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Where Is God by Sirniyeh(m): 8:57pm On May 21, 2013
if your 10 years old son ask you: where is God?, what will you tell him? And if he later ask you to prove your answer, what will be your hypothetical postulation? This is a serious matter, pls
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 9:11pm On May 21, 2013
I will simply tell him that God does not exist
Re: Where Is God by okeyxyz(m): 11:05pm On May 21, 2013
I am God cool
Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 3:44am On May 22, 2013
Sirniyeh: if your 10 years old son ask you: where is God?, what will you tell him? And if he later ask you to prove your answer, what will be your hypothetical postulation? This is a serious matter, pls

If you can show him 'FATHER CHRISTMAS' or 'TOOTH FAIRY', you can show him 'GOD'..

Why not be honest and tell him it's all faith? grin
Re: Where Is God by Vansnickers: 4:40am On May 22, 2013
okeyxyz: I am God cool

See this man! LOL! You want to drag my title with me?! I have already declared myself God.
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 8:49am On May 22, 2013
Van snickers:

See this man! LOL! You want to drag my title with me?! I have already declared myself God.


okeyxyz:

I am God


You guys are playing with my wrath. I will e-strike you from here. I will hit your head miraculously with my keys on this board. I will make fire from heaven and destroy your email-land. I will send plagues to your computer. And you will know truely IM A God
Re: Where Is God by Sirniyeh(m): 4:36pm On May 22, 2013
musKeeto:

If you can show him 'FATHER CHRISTMAS' or 'TOOTH FAIRY', you can show him 'GOD'..

Why not be honest and tell him it's all faith? grin
prophet muskeeto,
is father Xmas the God that created you?
Please, this is a serious matter. There are some kids flooding this forum and they seriously want to learn from free nairaland givers because they knew already that no knowledge is free.
Where is God? How can God be located? Where is jesus? Where could jesus be found? It is a serious matter that deserves to be treated with true explanation base on individual understanding. Please, make your research because I respect your intellect in this matter
Re: Where Is God by bolaino(m): 4:54pm On May 22, 2013
FOLYKAZE:





You guys are playing with my wrath. I will e-strike you from here. I will hit your head miraculously with my keys on this board. I will make fire from heaven and destroy your email-land. I will send plagues to your computer. And you will know truely IM A God
smh, I pity you lot, by the time I destroy the whole of earth because of you and your people, you would understand the reason I am called the supreme, be warned, be warned, be warned,

@op, if that happens tell the kid to just believe in me, cos blessed are those who believe without seeing, I have spoken, may the force be with u all, muskeetoo my favorite servant I see u, and I have heard your prayers, I will get to you soon,
Re: Where Is God by okeyxyz(m): 5:03pm On May 22, 2013
@Op
For anybody(and there are very few) who has understanding; He knows that God is human. The bible(I speak as a christian) says: God is spirit(John 4:24 ). Spirit means mindset. So I wasn't joking when I said "I am God", not a small god, I am the same quantity and quality as God Almighty. For I have his spirit without measure(John 3:34 ) GBAM!!!
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 5:42pm On May 22, 2013
bolaino: smh, I pity you lot, by the time I destroy the whole of earth because of you and your people, you would understand the reason I am called the supreme, be warned, be warned, be warned,

@op, if that happens tell the kid to just believe in me, cos blessed are those who believe without seeing, I have spoken, may the force be with u all, muskeetoo my favorite servant I see u, and I have heard your prayers, I will get to you soon,

I sat on the throne from ancient. I am the hammer head of horror!!!

I am the lion from the house of African.
I rule the cyberspace-euniverse


I CONTROL-ALT-DEL YOU
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 5:48pm On May 22, 2013
okeyxyz: @Op
For anybody(and there are very few) who has understanding; He knows that God is human. The bible(I speak as a christian) says: God is spirit(John 4:24 ). Spirit means mindset. So I wasn't joking when I said "I am God", not a small god, I am the same quantity and quality as God Almighty. For I have his spirit without measure(John 3:34 ) GBAM!!!


*calling my great servant- Trojanhorse*

I will take a ride on my servant with some worm and virus armies to the cyberland (computer) of okeyxyz. Gonna destroy all your people planted on your computer system.

I THE GOD SHALL DO THIS
Re: Where Is God by bolaino(m): 6:07pm On May 22, 2013
FOLYKAZE:

I sat on the throne from ancient. I am the hammer head of horror!!!

I am the lion from the house of African.
I rule the cyberspace-euniverse


I CONTROL-ALT-DEL YOU
hahaha I laugh at your hammer head of horror, have u forgotten so soon what I did to your head all those years ago, do not tempt the lord thy God.
Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 6:12pm On May 22, 2013
God apparently needs help, he is fighting with himself. This is the end of the world.
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 6:15pm On May 22, 2013
bolaino: hahaha I laugh at your hammer head of horror, have u forgotten so soon what I did to your head all those years ago, do not tempt the lord thy God.

I will crush you with my big head. Take it or leave it
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 6:15pm On May 22, 2013
fresh_dude: God apparently needs help, he is fighting with himself. This is the end of the world.

Gods are not human that fight. We disagree and end up sharing palmwine.
Re: Where Is God by bolaino(m): 6:32pm On May 22, 2013
FOLYKAZE:

Gods are not human that fight. We disagree and end up sharing palmwine.
yeah, talking about palm wine, have u accepted the sacrifice of the ibo people? I remember in our last meeting of UAG (universal association of Gods) you said u had not made up your mind about putting an ibo man as president in the next nigerian election, have u made up your mind yet?
Re: Where Is God by FOLYKAZE(m): 7:54pm On May 22, 2013
bolaino: yeah, talking about palm wine, have u accepted the sacrifice of the ibo people? I remember in our last meeting of UAG (universal association of Gods) you said u had not made up your mind about putting an ibo man as president in the next nigerian election, have u made up your mind yet?


I AM THE GOD FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME TO THE END OF TIME. I AM THE OMNISCIENT. I called out of two humans which I created myself. You are planning coup with your creator. That is the reason I removed your omnisciency and other omnis' so that you can be like other humans. You see you forgot my decision on humans? Isn't that reason you remembered? Once forgotten cause your omnisciency is taken away from you.


I created this gangatic cyberuniverse. And I gave the earth in dominion of man. They should handle their affairs themselves.
Re: Where Is God by Vansnickers: 11:36pm On May 22, 2013
LOL!
Re: Where Is God by Sirniyeh(m): 8:19pm On May 26, 2013
What a disappointment!
It's a pity that some folks have turned this thread to joke-gallary. A serious and didactic question that we ought to learn from now turned to a joke. Well, I think this is why these endtime pastors prevail over myopic minds with fabulous description of God.
For instance, who is Jonathan?
He was born in Bayelsa of Nigeria, studied zoology and now the grand commander of animals farm.
No one can give an identifiable description of God, where it resides and so on.
The first gist for you to know is that the name GOD is part of human creation or formation. I mean an imagination or innovation of human mind. The spirit refers to as God is universal. This spirit has been proved and concluded that it has no rival, unlike satan that soothsayers profess to be its enemy.
Now, the question is, where is this God?

Re: Where Is God by manmustwac(m): 9:21pm On May 26, 2013
Sirniyeh: if your 10 years old son ask you: where is God?, what will you tell him? And if he later ask you to prove your answer, what will be your hypothetical postulation? This is a serious matter, pls
Is your 10 year old asking you these questions? If yes why not tell him what you were told when you were 10 years old? Or better still give him a copy of the bible a copy of the Koran & any good book on evolution & encourage him to think for himself
Re: Where Is God by okeyxyz(m): 10:28pm On May 26, 2013
Sirniyeh:
Now, the question is, where is this God?

God is a mindset(spirit).
Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 1:27am On May 27, 2013
okeyxyz: I am God cool

^^that clams casino instrumental is hot!!
i agree! cool tongue
Re: Where Is God by UyiIredia(m): 2:36am On May 27, 2013
manmustwac: Is your 10 year old asking you these questions? If yes why not tell him what you were told when you were 10 years old? Or better still give him a copy of the bible a copy of the Koran & any good book on evolution & encourage him to think for himself

A good philosophy book that highlights fallacies and methods of thinking is much preferable to good book on evolution.

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Re: Where Is God by UyiIredia(m): 2:39am On May 27, 2013
I don't know and any reply as to His location is at best a guess.
Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 2:43am On May 27, 2013
Uyi Iredia: I don't know and any reply as to His location is at best a guess.
Everywhere and nowhere?
Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 3:09am On May 27, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

A good philosophy book that highlights fallacies and methods of thinking is much preferable to good book on evolution.

agreed.
Re: Where Is God by manmustwac(m): 1:22pm On May 27, 2013
Uyi Iredia:

A good philosophy book that highlights fallacies and methods of thinking is much preferable to good book on evolution.
There has to be a level playing field. A good philosophy book dose not explain evolution & evolution is part of the puzzle.
Re: Where Is God by Rossikk(m): 1:30pm On May 27, 2013
God is everywhere and is everything including you. We are all aspects of God, like droplets of a river. God is not 'separate' from anything or anyone in existence. Wherever we are, God is.

Oh.. and I'm not referring to the 'God' of the bible who is just a mis-characterized Jewish tribal deity.

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Re: Where Is God by Nobody: 4:04am On May 28, 2013
Rossikk: God is everywhere and is everything including you. [size=18pt]We are all aspects of God, like droplets of a river. God is not 'separate' from anything or anyone in existence. Wherever we are, God is.[/size]

that's deep.
Re: Where Is God by onyfrank: 2:27pm On May 28, 2013
okeyxyz: @Op
For anybody(and there are very few) who has understanding; He knows that God is human. The bible(I speak as a christian) says: God is spirit(John 4:24 ). Spirit means mindset. So I wasn't joking when I said "I am God", not a small god, I am the same quantity and quality as God Almighty. For I have his spirit without measure(John 3:34 ) GBAM!!!
then, in dat case y not tell the child that he himself is God.
I bliv it wil help.

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