onyinye2:

hmmm, you needed a song to tell you a woman's worth??

Onyinye, you would be surprised to find out how much we all learn from music.
Same songs that tell you to put your woman first will tell you in the second stanza never to trust her.  Funmi once posted a link where the court ruled against the man for trusting his wife.

Except you didn't come at me with cutleries or machete. You came at me with the loving embrace and warm hugs of a fully developed romantic woman.

Were!

Get back to topic!

rubi:

You can say that again

studentetc:

Like joke like joke, this thread don turn to Ojuelegba.

No be only ojuelegba.  Na this be the kain romance I don dey talk.  This be the kain thing wey naija girls dey fancy.

No be only ojuelegba. Na this be the kain romance I don dey talk. This be the kain thing wey naija girls dey fancy.

Na the naija girls wey you dey toast. oniranu

Na Oshodi infact

Real ThreadGrowers

That's good news for her. You know how many women's dreams I can fulfill with that power I posess? I know you often dream of having multiple orgasms. Fear no more, for your dreams can now become a reality.

In viagra's name we pray AMEN.

Gold*Finch:

Were!

Get back to topic!

Yeah let's do that.  Tell me the most romantic idea your man has ever proposed to you.  I will top that by a golden mile.  Let me pitch an example to you.  I would sneak out of  bed to take a shower and brush my teeth with Mclean before you wake up so we can have hygienic good morning sex.

Na the naija girls wey you dey toast. oniranu

Lmao

Yeah let's do that. Tell me the most romantic idea your man has ever proposed to you. I will top that by a golden mile. Let me pitch an example to you. I would sneak out of bed to take a shower and brush my teeth with Mclean before you wake up so we can have hygienic good morning sex.

Oga o.
I no fit shout!
You try with ya toasting sha. Try harder!

This thread is becoming motor park

Gold*Finch:

Na the naija girls wey you dey toast. oniranu

you dey deceive yourself.  who tell you say naija girls dey need toasting.  all you need to do is whistle or do something like the guy in this video did.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

CH3COO:

Onyinye, you would be surprised to find out how much we all learn from music.
Same songs that tell you to put your woman first will tell you in the second stanza never to trust her. Funmi once posted a link where the court ruled against the man for trusting his wife.

that said, why dont you learn a little about romance from Raheem Davaughn's song "Customer"

Please tell him.

CH3COO:

you dey deceive yourself.  who tell you say naija girls dey need toasting.  all you need to do is whistle or do something like the guy in this video did.
[flash=200,200]http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI[/flash]

liar liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that said, why don't you learn a little about romance from Raheem Davaughn's song "Customer"

How do you expect a local Egba man to know anything about romance? All they know is goat meat stew.

Damn! The video i'm attempting to post is not displaying. any of you know how to post a flash video from youtube on here?

This is exactly the kain thing you women like. See as you swarm me like flies on shit.

This is exactly the kain thing you women like. See as you swarm me like flies on shit.

So this is what you call toasting?
oga o.
Naija women don suffer!

The video i'm attempting to post is not displaying

That's b/c you no get game. Na so all your romance dey fail.

I don't mind the attention. in fact you are helping me realize dreams of my own. My objective is to become a real woman cassanova. A thief of women's hearts.

I don't mind the attention. in fact you are helping me realize dreams of my own. My objective is to become a real woman cassanova. A thief of women's hearts.

well, it's nice to know you want to be a jigolo later in your life.

well, enjoy while fulfilling your dreams

onyinye2:

that said, why don't you learn a little about romance from Raheem Davaughn's song "Customer"

that said, I do really appreciate your input. But I learn all I need to know about treating women and being romantic from the legend of tupac shakur.  If all else fails there's always juju for backup. no be so?

CH3COO:

I don't mind the attention. in fact you are helping me realize dreams of my own. My objective is to become a real woman cassanova. A thief of women's hearts.

that is a horrible dream. go read my poem of "The Confessions of a Love Slave". and learn something from it.

Dont do roses

Dont do recharge cards

Get me Digestive

onyinye2:

that is a horrible dream. go read my poem of "The Confessions of a Love Slave". and learn something from it.

Oh my God! After 500 years of mental slavery from the white man, the last thing I need is to be thrown back under the bus.  Why would I want to be a slave?  Please o.  No be only mugu dey do love slave.  Love and money are synonyms in the Nigerian woman's language. It's simple as A - B - C - all you gotta do is keep your mind on your money. The will will become your walking footmat in no time.

well, it's nice to know you want to be a jigolo later in your life.

well, enjoy while fulfilling your dreams

Also nice to know that he's learning how to be a gigolo and Casanova from youtube. Let me see how succesful he'll be with Nigerian women. I suggest he concentrate on the arts of palm wine tapping, he may get his breakthrough there.

Dont do roses

Dont do recharge cards

Get me Digestive

What is digestive again? damn cookies? WTF!!!!

CH3COO:

Oh my God! After 500 years of mental slavery from the white man, the last thing I need is to be thrown back under the bus. Why would I want to be a slave? Please o. No be only mugu dey do love slave. Love and money are synonyms in the Nigerian woman's language. It's simple as A - B - C - all you gotta do is keep your mind on your money. The will will become your walking footmat in no time.

go read it boy!!! then come back and respond.

He be like say the video don begin dey work.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Funmi , this is an example to show you that the success is easily attained.  In no time I will be trucking in women from every angle. And palm-wine tapping beats brothel work any day of the week. I prefer my dignity over your shame.

onyinye2:

go read it boy!!! then come back and respond.

Why do I need to read again? My method is tested and trusted. It has been working since the ancient times of our ancestral godfathers.

Where is finch again?

LMAO; Funny how little little things makes us women happy(Except Gamine of course because she wants digestive with big tires )