Just ignore cleofel, she's reasoning like someone in the dinosaur age

@ dafman. ouch! but yeahhhh!!! all these jealous ghanians that want to be like us. lol.

@cloefel. charlie, behave yaself o! lol

@raldsfield

loved the response

shouting on the cell phone, using a rough sheet of paper to clean bombom after poopoo, tasting soup on fire, and one of things that makes me leave nigeria, house to house gossip.

Naija-diva,

Trust i will protect my own.

mubowa:

shouting on the cell phone, using a rough sheet of paper to clean bombom after poopoo, tasting soup on fire, and one of things that makes me leave nigeria, house to house gossip.

ok that was hilarious yall! cleaning bombom after poopoo??
you forgot to say we gots to use water when we do number 2! how do they say it - "tamba"

I thought it's only hause people that use water when they do number 2, I never use water.

ITS COMMON EVERYWHERE @TXLONG.
@  SOULPATROL ITS "TABA"

Am kindda enjoying the thread.Keep them coming people!

@ dolly-pee. thanks jare. these people be acting like they never use water to "taba" before. no lie! its common in niaja but abroad, they gon think youre crazy using water. thats why people here still smell like $hit after doing number 2. lol

soulpatrol:

@ dolly-pee. thanks jare. these people be acting like they never use water to "taba" before. no lie! its common in niaja but abroad, they gon think youre crazy using water. thats why people here still smell like $hit after doing number 2. lol

Ahkmed the Muslim came to the United States from the Middle East and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally he went to an Arab doctor who said:

"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de
poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes
for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket,
peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick!"

awe that was dirty but i think you are in the wrong forum/ topic/discussion. but i was still funny.

ewww that was nasty but funny as hell though. I miss Nigerian smell so bad.

na wahooo
god bless super nigeria! we are out

no time for ghana must go!

Lol!rev,thats was funny!

Txlonghorn:

ewww that was nasty but funny as hell though. I miss Nigerian smell so bad.

You dey mad!are you trying to say Nigeria smells like poop and pee?

I miss nigerian smell so bad.
as in i am missing it badly.

Imagine me board a bus paid my due and after a while ashd 4 my balance nd d bus conductor refused sayin' i'v been balanced. U damn well know wots gonna happen nxt, !

Wanting to always cut corners

soulpatrol:

@ dolly-pee. thanks jare. these people be acting like they never use water to "taba" before. no lie! its common in niaja but abroad, they gon think youre crazy using water. thats why people here still smell like $hit after doing number 2. lol

No it's not, and never was common in my part of Naija to clean nyash with water. We may have used leaves or paper but never water.

idekeson, what part of naija are you from? besided, which is worse - using water or leaves?

The Naija Jungle. It's not about what cleans better, but the principles. We're set in our traditional customs and traditions. Nyash cleaning included.

right on

Driving his car with one hand answering his mobile phone and the other hand searching for the ringing second phone
Driving his car with the hand constantly on the horn blaring away at any thing that comes his way
Screams and swears at other reckless drivers on top of his voice   
Gets drunk and sits in his car and speeds off at break neck speed gets accident and blames it on witches and wizards
Hisses and curses every time NEPA (PHCN) takes the light and shouts out with joy (Eeeeeeeeyyy  light don come) every time nepa(PHCN) brings back the light

blames the government for everything, even for his dirty clothes

buying things on credit during christmas/ramadan when you know you broke as a church rat!

always screaming a people while driving cuz they don't know how to drive.

being sharp at hold up, driving off the road.

crashing peoples cars and not giving a damn.

I love driving in Nigeria, no laws on the road.

No speed cameras men.

Just drive, too fast too furious, just drift men.

Despite everything, i love Nigeria and their typical behavior.

gOD BLESS NiGeRIa

no time for ghana must go attitude! very sori 4give me! really sori

Nigerians are very loud and aggressive.And they always have to be right especially if their older than You.And they always answer a question with a question.Understand?

@spikecylinder,
You hve said it all.
@thundathug,
I share ur views also.

Everyrace does have good and bad characteristics as well as good and bad people. I personally only know 3 Nigerian people all of them men, all with very similar characteristics. love to argue, never take responsibility for there unethical, unprofessional behavior. They seem to turn things to suit them. Oh and by the way what's with the lies they tell. Everyone of them treat women with such disrespect, and faithfullness seems to be very difficult for all of them.