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Dwayne:

. . .no wonder she enjoys kissing u.

please we need lovely text messages here not this

Baby it's d gossip game, send me d 4th msg in ur inbox no mata wat it says, No cheating, den 4ward ds 2 people and see how many weird msgs u get.but reply me 1st

U tried; keep it up guy

tunnex190:

[i][/i][i][/i]please we need lovely text messages here not this

u've gat a problem. . .and u might just wanna stay of ma post if u can't kip up wit d humour.

tunnex190:

[i][/i][i][/i]please we need lovely text messages here not this

u've gat a problem?. . .and u might just wanna stay of ma posts if u can't kip up wit the humour.

dwanye u very funnny hehehehe

this where i started my post 001, and naw, i wanted to post my 1000 forum post here. my only heart, my two eyes, my five litres of blood, my 206 bones, my 5.5million cell, and my 60 trillion DNA's are saying that no matter what the days say i will always say I LOVE YOU.

U ar friend with a heart of gold, nd hw much u mean 2 me can neva be told, u ar som1 2 b talked about, nd u ar swet nd true. Dat's y i cherish u

Keep it Coming Guys

dead

Why dont you ressurect it?
Abi ur liver dey fail you?

This thread again?

dis thread is dead but i wld be an embalment 2 it. . .

Gud 2 hear

I searchd 4 d perfect gift 4 such a special person dis mornin but couldn't find it.Instead i asked D ALMIGHTY who is d"giver of all perfect gifts"2 send u sumthin.Hope u'v rum 2 receive; D LAFTA OF CHILDREN, TRUE LUV,STRENGHT OF HUNDRED HORSES,POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE&A THOUSAND KISSES

Received this from a friend

THE SAD LIFE OF A PENIS
HIS HAIR IS A MESS
HIS FAMILY ARE NUTS
HIS NEIGHBOUR IS AN ASSHOLE
HIS BESTFRIEND IS A PUSSY
AND HIS OWNER BEATS HIM

This is not lovely!

This is not lovely!

@olapo001 lol,
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday

Scientists just found tht the more birthday's u hav celebrated, the older u hav become, but the more birthday's u celebrate, the sweeter u become
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

that is lovely

Long time no see

Lets Bring D Topic Back

Happy thoughts remove life's pressures. They have healing powers and uplift spirits. They lead to blissful lives. Think happy today. Merry Christmas!!

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!