dats gejs n his madam is very interesting ooo

Lmaoooo! Nice 1! The writer shld think of going into comedy!it got me lol

tdade: TB Joshua: I predicted the chicken will cross the road, hence, it did this to fulfill my prediction.

Buhari: Ze shicken crassed ze road because ze shicken is a northerner and I told northerners tso vote for a northerner. Also, ze side ze shiken crassed to is ze northern hemisphere of ze road. Zoo you unzerstand?

Abeg commot for here joor! Ur own jst madde me go sad instantly

British UKIP party leader Farage:

The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to run away from the dictatorship of the indolent and unelected EU beaurocrats in Brussels whose singular purpose of setting up the EU is to abolish the Pound Sterling and transfer all powers from Westminster to Brussels.

BNP right wing party:

The chicken crossed the road in order to avoid all the immigrants that have changed the colour, landscape, air, sea and sky of the UK beyond recognition and to protest the laissez-faire attitude of the the conservatives and Labour who give houses to Non-white Brtish people instead of sending them to concentration camps.

The chicken particularly hurries across the road on seeing immigrants chewing chewing stick in Peckham!

classic!

This is really nice,twale for you op.

walahi, roads get level ooo...kai if dat ugly chicken virtually go cross ORE ROAD, infact wetin happen for 1968, go repeat itself..

Hmm!! Patience Ozo-kwo na u him do that thing chai! ? No wonder 'enwe kwo nwa'. Anybody with bro Jo picture here ?

GeneralJ:

IF They killed you, then how are you managing to post, or are you a ghost, abeg i am very confused please help me

help u ? Ok! Ghost mode activated.

Pls somebody should ask Lai Mohammed, Okupe and Abati why the chicken crossed the road. I think they can explain better.

@dani, u got me laughing real hard... Nice write-up! I give it up for Hon Patrick & Shem.

Hahaha.....this made my day.
Proof that some nairaland mods do a hell of a job. It would have been sad if this masterpiece of a thread was left hidden in some remote part of nairaland.

ngozievergreen: Who knows wat boko haram leader would have said.

Boko Haram: The Chicken crossed the road because: "she" is a Christian and doesn't not like the look of the bomb we just planted on this side!

Peper Soup Seller: The chicken crossed the road because she saw me sharpening a very big Knife!

Lastpage!

Nice Post by OP.

First of all lemme ask...is dis chicken a christian,wat city does dis chicken resides cos i wont be suprise dis chicken must a christian who resides in jos...nw d reason why d chicken crossd d road was because of d fear of BOKO HARAM who has threatend 2 destroy her hux

The chicken crossed the road to confirm etisalat reception is bad on both side of the road before porting to MTN

They've said it all,...so what did akpos say..or even do to the chicken?

sweetmimi: Na man or woman chicken?

**C-O-C-K**

Okiki_Oluwa: -----------------------
Okiki_Oluwa: The chicken crossed the road cos it was hungry. When you are hungry, you are pushed to the extreme.

theys should cross the road its their fundamental right of freedom of movement. to ensure their survival!....

The chicken is goin to the chicken republic,dat s why he cross Tђξ road.

he he NL no go kill

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

So our first lady dont speak good English?

Lolxxx. Nice one there but I disagree with one though. PATIENCE JONATHAN no speak English reach as u write am.

Lool! Hilarious! Just what I need on a Monday morning.

So the NSCDC guy too is a world leader abi?

davida222: I think one class of variations
enlists a creature other than the
chicken to cross the road, in order to
refer back to the original chicken joke.
For example, a turkey or duck crosses
"because it was the chicken's day off,"
and a dinosaur "because chickens
didn't exist yet." Some variants are
both puns and references to the
original, such as "Why did the duck
cross the road?" "To prove he's no
chicken" or "Why did the gum cross
the road?" "Because it's stuck under
the chicken's foot." Other variations
replace side with another word, like
"Why did the chicken cross the
playground? To get to the other
slide." A mathematical version asks,
"Why did the chicken cross the
Möbius strip ?" "To get to the same
side." Another version of the joke is
that "the other side" can refer to the
afterlife, and that the chicken intended
to get struck by a car.

what are you on about? are you having monday fever?

This is just awesome and a true example of creativity at its best.Wow.Well done u just made me happy.

Nice one !!! The chicken crossed the road because of dissatisfaction of the previous state!

Nice one dude!

I just pray that no bird flu carrier cross into my backyard.

blidz2: First of all lemme ask...is dis chicken a christian,wat city does dis chicken resides cos i wont be suprise dis chicken must a christian who resides in jos...nw d reason why d chicken crossd d road was because of d fear of BOKO HARAM who has threatend 2 destroy her hux

There is no BH in Jos - you fool.