Acidosis:

You really think Mary saved you?

kai... humans!


Well, I thank God for your life

Acidosis:

You really think Mary saved you?

kai... humans!


Well, I thank God for your life

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CODE-EATER:

Riiiiiiight...I guess I should have just brought my phone n taken pictures with them right?.. Maybe even caption it " kidnapping tins"..abi?

Mtchew

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Billyonaire: Not Kidnappers, just the local 419s trying to extort some cash from you for Xmas chopulations. I guess its another version of one-chance.

CODE-EATER:
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk
taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying
nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and
asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to
be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the
owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't
say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells
phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as
that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n
white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his
business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the
same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in
fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am
supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur
goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha
main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person
wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much
will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS
ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE
ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u
go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags
me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to
de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come
make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM
AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am"
the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white
shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the
man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know
the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't
busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver
was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along...
Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs
still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with
me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

tellwisdom: My guy, you be Mugu. Hail Mary for Wetin?? It's not as if u have money to give. U re still a poor boi who can't feed three square meal.

Booty4me: pix or it never
happened

Rastamann: Nobody wan kidnap you. Those guys are 419 people, if say you follow dem, dem go take round and around and finally hypnotize you collect everything wey you get for house. This is an "old skool 419" not kidnapping!

CODE-EATER:

Um mm...for ur info,I eat 5 times a day...my papa no b bill gate but we no poor...if u know family, u go know say we de average..

#justSaying

Oh really?? Good for u oo. Ok bye