Dani. . . Wetin I do u now. . . . Gentlefuck, u don come again abi

dani1luv:

info na monkey

yeah. He be original. U no sabi?

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Gabby. . . U seE mE before

Wetin you mean?

dani1luv:

i nor blame you e bi like say yhu dun fart before

Dani, we all fart so its ok ohh

gentlefuck:

una all dey kraze.
@ gab, that waz a very good yansh u got there, may i gve u some advice, go 4 a$$ reduction, it wuld help.

Look who dey craze hia? For your information, I do not want to be a male so why on earth do I need ass reduction? Why should I be a flat dry surf board like the rest of your gf's? You no nathin about beauty hia. If my bf loves my ass, its all fine wit me sha Nathin concern you ohhh

Jamb question ''Wetin I mean'' . . .

huh

gab

HAIIIIIIIIIIII. . . its been such a long time you havent called me as such. . . .

aww poor u

o ma se o o o

Hello farty Panties in da house, How you doin?

ha ha ha ha

I know you love farts

wid pleasure

@ gabrywyl the fart moderator

What is the relationship between fart & big yash

Are they directly or inversely proportional ?

Come with a proove abeg . . . . . . .

Me fart moderator? na ahhh. . . You must be referring to Clemcykul

on behalf of me and other interested nairalander . . . we nominate u as the fart moderator , ^CONGTRATS _CONGRATS ^CONGRATS

Na Wa O!

:-x

Lexicon. U havent seen my dracula fangs yet for hia yes? If I go suck your blood, see you dey go nominate me such nansense or not the next time you go online.

I dont see why this farty Panty thread be moved to the Jokes Section? After all, it is purely jokes?

we should talk about our fart confessions.

my worst moment was when i need to drop a little bomb. i went walking and thank you Jesus, the whole corridor was emprty. I let one out, living a little shake with relief, it was so liberating. I then caught a whiff. 'Shit, I said,' better leave the scene of this crime. I'm walking off into the distance like a hero. unfortunately, i walk past this girl, cue me praying like mad like the smell has dissipated. It hadn't, it had basically formed an invisible wall which the girl walked into like a crash test dummy. 'Suprted!!!,' she shrieked in a strangled voice with a look somewhere between disgust and horror on her face.

*passes mic to next person*

LOL Nice one. . .

heheh! To be honest, I dont really fart. very VERY rare. . . .

So no embarrasing experience from my side naa.

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YES!! I suport, Gabrywl as Fart Moderator, congrats Gab. More greese to yo elbow! I love u Gab. Wht abt u?

Gabrywl must av graduatd 4rm FART'S UNIVERSITY, I gues it at Columbus.
And dont tel me im an Ambitious Farter cos i was born March 1st (unique date).


Anyways, Gab, can u begin a formal lecture on Fart? Since u're coincidentaly a guru in Fart Course 4 those who mite be intrested. God is great!! For creatin Fart as a means of also easing d body.

@ poster
nothing do you if you fart. but

check your weight every two days

because you are at risk of gaining 100pounds
so keep farting the fart you yea


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brein:

YES!! I suport, Gabrywl as Fart Moderator, congrats Gab. More greese to yo elbow! I love u Gab. Wht abt u?

Fart Moderator? NOOOOO!!!!

U love me because of my farts abi?

brein:

Gabrywl must av graduatd 4rm FART'S UNIVERSITY, I gues it at Columbus.
And dont tel me im an Ambitious Farter cos i was born March 1st (unique date).


Anyways, Gab, can u begin a formal lecture on Fart? Since u're coincidentaly a guru in Fart Course 4 those who mite be intrested. God is great!! For creatin Fart as a means of also easing d body.

papine:

@ poster
nothing do you if you fart. but

check your weight every two days

because you are at risk of gaining 100pounds
so keep farting the fart you yea


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I dont care if I grow fat ooo. . . Id rather be fat than thin or slim. URGHHH!

@7-CLEVER FARTER
Farts and coughs at same time.

i dont agree o! i was born on the 7th of march but dont fart and cough at the same time.

brein:

YES!! I suport, Gabrywl as Fart Moderator, congrats Gab. More greese to yo elbow! I love u Gab. Wht abt u?

nah nah nah, more farts to her bumbum

Rock, please be proud of your origin ooo

Me? i am proud of it o!

dgreatrock:

@7-CLEVER FARTER
Farts and coughs at same time.

i dont agree o! i was born on the 7th of march but dont fart and cough at the same time.

i mean this one. seems to me una no be proud of your origin.

FART NAMES

Funny euphemisms people use for farts ,

Gravy Pants

Firing Scud Missiles

Turd Honking

Mud Duck

Panty Burps

Pant Stainers

Cut the Cheese

Trouser Cough

K-Fart

Crack Splitters

Turd Tooties

Anal Audio

Great Brown Cloud

Exercising the meat nozzle

Music to my ears

Honk Honk