davidylan:

stay there puking. Until another sharp woman takes your man from you. Any man who can resist a good Mouth Action must be an alien.

God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

Ishilove:
God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

Hahaha!
Keep your eyes and heart open for men like Mac then or a deeper life brother.

Ishilove:
No thanks. I get enough from beans and eggs.

better than both
The S.P.E.R.M is the only natural single celled protein. Talk about the purest protein

jennykadry:

How can a full grown woman say she hasn't tasted sperm in her life....I don't believe you . try it yourself and you will testify to the goodness of the slimy akamu .

You better start your head mistress work before some other woman come snatch him away from you------like the insecure men and women on NLD will say.

This is not overrated-----you can practically bring a man on his knees with a very good and solid BJ, see my marriage for reference . Do you know how many times my hubby has said yes to things he has sworn in his life never to say yes to? Or how many times he has changed his mind after I dealt with him ehn? A blow jobbed man is a fulfilled man.

If your bf says no to you when you ask him for something, just keep quiet and go with it. In your spare time go on your knees especially when they watch ther soccer and concentrate on the real down low business. When he is about to come, withdraw your mouth and suck on his sac, he will try to bring your head back to the tip and length region but refuse, give him slow tantalizing licks and torment him until he begs you to let him come. Make sure you have his cheque book by your side ready with a pen. Once he says yes, take the whole length of him in an angle 90 degrees and gag on it, make sure the tip touches every side of your mouth (that yekini is quite flexible you know) make it poke your cheeks from the inside of your mouth and finally give him the release he is so desperately after.

If you don't become the queen of the manor in his house after this, don't call me Jenny again.


Ps if you wanno know you are doing it right, watch him push your head further down to the thing, it shows you that you are doing It so good that they want you to swallow their body as a whole.

Oh, my God!
*faints, Resuscitates, faints again*

Ishilove:
God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

Ma'am Jk dey teach you lesson now, you no wan learn, abi?
No come complain for NL say your bf/hubby dey se.x starve you o!

All these blackberry brandishing and Brazilian hair fixing girls are too desperate for a woman not to learn all the rudiments of bedmatics o!

jennykadry: @ile

It is not me oooo

Ma'am Jk, thumbs up joor!
You have really taught me the rudiments of bedmatics!

I dare not marry a woman who can't be an headmistress!

brokoto: better than both
The S.P.E.R.M is the only natural single celled protein. Talk about the purest protein

Are you a sperm dealer?
You seem so vastly experienced in this spe.rm business!

Well, I'll google that for confirmation on your protein theory.

sapien: Ma'am Jk dey teach you lesson now, you no wan learn, abi?
No come complain for NL say your bf/hubby dey se.x starve you o!

All these blackberry brandishing and Brazilian hair fixing girls are too desperate for a woman not to learn all the rudiments of bedmatics o!

lmao

sapien: Are you a sperm dealer?
You seem so vastly experienced in this spe.rm business!

Well, I'll google that for confirmation on your protein theory.

lmao @bolded. You go fear sperm dealer.

When I was in final year in school, I listened to an inaugural lecture by a biochemistry prof on the benefits of Le Sperm! Twas most educative

jennykadry:

How can a full grown woman say she hasn't tasted sperm in her life....I don't believe you . try it yourself and you will testify to the goodness of the slimy akamu .

You better start your head mistress work before some other woman come snatch him away from you------like the insecure men and women on NLD will say.

This is not overrated-----you can practically bring a man on his knees with a very good and solid BJ, see my marriage for reference . Do you know how many times my hubby has said yes to things he has sworn in his life never to say yes to? Or how many times he has changed his mind after I dealt with him ehn? A blow jobbed man is a fulfilled man.

If your bf says no to you when you ask him for something, just keep quiet and go with it. In your spare time go on your knees especially when they watch ther soccer and concentrate on the real down low business. When he is about to come, withdraw your mouth and suck on his sac, he will try to bring your head back to the tip and length region but refuse, give him slow tantalizing licks and torment him until he begs you to let him come. Make sure you have his cheque book by your side ready with a pen. Once he says yes, take the whole length of him in an angle 90 degrees and gag on it, make sure the tip touches every side of your mouth (that yekini is quite flexible you know) make it poke your cheeks from the inside of your mouth and finally give him the release he is so desperately after.

If you don't become the queen of the manor in his house after this, don't call me Jenny again.


Ps if you wanno know you are doing it right, watch him push your head further down to the thing, it shows you that you are doing It so good that they want you to swallow their body as a whole.

hahahaha jenny jenny my best friend on nairaland you are actually encouraging me to go into the Mouth Action things,the way you described it sef makes it look good,if not for anything,i have to learn it incase i want to make mr right change his decision to my favour.i'll practice it with a cucumber or vibrator by the way,is it when he is about to cum i should remove my mouth and remind him of the issue he said no to and make sure he does it before continuing? Or allowing him to cum in my mouth before asking anyway you are my nairaland s3x teacher.i pronounce jenny as nairaland Mouth Action lecturer for all the ladies in nairaland :p can i hear an amen 8-)

sapien: Oh, my God!
*faints, Resuscitates, faints again*

wake up wake up wake up,*pours water on her face and sticks a vibrator in her mouth* ,its not me o,its jenny my friend

slimyem: Hahaha!
Keep your eyes and heart open for men like Mac then or a deeper life brother.

dont let tunji hear you o or catch you,you know he is baba no nonsense or afa no nonsense

bettymafy: *comes in, sees what is happening, sprinkles holy water and runs away*

come back here joor :p jenny has opened my eyes to what i have been missing all along

davidylan:

this is quite daft and has little to do with my "insecurities". I wonder where idiots like these get around to calling others out as "insecure" on an anonymous web. Perhaps it has more to do with folks like you for whom how you come across on the web is a large portion of your self esteem.

Now let us go back to your post... all of a sudden you seem to be shifting goalposts. At least you now realize the issue is more to do with HPV and less to do with MouthAction. Cervical cancer is FAR MORE of a threat than oral cancer. If you didnt know, the major risk factors for oral cancer are cigarette smoking (at least 75-90% of all cases) and alcohol consumption NOT HPV. I dont post here as much anymore thanks to work commitments but it makes me sick having to read nonsensical epistles from dumb rocks arguing about issues they have no idea about. Reading something from the web does not make you intelligent.

Hahahahaa... That word again- "intelligent". Poor David.

slimyem: Hahaha!
Keep your eyes and heart open for men like Mac then or a deeper life brother.

. How do u know deeper life brother don't like mouth action?

kulyie: hahahaha jenny jenny my best friend on nairaland you are actually encouraging me to go into the Mouth Action things,the way you described it sef makes it look good,if not for anything,i have to learn it incase i want to make mr right change his decision to my favour.i'll practice it with a cucumber or vibrator by the way,is it when he is about to cum i should remove my mouth and remind him of the issue he said no to and make sure he does it before continuing? Or allowing him to cum in my mouth before asking anyway you are my nairaland s3x teacher.i pronounce jenny as nairaland Mouth Action lecturer for all the ladies in nairaland :p can i hear an amen 8-)

Bwahahahahahahaha!
Now, this is getting more interesting!
Just like Coogar suggested, I think giving Lollipop a head will make the job of being an headmistress easier.

Don't stress yourself out practising with cucumber or vibrator.
That's gonna be one hell of a job!

Ps: Ma'am Kulyie, In trying to give Mr. Kulyie utter oral se.x satisfaction, don't put his bank account in RED!
It attracts 14years sex deprivation with hard labour!

yellowpawpaw: . How do u know deeper life brother don't like mouth action?

Isn't it obvious she once dated a Deeper life member?

sapien: Isn't it obvious she once dated a Deeper life member?

. Geeeez!!!!!! U will not kill me o! Do u know her?

yellowpawpaw: . Geeeez!!!!!! U will not kill me o! Do u know her?

By their fruits, you shall know them.

sapien: Ma'am Jk dey teach you lesson now, you no wan learn, abi?
No come complain for NL say your bf/hubby dey se.x starve you o!

All these blackberry brandishing and Brazilian hair fixing girls are too desperate for a woman not to learn all the rudiments of bedmatics o!

Lol!

kulyie: lmao the mere thought of it is very disgusting to say the least :p

there's nothing disgusting there - he's your man!

Ishilove:
God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

if he hates blöw job then he's probably a eunuch. be careful what you wish for!

Ishilove:
God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action

there is one on the thread already - oga Mac

sapien: Bwahahahahahahaha!
Now, this is getting more interesting!
Just like Coogar suggested, I think giving Lollipop a head will make the job of being an headmistress easier.

Don't stress yourself out practising with cucumber or vibrator.
That's gonna be one hell of a job!

Ps: Ma'am Kulyie, In trying to give Mr. Kulyie utter oral se.x satisfaction, don't put his bank account in RED!
It attracts 14years sex deprivation with hard labour!

hahahaha i no dey for s3x starvation except of course if i am fasting or i want to be left alone aside from that 14years is too much na kilodede.abeg o

coogar:

there's nothing disgusting there - he's your man!



if he hates blöw job then he's probably a eunuch. be careful what on wish for!

coogar boy i have been seeing your e.mails via nairaland and each time i respond,i get a mailer deamon.can you please send a proper e.mail,just send me your e.mail adress via nairaland and ill be able to reply you directly through e.mail.by the way i didnt know you are a fan of Mouth Action.sha make sure you scrutinize the kinds of mouth you stick your john thomas into :p

kulyie: coogar boy i have been seeing your e.mails via nairaland and each time i respond,i get a mailer deamon.can you please send a proper e.mail,just send me your e.mail adress via nairaland and ill be able to reply you directly through e.mail.by the way i didnt know you are a fan of Mouth Action.sha make sure you scrutinize the kinds of mouth you stick your john thomas into :p

your email must be running on petrol then
it needs to be fixed - send the email again.

ummm, about to get on a pineapple induced weekend romp fa, odikwa risky.

coogar:

your email must be running on petrol then
it needs to be fixed - send the email again.

armyofone: ummm, about to get on a pineapple induced weekend romp fa, odikwa risky.

don't be jealous, armywoman
it's been a long hard week - a brother must unwind.

lol, oh I see, I seee.
alrighty, carry on with your keg of pineapple/strawberry juice.

armyofone: lol, oh I see, I seee.
alrighty, carry on with your keg of pineapple/strawberry juice.

thank you.....
you too carry on with the moonshine or bloody mary served in your quantico base.

coogar:

thank you.....
you too carry on with the moonshine or bloody mary served in your quantico base.

hahaha, off to the gym. those are not allowed by the way

coogar:



if he hates blöw job then he's probably a eunuch. be careful what on wish for!

Blow jobs are highly overrated

coogar:

thank you.....
you too carry on with the moonshine or bloody mary served in your quantico base.

hi I am a newbie here, and i've always admired your posts and many others as a guest . i was wondering if we could chat off the forum.

Have a good day or night