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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by rioemmanuel(m): 5:53pm On Dec 11, 2013
funny thread
Funny nairalanders
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by codernoni: 5:53pm On Dec 11, 2013
Pls hw much for hiv patient chicken
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ROCE: 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.

Oh yeah!!! Since the topic is now on the fp, we should click like because your sense Of humor doesn't attach to this joke Try harder next time tongue

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by quivah(f): 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2013
Laughing at this sh*t





























With no sense of humour!!
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by skotch(m): 5:58pm On Dec 11, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.
Sorry, it's funny. Try harder next time.

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by brownlord: 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.

Don't mind that guy, he thinks anyhow joke can make you laugh, em no know say ur problem even big pass basket mouth joke.



Seun, how market? e be like the basket you dey put money don almost full

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ericgold(m): 6:00pm On Dec 11, 2013
malele: What kind of MODs does this nairaland have, how can this shit make front page, while important topics does not. These mods iQ too loww abeg.
abeg shruup there e!! Na me say make u lost ur sense of humour Ekpa of the highest order

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Deiok(m): 6:02pm On Dec 11, 2013
*spits on OP face*
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 6:03pm On Dec 11, 2013
not funy jare
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by krugar07(m): 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.
hmm dey dia de beg for like. but A hear say u fit buy "like" bundles from seun oo. 100 likes = NGN10,000

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.



You should try your own joke... Likes arent funny..

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Prowizy2(m): 6:09pm On Dec 11, 2013
OP do u have a barren chicken? undecided
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by DICKtator: 6:10pm On Dec 11, 2013
inikamoze: Fairly Used Chicken for sale....
Xmas promo is here:

Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free * Born and bred chick from abroad. Stereotypically speaking, they be too loose
Dubai used turkey - #2,500(tall as human being) Cream looking chicks . They problem be they are religious and observe most Muslim seasons, so they sexx would definitely be seasonal
London used chicken - N1,200 * their brains have been phuucked out they whoever is entering 'em is just using expired product!!

USA used white chicken - N1,220 * The Mod formerly known as xxxdon'tkill be dating one of these!!!
Deaf and dump fowl - N850 * Inspite of her friends telling her that he is just using her, she keeps going back for more cos the sexx is so so damn goood. They get dumped sooner than later!!!
Blind chicken - N800 * They keep cumming back for more. After a good night,they be asking "do you love me?" when it is obvious that it is just the p#@$y that is needed!!!. Love is really blind, chicken is love, y'all do the "engrish"
Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 * WTF!!!. One of my n!GGAH be phuccking a lady like this. I am like WTFHe is sucha a perv though!!!
Crippled hen - N380 * Nah!!!. Always pass this!!. got the itch and all sorta venerals. b!tcch pls!!!
Wrinkled fowl - N250 M.I.L.F.!!
Contact me now for your orders.
Hapi xmas



grin grin grin grin
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 6:12pm On Dec 11, 2013
You get tear rubber chicken?
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by babadem2much(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2013
[quote
author=Seezzy]Bia... You get only 1 chicken wey
deaf,dumb,blind,albino,bow-legged,dwarf,with beards and don get
miscarriage at the same time And if yes,how much

its very rare here in 9ja but u chech that @ Republic of Turkey, congo, n Timbuktu na dia dem dey yapa. WARNING! dont it dat kain 1 4 afternoon oh
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by DocAdray(f): 6:15pm On Dec 11, 2013
@ OP, this joke is not funny; infact, Go and Die!
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by zinosleek(m): 6:15pm On Dec 11, 2013
Can i get an igbo n yoruba chicken, preferebly females
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Freiburger(m): 6:16pm On Dec 11, 2013
OP, I need a deaf and dumb, same time crippled chicken for N200, can you help? cheesy
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Afritop(m): 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2013
I think the OP is from Alakuko
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 6:25pm On Dec 11, 2013
:Demployees have u collected ur own cheesy

Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by omogidi234(m): 6:25pm On Dec 11, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.

it is funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by frainc(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2013
just like this one?

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by vanguard1(m): 6:30pm On Dec 11, 2013
Joblessness at its peak.
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by MumyGO(f): 6:32pm On Dec 11, 2013
TEA esq™:
Pls do you have a yellow chicken with four legs?
i love ur pun
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2013
@op abeg send me ur office address grin
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by vanguard1(m): 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2013
Freiburger: OP, I need a deaf and dumb, same time crippled chicken for N200, can you help? cheesy
Mtcheew!!! Too dry.
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by tope3x(m): 6:40pm On Dec 11, 2013
I can't stop laughing. ...it's so funny...if u think it's not funny....GO AND DIE tongue tongue

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by inikamoze(m): 6:52pm On Dec 11, 2013
@ all hatersz.... tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue G & D...who's laffin now??
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by StarboyP(m): 6:54pm On Dec 11, 2013
Laughing Real Hard...LRH...very dry
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Uwakuwak(f): 6:54pm On Dec 11, 2013
Do u have chicken with penis,
chicken with horn
chicken with breast
what is the cost!
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by felipemadero(m): 6:56pm On Dec 11, 2013
Laff wan make me lose my virginity o!

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