@CH3COO

that method would never work on a girl like me. i would stop you in your tracks. it is obvious the girl only likes the guy because of what he has. which i must mind you can be stolen or taken at any given moment.

WHO'S LOOKING FOR ME THERE?

I SAID YOUR TOASTING SUCKS NA. gET ME A NEW CAR FIRST.

RedHotChic:

LMAO; Funny how little little things makes us women happy(Except Gamine of course because she wants digestive with big tires )

Get over yourself and stop fooling yourself.  You know you women like everything oversized.  Big tires, big cars, big wallet, big [i]d[/i]ick, the house must be rotunda.  The list is eendless.

Ch3


all I want is digestive o. Glass of milk would be nice too

onyinye2:

@CH3COO

that method would never work on a girl like me. i would stop you in your tracks. it is obvious the girl only likes the guy because of what he has. which i must mind you can be stolen or taken at any given moment.

Who's talking of your own.  Na yankee style I go take massacre your own.  After endless bouts of i lof you hunnie, i lof you, you mean the world to me, i find myself falling deeply in love with you every passing second, and after 5 showers of roses you will melt in my succulent hands.  Don't mess with the games men play o, it's toxic.  Make I no put your health in jeopardy i beg.

KarmaMod:

Ch3


all I want is digestive o. Glass of milk would be nice too

no be only digestive. i for dash you chocomilo on top. i no dey discuss digestive until i bin wan settle down abeg.

You know you women like everything oversized. Big tires, big cars, big wallet, big privates, the house must be rotunda. The list is eendless.

KarmaMod proved you wrong babe, I want the Eiffel tower or the statue of liberty anyway so Gamine or GoldFinch may be cheaper than me.

I wouldn't mind the Tower of Babylon either.

RedHotChic:

KarmaMod proved you wrong babe, I want the Eiffel tower or the statue of liberty anyway so Gamine or GoldFinch may be cheaper than me.

Se you see the kain wayo you dey play.  You think say I be kasali?  i never meet the kain woman wen I go carry digestive give wey go cry on top my kini all night long.  I dey on top everything.  If to say the thing work I for don store digestive for house dey dash woman left and right.

CH3COO:

Who's talking of your own. Na yankee style I go take massacre your own. After endless bouts of i lof you hunnie, i lof you, you mean the world to me, i find myself falling deeply in love with you every passing second, and after 5 showers of roses you will melt in my succulent hands. Don't mess with the games men play o, it's toxic. Make I no put your health in jeopardy i beg.

it is so funny how you completely failed. you will never "master" "yankee" style even if the king of all Cassanovas taught you. because what you said means abosolutely nothing to me. you could tell me you loved me forever and serenade me with roses, and still not win me over. learn your craft before you get slapped.

RHC
All I want is a new car o, ok, maybe a new house can be the icing on the cake.

onyinye2:

it is so funny how you completely failed. you will never "master" "yankee" style even if the king of all Cassanovas taught you. because what you said means abosolutely nothing to me. you could tell me you loved me forever and serenade me with roses, and still not win me over. learn your craft before you get slapped.

Lol. we get name for your type.  na hard to get dem call am.  I get strategy, I sabi am.  I will allow you to slap me (even twice if you choose), then i'll go home and continue sending you love letters with my tear drops stamped all over the paper.  Send a spanish guitarist to serenade you as you return home each night from your school or work.  Once in a blue moon I will show up at your doorsteps  and plead my love for you until your neighbors force you to give in to me.  You never sabi nooothing.  

no be only digestive. i for dash you chocomilo on top. i no dey discuss digestive until i bin wan settle down abeg.

Im mentioning something way cheaper than useless flowers and you are complaining

Anyway God shall provide me with my Digestive supplier

Gold*Finch:

RHC
All I want is a new car o, ok, maybe a new house can be the icing on the cake.

You will get it.  All you have to do is love me right.  IF you love me the right way I will treat you like a umm queen.

RHC
All I want is a new car o, ok, maybe a new house can be the icing on the cake.

Since you didn't name the car, you are #3 on the list. The digestive chic is easier to satisfy.

KarmaMod:

I'm mentioning something way cheaper than useless flowers and you are complaining

Anyway God shall provide me with my Digestive supplier

I will send you 100 digestives in ghana-must-go bags.  I will wait at my house 24 hours after you receive them to see if you will come running at me with arms flailing in the air ready to declare your love for me.  After which I will proceed to the nearest 7-11 to buy two satchets of trojan condom so we can Bleep happily ever after.

So you just cant buy me digestive just for the look of joy on my face? O ga o

I will buy my own!

CH3COO:

Lol. we get name for your type. na hard to get them call am. I get strategy, I sabi am. I will allow you to slap me (even twice if you choose), then i'll go home and continue sending you love letters with my tear drops stamped all over the paper. Send a spanish guitarist to serenade you as you return home each night from your school or work. Once in a blue moon I will show up at your doorsteps and plead my love for you until your neighbors force you to give in to me. You never sabi nooothing.

this is truly hilarious. im not hard to get, just hard to please. i have seen it all. there is advantage in growing up in the states. i know all the tricks in the book. you send me love letters, watever. unless they are off the top gorgeous letters, i would just stick them in a box. tears don't help either. The spanish guitar might work but i might fall for him instead of you. If you try to show up to my home on a consistent basis, i would well lets just say my neighbors will be forcing me to doing something else then confess my love to you.

Digestive will never bring an esteemed woman joy.  That sounds like something I would buy for my housegirl if I want to Bleep her.

So you just can't buy me digestive just for the look of joy on my face? O ga o

I will buy my own!

Dude is cheap!!! He can only afford digestive kuli kuli, that's why he farts uncontrollably.

You will get it. All you have to do is love me right. IF you love me the right way I will treat you like a umm queen.

Who wants love?
Baby, those are for friendship.
For Love? hmm, You'll have to earn more than Jay-z's income.


@RHC
any car that cost more than $190,000. USA dollars o.
No come with Zimbabwe dollars o! I go send my pitbull after you.

That sounds like something I would buy for my housegirl if I want to mess her.

So you sleep with housegirls? I'm ashamed of you.

@GoldMine, count yourself lucky for not falling for this loser.

@RHC
any car that cost more than $190,000. USA dollars o.
No come with Zimbabwe dollars o! I go send my pitbull after you.

That puts gamine 2nd on the list because Hummer is way cheaper than that unless she has other small small things scribbled on her list, Small things like rocks, white gold, cobra balls, mermaid thongs etc.

onyinye2:

this is truly hilarious. im not hard to get, just hard to please. i have seen it all. there is advantage in growing up in the states. i know all the tricks in the book. you send me love letters, watever. unless they are off the top gorgeous letters, i would just stick them in a box. tears don't help either. The spanish guitar might work but i might fall for him instead of you. If you try to show up to my home on a consistent basis, i would well lets just say my neighbors will be forcing me to doing something else then confess my love to you.

Onyinye, you love with your heart and not your head.  Your kind is the easiest to steal.  Kissing you out of the blue for no reason at all is something you would find romantic, you like being confused as a queen, things like dancing on a very high rooftop at night looking down at the world will get you to melt at my lips.  Leaving blissful voice messages that confess my love for you while you work are fantasies that satisfy your every desire.

Gold*Finch:

@RHC
any car that cost more than $190,000. USA dollars o.
No come with Zimbabwe dollars o! I go send my pitbull after you.

roflmao

@RHC
Fall for who?
When I get eyes.
The man is cheaper than my ex that thought buying me a can of Peak milk is romantic. shior

Digestive will never bring an esteemed woman joy.

so you want me to say nonsense like Bentley, diamond blah blah. Crap I can't get here by myself?

Thoughtful little things make some of us happy o. If a perosn gets me something liek Digestive, it means they remember that it's my favorite snack and that says alot more than obnoxious bullshit that any working person can get on their own. Better get that into your head. That's why greedy Naija girls can easily make you clueless dorks file for Chapter 11

Who wants love?
Baby, those are for friendship.
For Love? hmm, You'll have to earn more than Jay-z's income.


@RHC
any car that cost more than $190,000. USA dollars o.
No come with Zimbabwe dollars o! I go send my pitbull after you.

Which means you're forcing me to lie.  I got yahoo-yahoo friends don't you know?   Lying is their forte and i have been taught to perfect the art.  I will tell you that I am the son of Aliko Dangote, will borrow one of their yahooze mansion and use that to lure you to my world.  And don't worry about the car my dear, I don't mess with anything less than a lamborghini.  the last one i carry go naija na the hausa girl wey sell me ewa agonyin for my bedroom I dash.

@CH3COO
Thanks for confessing. You're sure you're not the yahoo yahoo? ole!

So you sleep with housegirls? I'm ashamed of you.      

@GoldMine, count yourself lucky for not falling for this loser.

Stop cockblocking please.  Blood of haysus.  I never got to sleep with her.  Didn't have enough time to get past the semantics of discussion.  Kept her mouth way too occupied.

@CH3COO
Thanks for confessing. You're sure you're not the yahoo yahoo? ole!

what did you expect? If your expectation is as unrealistic as hoping that I would buy you a 190,000 car to express my love (thanks for showing your true colors). Then yes I will lie out of my butthole to rob your heart if I truly love you.

If 2 say you don ask for peak me, I for surely don give you indomie noodles instead; or if you prefer, I would have suplemented with bournvita.

Don't tell me you're that clueless as to believe all you read on the net.

No be only Bonvitas, Milo nko? I prefer Milo