ileobatojo:

Yessir! Going right now to go and sniff his butt to make sure he washed it well.... Oga Matthew, where are you?!!

Take him to the shower, take off his clothes and give him a nice bath ensure you clean all those crevice and hidden parts too

Be a good worker and earn your promotion

I blame the man, had it been he has adult balls, he would hv transfered her to another dept or better still if he is the ceo fired her right away.
Some people need to go back to school to learn basic work ethics.
A lady is busy glorifying her intentional and seductive moves about on her boss and some pple r supporting her.
Even as how corrupt and insane the Nigerian working environment can be, some bosses can and will never tolerate a younger officer that don't want to mind what brings her to office every weekday.
Let's turn the table around, if op is a male,will she go this far?
Will the boss accept the meddling attitude?

And the worst thing is the disrespect for the wife.
Well I don't blame her cos if her boss hadn't been the type that had already castigated his wife b4 her, I don't think she can open her mouth to utter rubbish about someone's wife that way.
As for her boldness, simple, she has d desired attention and knows where she holds the man.

Like I said earlier,tell us when u want to do the yonder.
Keep up d good work.

Unfortunately we ain't in Nigeria, and my boss and I happens 2b d only Nigerian in our office, more of a multinational environment.

yellowpawpaw: I blame the man, had it been he has adult balls, he would hv transfered her to another dept or better still if he is the ceo fired her right away.
Some people need to go back to school to learn basic work ethics.
A lady is busy glorifying her intentional and seductive moves about on her boss and some pple r supporting her.
Even as how corrupt and insane the Nigerian working environment can be, some bosses can and will never tolerate a younger officer that don't want to mind what brings her to office every weekday.
Let's turn the table around, if op is a male,will she go this far?
Will the boss accept the meddling attitude?

And the worst thing is the disrespect for the wife.
Well I don't blame her cos if her boss hadn't been the type that had already castigated his wife b4 her, I don't think she can open her mouth to utter rubbish about someone's wife that way.
As for her boldness, simple, she has d desired attention and knows where she holds the man.

Like I said earlier,tell us when u want to do the yonder.
Keep up d good work.

Complete lack of professionalism in the workplace. I'm more disturbed at the fact that she thinks it's the wife's duty to dress her husband and make sure he's wearing a clean underwear. So a man can now cheat on his wife with the excuse that she doesn't make sure he looks good?!

It's just ironic since the woman is expected to look good for her husband. Why isn't he required to look good for her, why is the wife to blame??

"Men will forever be babies"- This is the reason we have so many self-entitled-spoilt-brat posing around as men, shame.

yellowpawpaw: I blame the man, had it been he has adult balls, he would hv transfered her to another dept or better still if he is the ceo fired her right away.
Some people need to go back to school to learn basic work ethics.
A lady is busy glorifying her intentional and seductive moves about on her boss and some pple r supporting her.
Even as how corrupt and insane the Nigerian working environment can be, some bosses can and will never tolerate a younger officer that don't want to mind what brings her to office every weekday.
Let's turn the table around, if op is a male,will she go this far?
Will the boss accept the meddling attitude?

And the worst thing is the disrespect for the wife.
Well I don't blame her cos if her boss hadn't been the type that had already castigated his wife b4 her, I don't think she can open her mouth to utter rubbish about someone's wife that way.
As for her boldness, simple, she has d desired attention and knows where she holds the man.

Like I said earlier,tell us when u want to do the yonder.
Keep up d good work.

^^ Sharaap there and come and take care of me jare

You this oyinbo pepper just wasting Gods glory in your life instead of using it to care for me.

You dont check whether I bath, wash my clothes, barb my hair or even sleep well?

Ngwanu, Whats wrong in it if you rock me to sleep everyday?

Infact i might need to tell management to fire you and hire Ileobatojo the Accountant who can also be a masseuse

Bootylicious: Unfortunately we ain't in Nigeria, and my boss and I happens 2b d only Nigerian in our office, more of a multinational environment.

I know u r not in Nigeria dear, I gave an example with a third world country.
A country that's rated as one of d most developed countries in d world and yet lacks professionalism, that tells a lot

Dayo please stop my kids are getting scared. I am laughing like a donkey

armyofone: sniff and inhale, hopefully wifey fed him eggs for breakfast, shebi she is the care taker .

Chei, you harsh o!

dayokanu:
^^ Sharaap there and come and take care of me jare

You this oyinbo pepper just wasting Gods glory in your life instead of using it to care for me.

You dont check whether I bath, wash my clothes, barb my hair or even sleep well?

Ngwanu, Whats wrong in it if you rock me to sleep everyday?

Infact i might need to tell management to fire you and hire Ileobatojo the Accountant who can also be a masseuse

Dayo leave me alone pls!
I no get d strength to laugh!

dayokanu:

Take him to the shower, take off his clothes and give him a nice bath ensure you clean all those crevice and hidden parts too

Be a good worker and earn your promotion

Already scrubbing sef. After that I will shave his armpit, clip his toenails, trim his nose hairs and floss his teeth. When I finish I will call his wife and tell her how hardworking and caring I am and warn her to start doing it all herself. Otherwise, as she can see, someone else, like me, will do her duty for her o.

#men are forever babies.

ileobatojo:

Already scrubbing sef. After that I will have his armpit, clip his toenails, trim his nose hairs and floss his teeth. When I finish I will call his wife and tell her how hardworking and caring I am and warn her to start doing it all herself. Otherwise, as she can see, someone else, like me, will do her duty for her o.

#men are forever babies.

Chei, this woman (runs out of thread!)

ileobatojo:

Already scrubbing sef. After that I will have his armpit, clip his toenails, trim his nose hairs and floss his teeth. When I finish I will call his wife and tell her how hardworking and caring I am and warn her to start doing it all herself. Otherwise, as she can see, someone else, like me, will do her duty for her o.

#men are forever babies.

you forgot his pubic hair You are not the only woman at work that likes to ensure that her boss is looking good, do your job well.

#men are crippled 1mbeciles

ileobatojo:
#men are forever babies.

Yes oo, Would you be coogars mommy? So you can take care of him and spank him when he's naughty

Wu Zetian:
you forgot his pubic hair You are not the only woman at work that likes to ensure that her boss is looking good, do your job well.

#men are crippled 1mbeciles

Ewo! See enemies! You want to overtake me as chief alaseju? Not so? Blood of Jesus! All my enemies begin to collapse one by one!!

As Dayokanu will tell you, I am officially the best in the business!

#Wife! Wash my ar*se! Or else.

Nashville:

Not trying to pick on you and as I told you earlier, your signature is one of my favourite songs. However, to help you in future professional life, do not repeat what you just wrote here. It is highly unprofessional and rude, it might cost you a job in future. You can get away doing that for some random guy or in a small one man business, but please dont try that in an established organisation.

I cannot imagine a top executive comes to visit me and while waiting my PA offers him clippers or scissors to cut his nails. She will leave the job that minute. You should all learn to separate personal and professional life. You are not supposed to discriminate on the basis of looks, religion or se*xual orientation. We all have our personal likes and dislikes but it is not in your place to give a visiting business partner clippers to cut his nails just because it "irritates" you. This is just one for the future, no effense meant.

You are right! But i'm also not stupid. Before you talk to people about their personal lives in the office, there must have been a relationship on personal level, and by this I didn't mean an affair.

Whether you agree with me or not, there are clients, bosses who with time become friends and relate with you on personal level. If i'm relating with you on strictly professional or official level, what's my business with how you smell or look?

In these cases, the relationship was a mixed one which is not a crime. So why make it one? Or are all professional or official relatinships strictly official?

And yes, my ex boss also cared about my personal well being on personal level, so does that mean I was having an affair with him?

Haba! You people like blowing things out of proportion, abeg.

And you don't have to always butter me up with "your signature..............." cos i can handle constructive criticism.

dayokanu:

Yes oo, Would you be coogars mommy? So you can take care of him and spank him when he's naughty

Ah ah! Give me some credit now. I still have small self pride remaining o. Even me I have a limit to the butts I will sniff!

This reminds me of when I was still single and my boss used to eat indomie for breakfast and lunch everyday, I would have been so foolish to cook food for him and bring to the office but I minded my own business and decided to put myself in his wife's shoes, if someone else was feeding my husband, how would I feel? @Op, pls admit u have fallen in love with ur boss and obviously wish u were in his wife's shoes, pls stop living in denial. The sooner u realise that, the better for u. My friend's husband can wear a singlet for 2 weeks without washing and if his wife tries to wash his clothes, he screams at her for doing so. Yea I agree a woman should take care of her man but what if the man doesn't want to be taken care of which might be who ur boss is. He might just pretend to be polite with u cos he loves the attention. But really, any girl who does that to my husband will be beaten blue black, who born the mumu sef?

BootY.....whatever, I think you should stop defending yourself. What you did was humane and whatever your motive was as accused, you and your God know. But the more you defend yourself, the more you give much away and the more everything would be nitpicked.

Men are babies..hilarious.

what is a baby doing married?

ileobatojo:

As Dayokanu will tell you, I am officially the best in the business!

#Wife! Wash my ar*se! Or else.

That's because he hasn't had me tell him what you do wrong. I have Brunello Cucinelli on speed dial.
They call me Miss take-your-husband-from-a -zero-to-a-ten. Customized clipper, shaving stick, always ready to upgrade the looks of married men. Ask Dayokunu's boss for my business card

#Married bosses only!

Wu Zetian:
That's because he hasn't had me tell him what you do wrong. I have Brunello Cucinelli on speed dial.
They call me Miss take-your-husband-from-a -zero-to-a-ten. Customized clipper, shaving stick, always ready to upgrade the looks of married men. Ask Dayokunu's boss for my business card

Lmao! Iya o! Ok, I don bow!

Wu Zetian:
#Married bosses only!

Bwahahaha! As in, no time for the single ones!

this thread has taken a very interesting dimension,hilarious!!!! .

OP, it might even be ur boss tactics to get ur attention which he gat already. He might wear clean shirt from home and before coming into office, change to dirty one to get ur attention.

Some men can be very stubborn too. You don't know what goes on the da house if you are not there. I have a friend dat her hubby would wear 5 same shirts for months, though clean but my friend didn't like dat cuz the hubby gat plenty other ones but chose to be wearing only those 5. What my friend now did was, once the 5 is worn for dat week, she won't wash it nd even if she does, she won't iron it so the hubby had no option but to wear other ones.

My hubby is very domesticated dat he helps in the house, even.goes to the market while I do da.cooking. It became rampant that he runs into one babe dat had an eye on him but dating hubby's friend nd she would always tell my hubby that he's now my.maid and my hubby would always respond dat its not a problem if he's doing maid work.for his wife.

My point is, mind ur own business really cuz u can never tell

Bootylicious: I did mention using my boss as a case study . Several men and my boss is d closest example no hard feelings.

Really?

So tell us, is there anything you won't do for this boss of yours? Do any boundaries exist in this 'caring' relationship of yours? Is there any line you won't cross? Pls, do tell.

And while we're on this subject, tell me, how far do you go with shaving him? Do you also check the length and thickness of his pubic hair? You know, one can never be too careful since all men are babies and can't do anything for themselves.

Come to think of it, are you sure wifey sleeps with her man properly? I think you need to step in here urgently as that man probably isn't getting good s.ex from his wife.

I mean, why stop at dressing and feeding him? You might as well go the whole mile and throw in a few kids for him too.

Love angel: Yea I agree a woman should take care of her man but what if the man doesn't want to be taken care of which might be who ur boss is. He might just pretend to be polite with u cos he loves the attention. But really, any girl who does that to my husband will be beaten blue black, who born the mumu sef?

Does this not constitute an infraction of rule 2...lol

You really take no prisoners...

Wu Zetian: Complete lack of professionalism in the workplace. I'm more disturbed at the fact that she thinks it's the wife's duty to dress her husband and make sure he's wearing a clean underwear. So a man can now cheat on his wife with the excuse that she doesn't make sure he looks good?!

It's just ironic since the woman is expected to look good for her husband. Why isn't he required to look good for her, why is the wife to blame??

"Men will forever be babies"- This is the reason we have so many self-entitled-spoilt-brat posing around as men, shame.

The op running around desperately in search of men, doesnt make the objects of her stalking, cheaters.

She has obviously done everything but jump on the poor man in her birthday suit, he still is yet to give her face.

The frustration is what gave rise to this thread.

If the man were available for her to have an affair with, she wouldnt have started the smear campaign.

Oya, op, come and add shoe polish to your story, i'm waiting.

Ile, byvan, sholly, Efe and dayo thanks for giving me a good laugh.

@OP:

Your title is funny. Is married women to take care of hubby or are married couples to care for themselves?

Men are babies? Can you please explain?

While I would agree that sometimes we develop strong familial bonds in the work place, know that there should be a limit. Do want you can within reasonable limits as a friend without dragging his wife's imcopetences or otherwise into it. A well trained adult ought to have been groomed in etiquette by his parents or himself.

Don't worry, you will soon be married. I am sure you will not like if another secretary with a lot of time on her hands decides to make over your husband.

It is well

What a topic! OP, next time also buy a boxers for him because for the shirt to be dirty, the boxers must be like 2 semaine without seeing detergent and water.

Meanwhile, while you are at it, you could just slide your hands in his trousers to gently check for his size. Orishirishi.

Thanks....

vivianc: BootY.....whatever, I think you should stop defending yourself. What you did was humane and whatever your motive was as accused, you and your God know. But the more you defend yourself, the more you give much away and the more everything would be nitpicked.