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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by simdam500(m): 12:16am On Dec 12, 2013
Op and mod... *tinkin who get brain pass d other*
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by goingsolo: 12:32am On Dec 12, 2013
Pls disgraced senatorial chicken na how much? Especially d one with vulture head. grin grin grin
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by inikamoze(m): 12:46am On Dec 12, 2013
@ All of you that wants one kinda chicken or the other,please direct your orders to chickensales @ nabyforce2chopchickendisxmas **dot orgyy**

and for all the haterz..I have customized GO & KPEME chicken @ give away prices 4 all y'all...coz I sabi say na money to buy chicken wey no dey una tia tia pockets make una dey diss me... grin grin grin....so hurry now while stocks last!!

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by skydeep(f): 2:39am On Dec 12, 2013
Seanord: For the record PLEASE AND PLEASE in the name of ALLAH, SANGO, JESU or any anything you believe in...i am very sorry for what I said to you the other day o...i was deliberatly trolling BUT i have been feeling very bad since then that I had hurt someone unjustly please find a place in your heart to forgive me...i did not mean everything I said to you...I have been having sleepless night that despite my rudeness you did not still insult me...please the only way i will know that you have accepted this apology is for you to reply and quote me....i actually have deep respect for you now...just name whatever u want me to do for u 2 forgive me...abeg we should not take this to a new year o...please everyone on nairaland should please help me ask skydeep for her forgiveness *kneeling down*
No probs. We cool cool

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Lanretoye(m): 5:28am On Dec 12, 2013
inikamoze:

That can be arranged..How many pieces do you want?

Pieces for an Animal? shocked
inikamoze:

That can be arranged..How many pieces do you want?

Pieces for an Animal?...you re a confirmed AASUbiyi.
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Uchwilliam(m): 5:45am On Dec 12, 2013
pomide: This is not funny. Is this strike really getting to you op??
In d voice of terry g...CHOP CHICKEN N DIE! oluku
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ignis: 6:51am On Dec 12, 2013
ROCE:

Oh yeah!!! Since the topic is now on the fp, we should click like because your sense Of humor doesn't attach to this joke Try harder next time tongue
Why not just read and pass ?
Must you quote me and spit trash?
Last warning...
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by salt1: 6:54am On Dec 12, 2013
Help please!
One wrinkled chicken I bought from op for N250 has escaped to a nearby church shouting
"I shall not die, but live to declare the glory of the Lord!"

Has anyone found it? A handsome reward of a gizzard awaits any person with info on its whereabouts.

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Taiwo20(m): 7:18am On Dec 12, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.


Enemy of progress
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by OLEBRUKU(m): 8:03am On Dec 12, 2013
astronautog: I ordered from konga during their fall yakata promo but till now I neva see the chicken!!I called them on phone they said the chicken don dey trek come!!wicked pple dem no fit put am for bus
LMAOOOOO...
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ximarro(m): 8:23am On Dec 12, 2013
@op, ow much is stolen chicken?
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ladenz(m): 8:46am On Dec 12, 2013
Seanord: For the record PLEASE AND PLEASE in the name of ALLAH, SANGO, JESU or any anything you believe in...i am very sorry for what I said to you the other day o...i was deliberatly trolling BUT i have been feeling very bad since then that I had hurt someone unjustly please find a place in your heart to forgive me...i did not mean everything I said to you...I have been having sleepless night that despite my rudeness you did not still insult me...please the only way i will know that you have accepted this apology is for you to reply and quote me....i actually have deep respect for you now...just name whatever u want me to do for u 2 forgive me...abeg we should not take this to a new year o...please everyone on nairaland should please help me ask skydeep for her forgiveness *kneeling down*

lol. are you sure she did not come and threaten you in your dreams? You sound so scared. anyway, I admire your actions. It is much easier to hurt someone than to ask for forgiveness. animo chico

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by jpphilips(m): 8:51am On Dec 12, 2013
inikamoze: Fairly Used Chicken for sale....
Xmas promo is here:

Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free *
Dubai used turkey - #2,500(tall as human being)
London used chicken - N1,200 *
USA used white chicken - N1,220 *
Deaf and dump fowl - N850 *
Blind chicken - N800 *
Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 *
Crippled hen - N380 *
Wrinkled fowl - N250
Contact me now for your orders.
Hapi xmas


so much for a Nigerian student
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 8:53am On Dec 12, 2013
Women like skydeep are what husbands need at home(she has a forgiving spirit)...if it were some other nairaland girls like khalessi na abuse dem go dey abuse...I LOVE SKYDEEP COS SHE MAKES MY SKY DEEP
skydeep:
No probs. We cool cool
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Azrau(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2013
is just funny things dats not d sign of end of time
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 10:28am On Dec 12, 2013
I thought i was the only one that noticed how negative she has become....She has never made any positive remark about anything...her husband would really go through a lot...indeed i now understand why women should never rule the USA and Nigeria
Marsatto: Women like skydeep are what husbands need at home(she has a forgiving spirit)...if it were some other nairaland girls like khalessi na abuse dem go dey abuse...I LOVE SKYDEEP COS SHE MAKES MY SKY DEEP
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by skydeep(f): 10:44am On Dec 12, 2013
Marsatto: Women like skydeep are what husbands need at home(she has a forgiving spirit)...if it were some other nairaland girls like khalessi na abuse dem go dey abuse...I LOVE SKYDEEP COS SHE MAKES MY SKY DEEP
Seanord: I thought i was the only one that noticed how negative she has become....She has never made any positive remark about anything...her husband would really go through a lot...indeed i now understand why women should never rule the USA and Nigeria
undecided
Mr. Seanord, your post is contradictory to Marsatto's tongue

Thanks Marsatto cool

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by sp2002(m): 11:01am On Dec 12, 2013
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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 11:03am On Dec 12, 2013
ignis: This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this thread is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.

Hehehe...see thread. ^^^ at least you got all the likes u wanted, including mine.
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Freiburger(m): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2013
ximarro: @op, ow much is stolen chicken?
grin grin grin
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Oluwason(m): 11:17am On Dec 12, 2013
astronautog: I ordered from konga during their fall yakata promo but till now I neva see the chicken!!I called them on phone they said the chicken don dey trek come!!wicked pple dem no fit put am for bus

lol
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by skydeep(f): 11:19am On Dec 12, 2013
tchidi:

Antelope no fit buy you imported chicken?! Those ones that tastes like goat meat?! Chai!! angry angry He haf Bleep up!! tongue tongue
You are not serious grin
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 12:15pm On Dec 12, 2013
i was refering to khalessi and not u o....i can never say that to you naa
skydeep:

undecided
Mr. Seanord, your post is contradictory to Marsatto's tongue

Thanks Marsatto cool
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 12, 2013
Seanord: i was refering to khalessi and not u o....i can never say that to you naa
Unfollow me....ok? Stop mentioning my moniker everywhere I am not here to be validated by strangers and am not looking for husband or boyfriend. So your opinion about me stranger is as useless as a dud cheque. undecided
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by skydeep(f): 12:35pm On Dec 12, 2013
Seanord: i was refering to khalessi and not u o....i can never say that to you naa
Ok

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Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by PrivateGuy: 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2013
click ''LIKE'' if you think the OP Is one of the fairly used chickens
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2013
definately a lesbian....show us ur full picture and we wud haunt u anywhere u are seen
Khalessi:
Unfollow me....ok? Stop mentioning my moniker everywhere I am not here to be validated by strangers and am not looking for husband or boyfriend. So your opinion about me stranger is as useless as a dud cheque. undecided
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ignis: 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2013
Taiwo20:


Enemy of progress

If saying the truth will make me an enemy of progress, i dont give a fvck.
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2013
i wud make life unbearable for u on nairaland until u accept change....ur unborn children deserve a mum that would be positive minded at all times
Khalessi:
Unfollow me....ok? Stop mentioning my moniker everywhere I am not here to be validated by strangers and am not looking for husband or boyfriend. So your opinion about me stranger is as useless as a dud cheque. undecided
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ignis: 2:12pm On Dec 12, 2013
O.$.I:

Hehehe...see thread. ^^^ at least you got all the likes u wanted, including mine.

Is this a compliment or complain?
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by ignis: 2:44pm On Dec 12, 2013
Seanord: definately a lesbian....show us ur full picture and we wud haunt u anywhere u are seen

Seanord, I have been observing your posts... You like looking for ladies troubles. You must be a woman wrapper. You better jettison such evil trait. It's not typical of a guy.
Re: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by Nobody: 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2013
Seanord: i wud make life unbearable for u on nairaland until u accept change....ur unborn children deserve a mum that would be positive minded at all times
You think Kiddo your DOA...do your worst bat! grin grin grin grin grin

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