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Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:08pm On Oct 19, 2008
To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's - 'I Will Survive',


First I was afraid, I was petrified
I could feel a strange commotion deep in my backside
I had spent so many nights trying to contain the pong
But I grew strong
And my arse burst into song
And so my gas
Had come to pass
As long as I know how to fart the world can kiss my ass
I got all my life to live
I got all my wind to give
It's fun to fart
It's fun to fart
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:09pm On Oct 19, 2008
Farting with style takes practice,
Perfection takes time, its a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.

Those silent but violent are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.

Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
because one day you might follow through !!!!
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:10pm On Oct 19, 2008
grin

Re: Farting Jokes by dragonslay(m): 10:44am On Oct 20, 2008
what kinda thread is this Gabby?
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:40pm On Oct 20, 2008
Uhm. . . . heheheh! grin Do you like it? grin
Re: Farting Jokes by Azo(m): 3:19pm On Oct 20, 2008
Gabry where in God,s name do u get dis pictures
Re: Farting Jokes by akym(m): 2:25pm On Oct 21, 2008
Na waa for Gab oh.

But that pics na from their back yard for china.
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:29am On Oct 24, 2008
Eheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!! U guys like it? grin
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 10:33am On Oct 24, 2008
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 10:34am On Oct 24, 2008
Re: Farting Jokes by habiolah(m): 11:36am On Oct 24, 2008
shocked :osee Gabry's yansh shocked shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 12:15pm On Oct 24, 2008
Where my yansh? Where my yansh? shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:52am On Oct 25, 2008
grin

Re: Farting Jokes by JazzyJ(f): 4:24am On Oct 25, 2008
ZOMG
dat pig is gabbry
lol


hey dat dinosour is frm toy story
hehe
Re: Farting Jokes by ikeyman00(m): 9:27am On Oct 25, 2008
haha
Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:54am On Oct 25, 2008
Oh yeah. .
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:02am On Oct 25, 2008
You oh yeah about wetin?
Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:09am On Oct 25, 2008
Guy wetin do u
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2008
Why you call me guy now
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 11:44am On Oct 25, 2008
coz yhu luuk lyke 1 lipsrsealed cool
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:46am On Oct 25, 2008
DANI!!!!! Do you want me to rape you HUH angry angry angry
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 11:48am On Oct 25, 2008
yhu be lesbo shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 11:50am On Oct 25, 2008
coz if yhu wan tri am i go change to she quick quick tongue
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 11:50am On Oct 25, 2008
Oh pele ohh. . . I did not complete my sentence. I mean do you want my Donkey to go rape you
Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:01pm On Oct 25, 2008
Gabby, don't worry u're secret is safe with me. . . I wount tell anyone u're a transgendered. .
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 12:02pm On Oct 25, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked grin Heheheheh! See your head. U reminded me of a kolomentalist grin
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Oct 25, 2008
lyke info grin
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 12:06pm On Oct 25, 2008
Da Monkey boy ?? shocked shocked shocked grin
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2008
info na monkey shocked
Re: Farting Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:39pm On Oct 25, 2008
Dani. . . U 4 tAlk sAy u gEt sEri0us beEf with thE gUy. . . .
Gabby. . . U seE mE b4
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 2:43pm On Oct 25, 2008
i nor blame you e bi like say yhu dun fart b4 tongue
Re: Farting Jokes by gentlefuck: 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2008
una all dey kraze.
@ gab, dat waz a very gud yansh u got there, may i gve u some advice, go 4 a$$ reduction, it wuld help.

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