kay9: ^^Lol @ ''baba saheed...''

Dis maclatunji na real square o.

Oga mac, congrats, you've officially bored this thread to death. Oya find shovel and bury it. Make sure it is in proper missionary position before you cover it up.

ileobatojo:

Rotfl!!

Ok o. Mac has tried to educate you people, all you raunchy folks have refused to hear!

maclatunji:

It is ironic that when people with this outlook to life fall gravely ill, they start looking for help from other people instead of waiting to die patiently.

My philosophy to life is: 'Don't cause problems for yourself by your own actions.' There are so many ways to enjoy sex, I think avoiding one that poses such a risk is only reasonable. The people who do the research are not scaremongers, it is a clear trend that has been observed.

The choice is for each individual to make.

coogar:

mr mac, are you telling us you have never given/received oral sëx?

coogar:

mr mac, are you telling us you have never given/received oral sëx?

maclatunji:
We have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. #Highlyclassified

ileobatojo:
Blood of Jesus! Please don't corrupt alfa Mac!

dayokanu: ^^ You mean Alfa Mac dey chop igbin and ta eyin afterwards? (Chop igbin and use toothpick to remove hair stuck between teeth)

I no follow you dey there o

Mac doesnt do that he observes my 12 rules to the letter

Quads:

Eww

maclatunji:
Tell me about it

@Coogar, decency dictates that you keep your sexual life private. The fact some of you like running commentaries on a public forum doesn't mean I will lose decorum.

coogar:

what's there to keep private?
stop living in the 9th century. i asked you a simple question. it's a yes or no issue. you can school us about how dangerous oral sëx is and yet you don't want to say whether you practise it or not. how corny!!!

dayokanu: ^^ You mean Alfa Mac dey chop igbin and ta eyin afterwards? (Chop igbin and use toothpick to remove hair stuck between teeth)

I no follow you dey there o

Mac doesnt do that he observes my 12 rules to the letter

maclatunji:

It is ironic that when people with this outlook to life fall gravely ill, they start looking for help from other people instead of waiting to die patiently.

My philosophy to life is: 'Don't cause problems for yourself by your own actions.' There are so many ways to enjoy sex, I think avoiding one that poses such a risk is only reasonable. The people who do the research are not scaremongers, it is a clear trend that has been observed.

The choice is for each individual to make.

ikamefa: ^^^^ huh? erhmmmm

dayokanu: Mac,

Dont mind them jare

#Teamboringsex rocks

12 rules to avoid or@l, penile, vagin@l and whole body cancer and most especially to avoid the wrath of the gods

Thou shall not mention or make any sexuall reference at any time
Sex only at night and in the dark,
Thou must not see each others blockos and wetincall
Booby touching is only for pikin alone
Sex only in the bedroom on the bed or Mat,
Nobody utters any sounds at all.
Both partners tie wrapper before the act. You must be covered during the entire encounter
Call your partners Baba Saheed and Iya Dorcas or Daddy and Mummy
Sex mustnt exceed 5minutes per round before you roll to the side and snore off
Kissing is banned and punishable by flogging
Heading or carrying microphone is punishable by Hanging
Chopping igbin can only be allowed if the man would purify his mouth with conc HCl afterwards

Missionary is the only acceptable position with the woman below and the man on top, The woman below should only open the thing small and never open yakata else cancer might h-enter

maclatunji:

Apologies but your post is not so insightful. Out of practically hundreds of thousands of ways of having sex, oral counts for like 99% abi? That is why you would infer that not having oral means not having any other method.

jennykadry: Maclatunji is the reason behind my not wanting my daughters to marry male virgins. You can smell these male virgins from afar.

davidylan:

Maclatunji has ego problems and he doesnt speak for all male virgins.

dayokanu: Mac,

Dont mind them jare

#Teamboringsex rocks

12 rules to avoid or@l, penile, vagin@l and whole body cancer and most especially to avoid the wrath of the gods

Thou shall not mention or make any sexuall reference at any time
Sex only at night and in the dark,
Thou must not see each others blockos and wetincall
Booby touching is only for pikin alone
Sex only in the bedroom on the bed or Mat,
Nobody utters any sounds at all.
Both partners tie wrapper before the act. You must be covered during the entire encounter
Call your partners Baba Saheed and Iya Dorcas or Daddy and Mummy
Sex mustnt exceed 5minutes per round before you roll to the side and snore off
Kissing is banned and punishable by flogging
Heading or carrying microphone is punishable by Hanging
Chopping igbin can only be allowed if the man would purify his mouth with conc HCl afterwards

Missionary is the only acceptable position with the woman below and the man on top, The woman below should only open the thing small and never open yakata else cancer might h-enter

dayokanu: ^^ You mean Alfa Mac dey chop igbin and ta eyin afterwards? (Chop igbin and use toothpick to remove hair stuck between teeth)

I no follow you dey there o

Mac doesnt do that he observes my 12 rules to the letter

jennykadry:

Definitely not for all make virgins. You were the only one that asked him a question that had to go with cervical cancer which I don't think he replied to except I missed his reply.

It's just a lot easier to have men that are experienced than maclatunji's virgin type

jennykadry: Maclatunji is the reason behind my not wanting my daughters to marry male virgins. You can smell these male virgins from afar.

maclatunji:

Jenny, I have to answer every question addressed to me? Let us look at it. There is a risk of having cervical cancer for women from conventional sex abi? So because of that we should add more risk with the oral bit. Wonderful!

This is a public forum and if people cannot be educated on the risk associated with a particular activity, pray tell, where will they learn from? As for your nose. #LOL

You know I have to impress you because your opinion actually adds 1kobo to my account abi?

maclatunji:

Jenny, I have to answer every question addressed to me? Let us look at it. There is a risk of having cervical cancer for women from conventional sex abi? So because of that we should add more risk with the oral bit. Wonderful!

This is a public forum and if people cannot be educated on the risk associated with a particular activity, pray tell, where will they learn from? As for your nose. #LOL

You know I have to impress you because your opinion actually adds 1kobo to my account abi?