ikeno: But wait oo,dis ppl wer da do dis biznex da luk face o. Dem don c u as fyn boi wer luk tame na em mak dem approach u.

If na me wer mi face strong lyk Olumo Rock,wer nid money pass FG. Dem cum approach,I go 1st giv am dirty slap wer go mak am go hell fire cum back.

Nxt tym e no go do dat biznix again.

Licensed-2-Kill:
Dude that aint no kidnappers. . .that's some fraudster tryna con ur azz.
Beat me why they neva changed this their M.O. . . .same storyline since lyk forever. . .i wonder who wld be so dumb to fall for that trash.

promisechild:

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CODE-EATER:
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

CODE-EATER:
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

fyneguy: @OP

Those were not kidnappers. They wanted to scam you with ''wash wash''.

I was almost a victim in 2002 when I was working on Allen Avenue, Lagos. In my case, I offered to help the guy, not because of the incentive of a phone but because he needed to go back to ''Cameroon" where he supposedly came from.

On getting to Isheri Ojodu, the story changed. The people he supposedly left the phones with claimed they relocated them elsewhere because the guy didn't come back on time.

One of them whispered to me that they discovered some dark papers in the cartons which turned out to be money films. They then demonstrated it by washing out 2 notes of N200 and gave me. Pronto! it dawned on me I was in the midst of scammers; I had to deploy some drama skills I acquired on campus- I played along.

I showed so much excitement that they were begging me to calm down."oh oh my time has come! time to make money!". I screamed as though my SAKA DON PORT GO MTN .

Anyway, they needed to get more chemicals to wash the films for us to make N10 million cash. "Guys, how much do I need to contribute to get N5 million?" I asked straight-faced. The guys were stunned at 'my greed'. "Well bros, the chemical costs N1.5M; if you can drop 500k, you get N3.5M'' one of them responded.

Finger-on-lip, I looked up and sighed. "Ok guys. deal! Let me get to V.I and pick up some cash from my uncle. I will fly a bike to and fro. But you guys need to assure me the story wont change when I come back. I dont want to hear somebody else paid'' I said convincingly.

"Small thing bros, we are here. No too tey sha''


That was how I escaped.

fyneguy: @OP

Those were not kidnappers. They wanted to scam you with ''wash wash''.

I was almost a victim in 2002 when I was working on Allen Avenue, Lagos. In my case, I offered to help the guy, not because of the incentive of a phone but because he needed to go back to ''Cameroon" where he supposedly came from.

On getting to Isheri Ojodu, the story changed. The people he supposedly left the phones with claimed they relocated them elsewhere because the guy didn't come back on time.

One of them whispered to me that they discovered some dark papers in the cartons which turned out to be money films. They then demonstrated it by washing out 2 notes of N200 and gave me. Pronto! it dawned on me I was in the midst of scammers; I had to deploy some drama skills I acquired on campus- I played along.

I showed so much excitement that they were begging me to calm down."oh oh my time has come! time to make money!". I screamed as though my SAKA DON PORT GO MTN .

Anyway, they needed to get more chemicals to wash the films for us to make N10 million cash. "Guys, how much do I need to contribute to get N5 million?" I asked straight-faced. The guys were stunned at 'my greed'. "Well bros, the chemical costs N1.5M; if you can drop 500k, you get N3.5M'' one of them responded.

Finger-on-lip, I looked up and sighed. "Ok guys. deal! Let me get to V.I and pick up some cash from my uncle. I will fly a bike to and fro. But you guys need to assure me the story wont change when I come back. I dont want to hear somebody else paid'' I said convincingly.

"Small thing bros, we are here. No too tey sha''


That was how I escaped.

Acidosis:

You really think Mary saved you?

kai... humans!


Well, I thank God for your life

CODE-EATER:
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE

Sarah a: but you no try at all, you for tell them to borrow you money to take bike to V.I

promisechild: Ha! They are not kidnapers oo because they have used this same format for me before in lagos ijeshatedo, odo-olowu street precisely in 2008 unfortunately I followed them let me narrate my ordeal to you all

It was on a fateful sunday noon when I was coming back from church a guy walked up to me speaking language wey I no hear claiming he was looking for twinkle street.since wey dey born me I never hear that kind street name before for ijesha and I told him I don't know the street and he told me he bought containers of BB from france and he gave it to a man to sell it for him but he hasn't seen the man since he gave him the phones that is why he decided to trace the address he gave him.then I told him ha! Dem don dupe u be that but never knew then I was the one to be duped finally.

So I decided to leave him alone and continue my journey home, suddenly a guy in a blue shirt and a face cap on came to me asking what did that guy tell you then I told him and he said he had come to him before and he told me that we should follow him to somewhere,that the guy still have plenty bb that he gave to a man.so the first scammer came to me again speaking in francais wey I no hear then the second scammer interpreted it to me. What he interpreted to me was what he told me earlier on about the bb that is still available so I decided to follow them because I never use bb before then


fortunately my elder brother was passing by and he called promise were you dey go immediately the second scammer told me to ignore him jare that don't let anybody spoil business for you ooo
Then I lied to my brother that I want to buy something then I followed them


Finally we have reached the place which he says the other black berry phones was,the building we entered was a face me and face you house but it seems the room they used was a vacant room in that house but am still surprised how they could used that such building for such act.

Then a man came to welcome us and told us he wants to go and open the store he kept the phones so he can bring it out for us then he went and came back later telling us the key is not available now because the man with the key to the store has went out.


The man bought a white paper along with him. When he came back and he told me that this paper am seeing is money that there is still millions of the paper in the store then he told me to hold the paper and put it in a detergent water and wash it then I did so in a twinkle of an eye the paper turned to 500 naira note in my hand I was shocked,so I was told that we need a chemical to wash the other paper and we all are
To contribute money to buy the chemical the price of the chemical was said to be 200k

A new man again came inside who claims to be a herbalist and he told me that what I saw here today was not meant to be divulged to anybody else or else I would die and he told me to pour spit at the back of my hand and I did so and he told me to turn my hand back behold! The spit has disappeared to the palm of my hand, I was afraid and he told me that it was the sign that I would die will I tell anybody what happened here today and I promised to not tell anybody



Finally they all shared the money that is expected from each individual in order to buy the chemical and I was to bring 60k and I was told to provide the money before 24hrs or I would die because the money I touched came from the caribean island and whoseover touched it and didn't wash it before 24hrs would die and they also promised to give me 20million naira if I bring my own share of the money



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zicky: I b der Customer, 1st met dem 2004 snce different set hav bin approaching Ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ε̲̣̣̣̥ with same lyrics, I gat tell d last guy say mak dem go research new lyrics. D guyz dey look face,