All sodas are called mineral

can i respond if i'm not nigerian??

one thing that always bugs me is when people say "pick" and "drop" instead of "pick up" and "drop off".  Like "I can't pick the phone right now" or "I'm going to drop my friend at school".  argh!

A_K_O:

*Whenever you come back from a trip, especially long trips, the first thing they ask u is what did you bring"?


_{And you diplomatically answer "joy and peace +any other virtue that comes to your head"}

lmfao




by the time am through with u ehn, hmmm by the time am through u will see!

sheniqua:

In the baffroom?

No, in the [size=14pt]Beich[/size]room

@post
lo fi ewe nu ididi e (get leaf to clean your butt)

amber_ella:

can i respond if i'm not nigerian??

no you can't

lol kidding , where you from?

amber_ella:

can i respond if i'm not nigerian??

one thing that always bugs me is when people say "pick" and "drop" instead of "pick up" and "drop off".  Like "I can't pick the phone right now" or "I'm going to drop my friend at school".  argh!

of course you can join in

y dnt u enter okada to the place

@post
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!!! (3X) ^{with popping veins}

tosinadeda:


lmfao




by the time am through with u ehn, hmmm by the time am through u will see!

*Instead of "what's the time", "what [b]says [/b]the time"?

Abi Aba boys don invent speaking clock?

*Mobile phone is called "set".

tosinadeda:

y dnt u enter okada to the place

enter okada
ROFL
then the ones that want to show off will call it MOcycle

A new born baby is always qualified with the adjective bouncing baby  boy/girl

me canadian.  but i have to admit - my nigerian husband speaks better english than me.  He's always laughing at the way I say stuff!

why dont you take leg to the store

Esss:

A new born baby is always qualified with the adjective bouncing baby  boy/girl

How about women in Nigeria.
They don't get pregnant they "take in"

Esss:

A new born baby is always qualified with the adjective bouncing baby boy/girl

lmfao


jeez am actually on the floor!!!
una go kill person o

sheniqua:

enter okada
ROFL
then the ones that want to show off will call it MOcycle

lmao!!

Esss:

why don't you take leg to the store

Go and bring my food. . .In the Kishhhen!. . .

doctor : are the husband
man: yes
doctor: congrats your wife just delivered a baby boy(instead of your has been delivered of a baby boy)



with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join

A_K_O:

No, in the [size=14pt]Beich[/size]room

Chei,I missed this one.
maybe in the west some call it Beichroom in Igboland it's "baite room" when they want to go a step higher than baffroom

Piniapple

Cocoroach

who born monkey?

our yoruba grandma's will always say

mo nlo si shurshi(am going to church)

savanaha:

Piniapple

Cocoroach

lol

amber_ella:

me canadian.  but i have to admit - my nigerian husband speaks better english than me.  He's always laughing at the way I say stuff!

aww welcome to the clan. you are part of the family

Maids, cleaners, babysitters, nannys are all Houseboy or House girl

how about this one

and the woman was put in a family way?

All bleaching creams are TURA

thunder fire you

all dogs are bingo

sheniqua:

how about this one

and the woman was put in a family way?

plus the one wey neva marry sef

Esss:

thunder fire you

hehhehee

after the woman put to bed


_{why can't we say,she had a baby.
what is she putting to bed?}