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Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by naijadiva2(f): 6:38pm On Jul 24, 2006
boy, ain't nobody thinking of you as an individual. i said typical. you don't have to fit in that catergory. this is just for fun. if it doesn't apply to you, then don't worry about it. also seeing the fact that you are from naija, you're telling me you haven't seen such behavior. i would call you a liar if you said you haven't.
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by shawna(f): 6:42pm On Jul 24, 2006
happy belated b-day naija diva wish u all the best in life i know this is offtopic but oh well
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by naijadiva2(f): 6:44pm On Jul 24, 2006
thank you
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by babadee(m): 7:52pm On Jul 24, 2006
Mystique:

Laffing at jokes, even when they aint funny angry
@mystique
you need to hang out with tha warri crew to change your mind
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by raldsfield(m): 7:58pm On Jul 24, 2006
Typical Nigerian Behavior

Oppression,

have small money and show off,

have small power or connection and intimidate,

Small argument they escalate

NEPA bill they no go pay,

Climb NEPA pole and connect your light it is your right.

Sale fake stuff at the price of original,

Nigerian they get sweet mouth, don't believe what they say

Once you pay for stuff, you are not getting your money back.

Make small money and everyone is around to milk you.

Nigerian Love soccer always expect to win.

Nigerian Love Nigeria, they will say everything bad about it, but when a foreigner talk bad about Nigeria

see them they will start to defend it.
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by shawna(f): 7:59pm On Jul 24, 2006
oh that is so true
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by omogenaija(f): 8:54pm On Jul 24, 2006
lmao

i love this topic,
its meant to be funny , so please people don't be offended b/c i know not everything applies to everyone,

anyways

some nigerians ( men)

argue and yell over politics

and women have shoe and bag to go with all there geles

and when it comes time for a party they must mo aso( take clothes that match with there friends )

also typical naija doesnt want there child to start dating till 21 and expects the pekin to marry @ 25
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by raldsfield(m): 9:40pm On Jul 24, 2006
Are u sure about the age,

I think most Nigerian men don't want their daughters to date,

They want then to marry without dating.

I called one girl in Nigeria this morning, guess who picked the phone.

The father, he seized the girls phone and travelled to Abuja with it.

If he knew where I was calling from, he will have known that I could do know harm to his daughter.

Well he told me not to call the phone no. again and a I agreed.
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by beyonce1(f): 9:45pm On Jul 24, 2006
omogenaija:



also typical naija doesnt want there child to start dating till 21 and expects the pekin to marry @ 25

lmao ,  yeah right ! girl ! even till 24yrs ! you're not expected to be seen with a man ,  but as soon as u clock 25yrs, they get on your neck , stressing your life for marriage !  how BIZARRE ? !


------ Living below standards abroad even after working so hard, 
 
 ---------------- sending most of their income home !  cheesy grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Busta(f): 1:27am On Jul 25, 2006
love me a bit of nigerians too grin grin

neva a boring moment!
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by iice(f): 1:33am On Jul 25, 2006
raldsfield:

Typical Nigerian Behavior

Oppression,

have small money and show off,

have small power or connection and intimidate,

Small argument they escalate

NEPA bill they no go pay,

Climb NEPA pole and connect your light it is your right.

Sale fake stuff at the price of original,

Nigerian they get sweet mouth, don't believe what they say

Once you pay for stuff, you are not getting your money back.

Make small money and everyone is around to milk you.

Nigerian Love soccer always expect to win.

Nigerian Love Nigeria, they will say everything bad about it, but when a foreigner talk bad about Nigeria

see them they will start to defend it.
Ahahahah how true but despite all that we all love 9JA!
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by gigitte(f): 2:48am On Jul 25, 2006
brushing ur teeth with chewing stick is actually very healthy!
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 4:52am On Jul 25, 2006
NIGERIAN PARENTS

Think that their kids dont have feelings or opinions
Dont let their kids do shitt
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 4:53am On Jul 25, 2006
nigerian women do all the work in the house
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by luvu567(f): 4:56am On Jul 25, 2006
K2DaC:

NIGERIAN PARENTS

Think that their kids don't have feelings or opinions
Dont let their kids do shitt

i feel you on this one
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 4:57am On Jul 25, 2006
lol girl i could go on and on
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by luvu567(f): 4:58am On Jul 25, 2006
me too thats why im not even gonna get started
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 4:59am On Jul 25, 2006
they say theyre giving you advice but really theyre abusing the shitt out of you.
they think if you state your opinion its rude
they thing beating is the only way out
and they never let u go anywhere
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 5:00am On Jul 25, 2006
you cant leave your parents house until your married. well fuk that im gonna be out in couple years
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by luvu567(f): 5:02am On Jul 25, 2006
me too just a year and half left

im having a biggass party too, to celebrate freedom
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 5:03am On Jul 25, 2006
lol i feel you

nigerian behavior

we eat rice to damn much! damn!
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by iice(f): 5:05am On Jul 25, 2006
K2DaC, get out of ya system lol,
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by luvu567(f): 5:06am On Jul 25, 2006
lol
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 5:06am On Jul 25, 2006
huh??
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by iice(f): 5:11am On Jul 25, 2006
LOL i meant all u dont like about the typical behaviour, vent! lol I ddnt mean like u have 2 like get used to it undecided
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Nobody: 5:17am On Jul 25, 2006
Lol well its true i was just saying

i could still go on and on

and whenever i say lets go eat out

they say go and eat rice
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by iice(f): 5:23am On Jul 25, 2006
Huh? why? what if u have craving 4 something over than RICE? lol I hate Rice, bloody sick of the thing
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by shawna(f): 7:51am On Jul 25, 2006
K2DaC:

you can't leave your parents house until your married. well fuk that im going to be out in couple years

i wish ur parents were my parents because my dad wants me out of the house when i turn 18 and am in uni
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by funloving(m): 9:49am On Jul 25, 2006
1] Always aggressive but yet easily placated, like when you smash a guys car and he comes out ready to tear you in pieces but all you have to do is go on your knees cry and all is forgiven smiley
2]Can be inhospitable but yet very helpful when the need arises ,like helping you push your car when it breaks down at the middle of the road  smiley
3]Like to feel big
4]Showing off
5]Laugh easily
6]Argue loudly on politics
and on, and on, and on

Yet I simply love Nigeria and Nigerians.We are a people others will love to hate but they just can't.
We are a happy-go-lucky people. The happiest people in the world. Truly suffering and smiling  grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by spikedcylinder: 2:20pm On Jul 25, 2006
Has anyone noticed that when you go to a place and you are lost and you try to ask for directions from aboki gatemen?After several years living on a particular street,they never ever know the name of the street or nearby streets talk less of house numbers!
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by soulpatrol(f): 5:02pm On Jul 25, 2006
oh you forgot "answering a question with a question"!

e.g

question: how old are u?

answer: why do you want to know?
Re: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Badman888(m): 5:05pm On Jul 25, 2006
Nigerians have many razz behaivour, we always complaing but check urself u have one of it in u.

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