I can not comprehend at all

Nonsense

Is there no room for humour on NL? You're too serious abeg. Cut the writer some slack.

Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence

Come on! Cut the writer some slack. He/she just made me laugh my heart out.

This is literary creativity and I bet if can effectively channel ur inventiveness to the appropriate area,you will soon become ur own Oga at the top

Doyin Okupe:

PDP denies that the chicken is crossing the road; there is not evidence to support the claim that the chicken was trying to cross the road. All questions about the chicken's journey across the road was engineered by the opposition to discredit the presidency. We need to remind the opposition that they will fail in their attempt to get the chicken across the road in 2015.
I wish to enjoin the public to ignore these lies being peddled about the chicken because the real real agenda is to throw salt into the ongoing efforts of President to eat this 1billion naira chicken which the first lady has made preparation to cook for dinner already

;DLmao

Reuben Abati:

This Chicken did not just start crossing the road; chickens have always tried to cross the road. I wonder why there is a lot of question suddenly about the chicken's journey. This administration did not create the chicken neither did we construct the road the chicken is trying to cross. Nigerians have a crisis of expectation if they think this administration can answer this age old question of why the chicken crossed the road.

For people who want to grab power, people who want President out of office and who want the PDP out of office, you can never expect an objective comment from them. It is quite possible that it was the road that was trying to move under a stationery chicken

It will take time and effort to correct this inherent need of the chicken to cross the road and the presidency is doing all it can to address the issue. As a show of his commitment in answering this question, the presidency has set up a 10 man committee and given them 10 days to investigate and come back with their finding. Pls note that the presidency has also instructed that no chicken must be eaten during the sittings of this committee

English FA
Τ̲̅ђέ chicken had Τ̅☺ crossed Τ̲̅ђέ road because Ȋ̝̊̅†̥ can't afford Τ̅☺ be bitten by Luis Suarez...
Cleric
Τ̲̅ђέ chicken had Τ̅☺ cross Τ̲̅ђέ road because Ȋ̝̊̅†̥ need deliverance...

OBAMA
"We all Have to stand and fight against The destructive forces causing communal and quantum crossing of chickens In our society!!!
The stulific Elements of terrorism have to stumped!! . . . There is No room for terrorism In This state!!
And Together!! We can all make The chicken cross back"

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

lol.....smh @ d Gej prt

baba god go continue to dey bless u my broda

NEWS MEDIA
The Defence Headquarters fact finding team said it did not find any trail or signs to show why the chicken crossed the road.The community leader said that he and his 2 wives are eyewitnesses and saw the chicken crossed the road and is ready to say why.Meanwhile the JTF had sent a military team to determine the exact location where the chiken crossed the road and why.In its concern to ascertain the claim the team was taken to various poultry farms in the LGA to identify the chicken in question. The team also went about the villages interviewing those who have witnessed the event of the chiken crossing the road and to verify various claims as to why the chicken crossed the road.The officials addressed the community in effort to ease tension.At the time of filing this report the community reiterated their reasons why the chicken crossed the road. It is estimated that 1500 chicken suspects are in police custody and the President has made an appeal for support from the American government.

GEJ
Government has been working day and night by setting up various committees to study reports on the best site to set up a cassava feed mill whose products will be used to replace the chicken's regular feed thereby getting it to cross to the other side by 2015.

Government did not know that the chicken will cross to the other side so soon. In fact, this is a good sign of fresh air for both the chicken and the numerous Nigerians praying for the chicken.

Doyin Okupe:

PDP denies that the chicken is crossing the road; there is not evidence to support the claim that the chicken was trying to cross the road. All questions about the chicken's journey across the road was engineered by the opposition to discredit the presidency. We need to remind the opposition that they will fail in their attempt to get the chicken across the road in 2015.
I wish to enjoin the public to ignore these lies being peddled about the chicken because the real real agenda is to throw salt into the ongoing efforts of President to eat this 1billion naira chicken which the first lady has made preparation to cook for dinner already

Reuben Abati:

This Chicken did not just start crossing the road; chickens have always tried to cross the road. I wonder why there is a lot of question suddenly about the chicken's journey. This administration did not create the chicken neither did we construct the road the chicken is trying to cross. Nigerians have a crisis of expectation if they think this administration can answer this age old question of why the chicken crossed the road.

For people who want to grab power, people who want President out of office and who want the PDP out of office, you can never expect an objective comment from them. It is quite possible that it was the road that was trying to move under a stationery chicken

It will take time and effort to correct this inherent need of the chicken to cross the road and the presidency is doing all it can to address the issue. As a show of his commitment in answering this question, the presidency has set up a 10 man committee and given them 10 days to investigate and come back with their finding. Pls note that the presidency has also instructed that no chicken must be eaten during the sittings of this co

Thank you my dear, please, do you or anyone know how we can reach Lai Mohammed to answer why the chicken crossed the road.

I will ask my Oga at the top to ask some high level men of God why the chicken crossed the road. Main-while, the police said it has arrested several birds, ducks, pigeons etc over the incident and is asking everyone to remain calm and go about their lawful duties, assuring that investigation into why the chicken crossed the road is on-going. Also, the Senate has condemned the action of the chicken in crossing the road. When contacted, the spokesperson for the SSS did not respond to our call.

Please, if anyone has the response of SSS, CNN, BBC, Reuters; he/she should inform the house.

rhema4u: Is this Chicken still alive?

the chicken don die since o.

Gabriel_sylar: Nonsence

Why the anger?

Weren't u notified of the section before coming in!

11likes to 180likes says it all!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well obviously it wanted to commit suicide!