xiomarra not belly is worrying me,but belle is worrying me

Question: Can you cook?

Answer: Yes madam I can cook bad

punctuating every sentence with 'actually'

@iceblue - you mean "ashually"

(1)Our politicians are eating our money.the other one is,the go slow was too much(traffic)

I just looked him up and down and "eyed" him.

jennykadry:

xiomarra not belly is worrying me,but belle is worrying me

That's right!

junction=joinshun.


Something=sointin.

Those genetic retards in Nigeria that use the letter "X" in almost every word with an "S".

The ultimate transposition of the "S" and "X" factors.

Sex=Sess

Force=Forxe

Destiny=Dextiny

Masters in Science=Maxters in Science

Possibility=Poksxxibility

Fight don "buss" out.

Don't mention.

Diagnosis pronounced as "Dio-org-nasis".

Those "pussy" mouthed igbo people with "poose" problems in their mouths.

Campus=Campoose.


Inner Caucus=Inner Cackoose.


Pompous=Pompoos

Make una go cure una selves abeg. You are very annoying.

Bini "pipo"

Please it is called people not "pipo"!

It is a "pimple" not "pimpo"!

It is pant not "pahint"!

It is a mango not "a maingo"!

It is sardine not "saidine"!

And so on and so forth.

Gosh!

This na Adedibu website so I will not even discuss that area.

You Ishan people. . . you guys need to fix your teeth.

So you can pronounce words with "J".

It is just now not "ghioss now"!

It is justice. . . .not "ghiosstice"!

It is Jerusalem not "Ghierusalem"!

It is River Jordan. . . not River "Ghiordan!"

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

Just like the "British" people most of you Ishan peeps always have one of your teeth sticking out of your mouth like an "elephant tusk"!

Gosh! Please you all should go and read dentistry and hammer your teeth back in place. Haba!

no need to pick on tribes. unles you received your education in a proper town, you're susceptible to the many influences of your native language. when you hear someone speak like that, just understand that they spent a lot of time in the village/educationally backward townships, their english teachers 'no try', as he didnt know any better (he probably stopped at pry 6)

here the intention is to 'showcase' the lingua we all share across tribes, abi not?

@post

(when eating) - you meet me well     
come chop                                          what? firewood?
your leg fine                                       eishhhh!! how does the (immense  ) beauty of my legs inspire the invitation to join in your meal??

Xiomarra:

Those "pussy" mouthed igbo people with "poose" problems in their mouths.

Campsus=Campoose.


Inner Caucus=Inner Cackoose.


Pompous=Pompoos

Make una go cure una selves abeg. You are very annoying.

i'm guessing you meant campus? and i couldn't agree more!

Xiomarra,
i'd like to know where you're from, so i'll know what direction your teeth are pointing, it'll help me decide if you need a regular claw hammer or my personnal favourite "Ze Mallet" !

Royce29:

i'm guessing you meant campus? and i couldn't agree more!

Thanks for the correction. . . .he he he he he.

Gosh, I can't stand it. Everything with "pus" defaults to "Pooose"!

Royce29:

Xiomarra,
i'd like to know where you're from, so i'll know what direction your teeth are pointing, it'll help me decide if you need a regular claw hammer or my personnal favourite "Ze Mallet" !

I am not Ishan so no need to hammer my teeth back to wherever. . . .Agenegbode peeps do not have that kind of problems!


Wetin be "Ze Mallet"?

iceblue:

no need to pick on tribes.

unles you received your education in a proper town, you're susceptible to the many influences of your native language. when you hear someone speak like that, just understand that they spent a lot of time in the village/educationally backward townships, their english teachers 'no try', as he didnt know any better (he probably stopped at pry 6)

here the intention is to 'showcase' the lingua we all share across tribes, abi not?

@post

(when eating) - you meet me well     

come chop                                          what? firewood?

your leg fine                                        eishhhh!! how does the (immense  ) beauty of my legs inspire the

invitation to join in your meal??

Na real you meet me well. . . .

Very correct!  But the beauty of the "tribal" thing just shows how annoying it is.  The "intonation" strong no be small.

Still annoying though.

If them send you. . . tell them say you no meet me for house.

You just reminded me of something that we probably all did when we were younger.

Visitors come to check say your mum, and she doesn't want to see them so tells you to put them off by saying she's asleep. So what do you do? You say to the visitors "She said she is sleeping"!

Others:

You never jam anything (You haven't seen anything)

Go and axe (ask) him
If only people carried this out literally

if any of you have lived up north, you've probably heard this

conductor - kwandasta
driver - direba

also

i want to lick orange
sorry for you

@ xiomarra
i second the suggestion that we do check your teeth, just in case . We go do am for free

meanwhile, i hope rain did not beat you this morning?

Tchinasa**:

So you be ishan babe eh?

Sorry my dear, nothing do my teeth at all. Na only ishan people get that kind of "British" problem I swear.

you be xiomarra too? 

i no be ishan o!! i dey fear them sef

Tchinasa**:

You will kill me today. . . . .

O K   name a time and place

Someone is walking out of a room and says to the other people in the room

I'm coming!!



Tell your JUNIOR brother to call SHOEMAKER for me. My slippers has CUT !!!

Please stop shedding crocodile tears. . . .

Sand has entered my eye. . .


_{by plane, road or by sea travel?}

Please don't tear my[b] trouzis![/b]


trouzis=trousers!

How much did you gave?