouth-cancer-increase-in-young-linked-to-oral-sex-353501/

Ujujoan:

Na wa oh . . .
I hope my hubby doesn't 'confide' in a female 'friend' about our sex lie too . . .

Shocking! When rumours that flying around, the poor wife will be wondering where it all came from.

ikamefa: @op
tell yah aunty to : " take banana till she go yo " while her hubby should get ready to "chop snail tire too"

jennykadry: Scratch my back and I scratch yours. if only those kids know what mummy and daddy been up to during one of those movie nights, the social care worker would have been banging on my door.

I have no issues with singing with my oga's microphone or just using my hand to measure the length back and forth at the back of a car. Nothing beats singing with a microphone in the sitting room knowing that the kids are playing close by, oh the adrenaline rush

Wheelbarrow, oral, Mexican chilli pepper, dog.gy, reverse cowgirl, missionary, raining domination, e.t.c . Bring it on babyyyy

Phew I am off the church for confession, see y'all there.

Two thumbs up!

@ cougar. u be real badt guy

Crazy thread.. ...hilarious replies from coogar

dayokanu:

You no be omo oko jor, you wey dey do An@l you sef don jasi well well. Shey you like am? Some ppl prefer it to the front sef.

Do you allow oga sef to go down and chop igbin?

OMG, I'm tearing up..lmao.

@Greatgod misinterpreted dayo's behind whatever and replied positively..



What a day to end my night.

*still laughing though*

greatgod2012:


yes o, i have a pastor friend, who confided in me that his wife use to complain that he comes out too early and that he had to buy viagra(s..ex enhancemen drug), to make the act interesting for both of them,i encouraged him, in his case, his wife is more s...exually active than him, and he doesnt want to tempt his wife, hence his action.
Bottom line..............do not give room for each other's deprivation, no matter how spiritual one is, marriage is ordained by God, for many reasons, of which satisfaction in intimacy is part of, so, if its within marriage, anything is allowed..........including oral........so, op, tell your aunty to compromise, no cause for alarm, i was too naive when i got married, but now, i've been educated, and i don do graduation sef, no need to be ashamed there, sometimes, when my hubby say, "o ti gbona gan o, i usually reply him that, i got certificate to phuck and phuck, my parents even handed me over to you to phuck me well.......lol

Mama, Tuale!
Eyin tu gbona gan oooooooo!

I'm still waiting for that pastor that would show me where it was written in the bible that MouthAction or cunninglingus is a sin! The poster should better go and warn his Aunty! For some of us that ish is not negotiable

spiri koko, whats that

lol at thread. OP, tell sister to give and ask oga to take her to the congo chopping land.

armyofone: spiri koko, whats that

lol at thread. OP, tell sister to give and ask oga to take her to the congo chopping land.

i knew armyofone would be one amazing headmistress....