ITbomb:
Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa.
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Haters go dieeeeeeeee !

You na very controversial pikin

Brilliant work

Seun: Okay, I guess I should at least be happy that this inscrutable activity is taking place on my forum and not elsewhere.

Thanks for providing the platform as this for such an 'un-fussy' activity to take place.

Seun: Okay, I guess I should at least be happy that this inscrutable activity is taking place on my forum and not elsewhere.

Oga @ the top
- SEUN -

With due respect from everyone's contributions on the transition from the previous thread to this one.
It is my duty ( as Gen Secretary) to present u with the following facts sir;

1. The previous thread is now bulky and voluminous. It would be too straineous for we followers to continue on it.

2. The new thread makes the story fresh and more interesting sir. Something most of us cherish.

3. The new thread is dedicated strictly to Oga Mazi'z update. While the previous one is used for our "chitty-chatty(s)"

4. It is the sequel to the previous topics, and so you will agree with us that it requires a new thread. Just as "Sex-diary and NYSC" had.

And finally sir ( this may sound a little harsh)

5. We ALL, and by that, I mean every Mazi's-ardent-follower, unanimously AGREE to this transition. THAT.., is rightfully ours to make on this thread..,


QED..!


I hope I speak wisely for our Nairaland Sinners Association.


Yours in NL,
Maishot

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Una too like bad thing enh!! Tufiakwa!!

@mr mazi. u r an incredible writter. u r doing a great job...... please one question..

is dis fiction or for real..

Lizzi78: @mr mazi. u r an incredible writter. u r doing a great job...... please one question..

is dis fiction or for real..

Still on the HIV issue
Mazi u better clear the air cos your female admirers don dey think twice
Wey gluv, ever faithful

Mazi_Omenuko:
“thank god you called. How did you get to know?” she asked even before I could say anything. . .

It must be about her upcoming wedding.I hope I guess right...

Hmm

Lizzi78: @mr mazi.
is dis fiction or for real..

That is the JAMB question that has been following me about from the days of Diary of a Sex Addict, to NYSC and now to PPA

Kudos τ̅☺ Ʊ̲̣̣̣̥ oga mazi

swtdarling: mazi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.my heart dey do gbim gbim!

Lucky for you, we have a pharmacist in our mist.

Brokoto, recommend a drug for her ASAP

Lizzi78: @mr mazi. u r an incredible writter. u r doing a great job...... please one question..

is dis fiction or for real..

Mazi_Omenuko:

That is the JAMB question that has been following me about from the days of Diary of a Sex Addict, to NYSC and now to PPA

Yes it will keep on coming up if you dont give the answer.

swtdarling: mazi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.my heart dey do gbim gbim!

I beg no come get heart attack o! on top wetin?

ITbomb: ...
Wey gluv, ever faithful

ITbomb, I never see person wey sabi find trouble like you.

Glove don misplace, sharply!

eeya......sowi o MAZI

Abok1:

Mazi, Please what's your twitter ID?

@ITbomb, visita, maishot, foxy, sijo01 I think We should continue the chit chat on twitter or what do you think?

Word!!! Ure inviting M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ a party with the VIPs? Ȋ̝̊̅ always knew one day Ȋ̝̊̅ 'll М̣̣̥̇̊a̶̲̥̅̊kҿ my family proud...that day I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ finally here...

Thanks for the invitation

Lizzi78: @mr mazi. u r an incredible writter. u r doing a great job...... please one question..

is dis fiction or for real..

Most def the answer Mazi gona give you is ....ITS FOR REAL.

“Did you see it on my facebook wall?” she asked me again as I was wondering what she was talking about.

I held my peace to hear what she had to say before I break the news. I later learnt from her that her mum just passed on the previous week. She had been trying to contact me and inform me, as she lost her phone and my number.

“I’m really sorry about that.” I tried to sympathize with her, forgetting my own dilemma. I hung up after consoling her. I wasn’t going to add to her woes by informing her she could be hiv positive. I would let her mourn her dead mum, we will talk about that later.

Next, Sonia.

We haven't talked since after she informed me of the pregnancy. I contemplated on it for a long time, finally, I decided to call her.

"I thought you forgot about I and your baby." She said. I could sense the smile from the other end, so I took her words as a joke.

"I hope you are joking about a baby!" I said firmly to her.

"Does it sound like a joke to you?" She asked, still smiling. I was a bit confused, I felt she was trying to pull my legs.

"Don't worry," she finally said.

"I told you I'm a big girl, I took care of myself."

I thought about it for a moment. There was no need trying to get the details from her. Its either she aborted it, or she discovered she wasn't pregnant.

What one knows doesn't kill him, a quote I've heard so many times that I had forgotten its origin.

"Its so sweet for you to call and enquire about me," she interrupted my thoughts.

"I thought you had forgotten me because of the whole pregnancy stuff."

"How can I forget you?" I tried to cover up. I made it sound like I actually called to check on her, so I didn't border telling her of the hiv case again. I decided to tell her some other time.
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Esther couldn’t come as she promised. She called to inform me that she was very busy at the college of health. She insisted that she wanted to take me out to dinner after work and I agreed. She was the only companion I had, and I was really looking forward to the dinner.

The dinner was great. She took me to a nice restaurant and we had a nice long talk after the dinner. I informed her of the calls I made earlier in the day.

“Does it mean that you can’t remember the number of girls you’ve slept with?” she asked between her smile. I told her that I honestly can’t, but had to limit it to the girls I didn’t use condom on, and there were few of them.

“I have had s.e'x with just 3 guys all my life.” She said still smiling. She explained that one was her first love as a teenager, then the other two were the ones she met while at school.

“well, you’re a girl, and I’m a guy. Guys tend to have more sexual partners than girls.” I claimed, without having any data to back up my point.

“no. its actually the other way round.” She said and we started another round of argument on who generally had more sexual partners between guys and girls.

It was hard saying good night to her, she saw me off close to my street and I waited for her to get a taxi before going. She gave me a hug again as she was about to enter the taxi.

“I will see you tomorrow” she said as the car drove off.

Awwww. . . . Sweet Esther

Annoying Mazi... Very annoying... Which kind short update be this sef?


Sweet Esther sha... Let the banging continue....

**forget i ever said that**

I think Esther is HIV positive

Esther is a rare breed amongst women no doubt! Genuinely pure @ heart... Started 4 days ago @ d begining of part1. She forced me to comment...

Mazi_Omenuko:

Lucky for you, we have a pharmacist in our mist.

Brokoto, recommend a drug for her ASAP

. That's my remedy.

dademonie: I think Esther is HIV positive

you err. One doesn't have to be HIV +ve. To understand and help someone who has it. Education is key...

brokoto: you err. One doesn't have to be HIV +ve. To understand and help someone who has it. Education is key...

dademonie..need i say more??

dademonie: I think Esther is HIV positive

Oga Maishot..wia u dy?
Ah tink we may be having serious issues here

kwAzzIE kEEd:

Oga Maishot..wia u dy?
Ah tink we may be having serious issues here

Oh, you think?!

Guy, u dey fall my hands this days!

Well done..

Check this out: https://www.nairaland.com/1247140/conflicted-destiny-chronicle-natural-born[quote author=maishot]

maishot:


Oh, you think?!

Guy, u dey fall my hands this days!

choi!!
Oga Maishot!..#lips sealed#

which kain suspence be dis naa.....update oooo, update!!! Mazi pls more of Esther. Thank you!

Br3nd4: Awwww. . . . Sweet Esther

How selfish of her.
Only 3 guys in her entire life