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Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by shammah1(m): 5:24pm On Feb 18, 2016
Are you a talented Weeper?
Do you know how to cry?

This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money.

We are looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies. For normal crying - N5,000. For crying and singing - N7,500. For crying and scattering things - N10,000. For crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500. For crying and swearing- N15,000. For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000. For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000. For crying jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000. For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000

Hurry while this opportunity lasts. grin
Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by Nobody: 5:31pm On Feb 18, 2016
'crying and scattering things'. Guy I no wan laugh abeg lols
Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by Nobody: 6:18pm On Feb 18, 2016
Lols......na fulani people u go advert this one. Especially, when they dey bury their dead cow.....

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Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by shammah1(m): 2:48pm On Feb 25, 2016
Lalasticlala where you at bro?
Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by donfemo(m): 2:45pm On Oct 22, 2016
shammah1:
Lalasticlala where you at bro?

Sammy I need to reach you, my mails to you is bouncing back undelivered.

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Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by abuaoyen(f): 5:06pm On Oct 22, 2016
smiley smiley smileyWhat if I cry fire how much una go pay me
Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by Nobody: 1:35pm On Feb 28, 2017
Nothing we no go hear.
Re: Make Good Cash By Crying. Quickly Apply Now! by Nobody: 2:02pm On Mar 02, 2017
abuaoyen:
smiley smiley smileyWhat if I cry fire how much una go pay me


You shall receive a brand new casket & a dead body as ur reward

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