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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by dhariey: 7:42pm On Apr 28, 2013

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

Northern emmigrants
We chickens crossed d road because we dnt lyk d sound of banger talkless of BOMB!!!!

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by U09ce: 7:44pm On Apr 28, 2013

I dont know whose fault is this,OP or MOD. I think the topic shld have been 'World leaders explain .............' but not 'explains' for concord to exist btw the 2.

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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by MrMcJay(m): 7:48pm On Apr 28, 2013

KAI: Why did the chicken cross the road when there was a pedestrian bridge there?

FASHOLA: The road the chicken crossed is a Federal road.

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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Donmichaelz(m): 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2013

na joke?i aint laughing...Watching barney and friends seems more intresting dan logging in Nairaland now adays...*$inging Barney is a dinosarus 4rm our....*

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by mcevans1(m): 7:56pm On Apr 28, 2013

bookface:

This one no be ordinary chicken ooo grin

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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by albacete(m): 8:01pm On Apr 28, 2013

Kia kia kia Kia kia kia Kia kia kia
mu he he he he he
grin

laff haf kee me hia.
Dis is so hilarious!

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 8:26pm On Apr 28, 2013

Oh MY Gosh! Can a thread be funnier

Am laughing so had I now have head ache, am all teary eyed right now!

That budha abi na ghandi comment is making me LOL!!! "Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your
own chicken-nature."

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by tdade(m): 8:30pm On Apr 28, 2013

TB Joshua: I predicted the chicken will cross the road, hence, it did this to fulfill my prediction.

Buhari: Ze shicken crassed ze road because ze shicken is a northerner and I told northerners tso vote for a northerner. Also, ze side ze shiken crassed to is ze northern hemisphere of ze road. Zoo you unzerstand?

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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Cashio(m): 8:32pm On Apr 28, 2013

Ganja man's response...hei o boy shebi u don arrange dt fire cos dis meat don dey ready oo.

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by cmespeak: 8:32pm On Apr 28, 2013

simply awesome

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Jovanna(f): 8:35pm On Apr 28, 2013

Lwkmd o...chicken tinz on point

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 8:39pm On Apr 28, 2013

Buhari:
Ze chicken croz ze road bicause ze are tired op maltritiment by ze gonment on ze other side. Ze realized it was hightime ze took zat important decision about ze piuture of their chicks. As the general kwawmanda in charge op this side of ze road, I tink ze moob oba becos ze want to see real action and not chip talk as ze hab exfirienced on ze oda side. cool

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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by katordidi(m): 8:43pm On Apr 28, 2013

Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence

why so serious,? (in jokers voice)

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Frankest: 8:51pm On Apr 28, 2013

Cos d chicken want's 2 see d oga @ d top......ehmm........daz all. grin

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 9:06pm On Apr 28, 2013

[size=18pt]GEJ's response[/size] grin

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by dasparrow: 9:16pm On Apr 28, 2013

Hilarious thread! cheesy

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by miqos02(m): 9:24pm On Apr 28, 2013

@op 2leaders from a country can not be world leaders.

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Niflheim(m): 9:36pm On Apr 28, 2013

Very funny and very creative,can't stop laughing!!!

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 28, 2013

Obiahagbon hands down

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 9:41pm On Apr 28, 2013

ROTFLOL

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by gfay: 9:42pm On Apr 28, 2013

Barack Obama

The Chicken crossed the road because it believed in one america, It believed that together with other chickens at the other side, they all can make america great. it will go further to motivate other chickens with these sayings that 'YES WE CAN'

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Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by jpphilips(m): 9:45pm On Apr 28, 2013

Yours GEJ,:
GEJ supporters: Can't you see? The chicken is crossing the road. Progress in the right direction. Fresh air! GEJ 2015!

may you walk and stumble over gej' s fresh fart

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by KLINO: 9:49pm On Apr 28, 2013

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bookface:

nice one!

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by GeneralJ(m): 9:56pm On Apr 28, 2013

THIS IS THE REAL ANSWER

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by GeneralJ(m): 9:57pm On Apr 28, 2013

ItsModella:
These 3 killed me

IF They killed you, then how are you managing to post, or are you a ghost, abeg i am very confused please help me

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Yujin(m): 9:59pm On Apr 28, 2013

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Yujin(m): 10:05pm On Apr 28, 2013

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

Thanks so much. Being so humorous is such a beautiful thing.

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by idriis: 10:22pm On Apr 28, 2013

The chicken crosses the road to avoid being eaten by chicken rangers. sad

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by coolgb(m): 10:23pm On Apr 28, 2013

An hungry chicken has no option than to cross if dia is a waste bin at d other side

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Nobody: 10:25pm On Apr 28, 2013

solidbroda: Dry like my granny poo

Give ur granny the respect she deserves! Weda she b alive or not. Shameless grandchild

Re: World Leaders Explains Why The Chicken Crossed The Road by Arysexy(m): 10:33pm On Apr 28, 2013

hisblud: Was thinking, what would Logicboy,Frosbel, Pagan9ja and MalcTunji be saying about why the chicken crossed the road....

Logicboy: The existence of the chicken contradicts the existence of God, if the chicken could cross d road and the chicken according to christians has no soul, wot makes the chicken the chicken without a soul move to the other side of the road? It shows that there is no God.

Frosbel: According to d books of gizard 3:14, it says do not yoke together with unbelivers, so the chicken left the Catholics who are worshipping mary and cross over to the other side to join the true church, the pope is anti-christ, catholics are idol worshippers, they dont read d bible.

Pagan9ja: hahahahahaha, all these chickens have realised that the white man's religion is fake! the chicken crossed the road to come and worship our african gods, not these white men fake god.

Maclatunji: The chicken will be BANNED if it cross over the road and insult islam, so chicken if u dont want to be BANNED ensure ur crossing the road is not insultive to islam.

grin

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