skydeep: How much is bowed-legged chicken?

inikamoze: Fairly Used Chicken for sale....
Xmas promo is here:

Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free *
Dubai used turkey - #2,500(tall as human being)
London used chicken - N1,200 *
USA used white chicken - N1,220 *
Deaf and dump fowl - N850 *
Blind chicken - N800 *
Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 *
Crippled hen - N380 *
Wrinkled fowl - N250
Contact me now for your orders.
Hapi xmas

inikamoze: Fairly Used Chicken for sale....
Xmas promo is here:

Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free *
Dubai used turkey - #2,500(tall as human being)
London used chicken - N1,200 *
USA used white chicken - N1,220 *
Deaf and dump fowl - N850 *
Blind chicken - N800 *
Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 *
Crippled hen - N380 *
Wrinkled fowl - N250
Contact me now for your orders.
Hapi xmas

ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.

Kingtim: Like seriously..... Fairly used chicken The mod who put this on front page is foolis.h Fairly used

Mavor: And this $hit made front page? Mods must be crazy!!! Fairly used.

yinkard4me: Abeg una don receive alert? ;DAbeg una don receive alert?

Mavor: And this $hit made front page? Mods must be crazy!!!

Tbken: you are the one that is crazy...so u tink jokes shudnt be on FP...

Mavor: If you think this is funny, then you completely lack a sense of humour. Am sorry for both you and the OP of this thread.

astronautog: I ordered from konga during their fall yakata promo but till now I neva see the chicken!!I called them on phone they said the chicken don dey trek come!!wicked pple dem no fit put am for bus

malele: What kind of MODs does this nairaland have, how can this shit make front page, while important topics does not. These mods iQ too loww abeg.

AdannayaBella: Really? How about an uncircumcised black chicken?

skydeep: How much is bowed-legged chicken?

Seanord: For the record PLEASE AND PLEASE in the name of ALLAH, SANGO, JESU or any anything you believe in...i am very sorry for what I said to you the other day o...i was deliberatly trolling BUT i have been feeling very bad since then that I had hurt someone unjustly please find a place in your heart to forgive me...i did not mean everything I said to you...I have been having sleepless night that despite my rudeness you did not still insult me...please the only way i will know that you have accepted this apology is for you to reply and quote me....i actually have deep respect for you now...just name whatever u want me to do for u 2 forgive me...abeg we should not take this to a new year o...please everyone on nairaland should please help me ask skydeep for her forgiveness *kneeling down*