ommie:
My girl is this type that doesn't go out cos of parental strict restriction. I had no reason to doubt her this morning when she called to tell me that her dad sent her to somewhere not far from my house. That she would call at my place for the first time since we started dating as soon as she delivers her dad's message. She called later and asked me to come and pick her to my house cos it was her first time and she cant locate my place. I went out looking all over the place for her but.....
I called her and asked her to redescribed where she was but i got the APRIL FOOL shocker instead...

I don suffer...i was fooled with my age and experience..chaiiii

sorry

slinkman:
God forbid

Today is my birthday, that is my experience. show love

Ook, my april fool experience!

I told myself that 1dollar now equals to 1naira, only for me to discover its April.

Uhmmm. Good enough, aint it

..'April fool' is one of the several vocal transgressions which light-hearted and undiscerning folks commit yearly...

It's the devil's prank played on those who play the prank, in a moment to enslave them in clandestine domination while they incur eternal damnation inadvertently

[quote author=Mbkite post=44297906]I woke my roommate by 12am I told her I dey hear snake sound,she jump 4rm bed,manage carry her clothe which she even drop many times thinking snake may dey inside it be4 she come wear,she ran out 4rm d room,we went n call our lodge presido to come help us check 4 d snake n another guy like dat,see how dey carry rechargeable light and big stick to come kill snake.As dey enter room I come tell dem nah April fool,dey wan kill me Lmaooo

my female crush at my office told me to come over with a condmo. i got to her but she was not there.

ElrayKhalifah:
There was this crush of mine wey i been take everything wey i get 4 my life de chase. I don use money, use her friends, i don even use jazz dey tell her say make we de roll, she bin no gree... I con tire....i had sleepless nights thinking about her, she no give positive reply
Na on this faithul morning she call me say she get something surprising for me,,,,, WTF, I was like person wey i de toast wey no gree na im go get surprise package for me so, i was heartburdened, she tell me say make we meet for one restaurant like this, I was so happy, in fact i borrow money join the one wey i get go meet her for restaurant... As we reach there, i swear the girl no even talk anything as i pay for bill...as we dey sip, my heart de jack jack say na wetin dis girl get for me like this, Naso she talk say she tell me say she get suprise package for me, i say yes na.. She ask me say na which month we dey, i first wait say why dis kind question now... I answer say april, na so she tell me say na april fool she do me..... I nearly kill myself

she go still gree ... keep on pestering her

My cousin played the prank on me this morning. I was sleeping and he came and tapped me telling me that one of my pupil's parent was looking for me. When I got to the gate I didn't see her, only for me to come back to the house and he shouted April fool.

Do you know history of April Fool?

* April 1 is named fool's day after Steve April.

* He was born on 1st April, 1579.

* He did 105 business in his lifetime.

* He lost all his fathers property and assets, which made everybody called him father of fools.

* At 19yr old, he married a 61yrs old woman and
she divorced him after a year because of his foolishness.

* He used to read all kinds of fool's story like you are reading right now.

* Its really a big pleasure to be fooling you right now.

Happy April Fool's Day.

[quote author=Mbkite post=44297906]I did someone else again,my Friend called me early yesterday she say make we go 4 one ushering work like,i told her I can't make it am not around dat I'm in another state.so later at night 1am,I called her n told her I'm at her door dat she shld come n open d door 4 me.d girl was like what am I doing at her house by dat time of the nyt,I told her i changed my mind n decided to come 4 d work but I dn't wanna go home my mom will be angry with me,she shld lemme slp in her house 4 d nyt.I dropped d call.she call me come curse me ehhh she said,she came out n was looking 4 me until she now rem,it's April fool day.lolz

This morning my kid bro gf called me DAT my broda has been rushed to one hospital @Imo state by deir caretaker. I asked y, she said his bp is too high and HV been complaining of chest pain. DAT is so serious dat dey had to move him from school to FMC Owerri. I called my bro, his no wasnt available.I told mum, she told me to dress and go after dem. I went to ATM withdrew some money and was heading to park. Meanwhile mum don dey pray and cry for house. Only for my broda to call and scream April foolllllllll! I was like, o boy u dey craze. Ur head.....don scatter.

My Uncle caught me unaware I was watching a TV SERIES around 1:00am, when he came in like someone who is panic: he said put of the TV then he said come and see, I was so scared I thought it was armed robbers as I try to peep he said APRIL FOOL.

FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...


D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)

Hehehe... And do you still intend telling her?

Called my fiance today that they have stolen my tv

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

luck?? on ur bday U don't need it hun

Nah,i don't take pple serious on April 1st

[quote author=Mbkite post=44297906]Have you ever been fooled on the 1st April of any year? Share your experience.

I nearly traveled from Ogun state to Anambra state but God saved me. Lol[/quote)

I called my Anty dis morning that her friend is waiting for her at the bus stop of our house , dat she has been trying to reach her bad ntwk.......

She should go and pick her up now

She was about going wen I realised d issue of fuel scarcity and how such tricky joke will affect my night out today cus I might be denied d car usage..

I had to call her back and even when I did it was a mixed feeling. As she will halla at one point and laf again...

But itwas fun sha....

Priestydon1987:
This morning my kid bro gf called me DAT my broda has been rushed to one hospital @Imo state by deir caretaker. I asked y, she said his bp is too high and HV been complaining of chest pain. DAT is so serious dat dey had to move him from school to FMC Owerri. I called my bro, his no wasnt available.I told mum, she told me to dress and go after dem. I went to ATM withdrew some money and was heading to park. Meanwhile mum don dey pray and cry for house. Only for my broda to call and scream April foolllllllll! I was like, o boy u dey craze. Ur head.....don scatter.

. Laughs so hard!!*chokes on Lipton* u want to kill me before my time abi

I was busy shouting its April fool day and right there my husband fooled me. He said that do I know that his boss was going to give him money for a project he just did for him. I was very happy, excited and starting asking him how much was he going to get and what we will use the money. All of a sudden, he shouted April fool. Can you imagine, even why saying April fool i was fooled...

FlawlessRebirth2:
.AXIN....NO SINGLE CHILL

Crazy girl...you got me on the rape thread

NarnieSnyper:
Was listening to sports radio this morning and the Oap said Egypt has been disqualified from the afcon competition to be held in Gabon and Nigeria will take their place.

I was so excited and jumped for joy only for him to burst out laughing and said ''sorry, april fool,guys!''. I almost strangled my speakers, then i realised no be speakers fault

hot fm right? i know say na lie

My girlfriend sister called me this morning that they've been waking my girl for sometime but didn't respond, I was already shaking inside of me. Mehn that one so so expensive.

FlawlessRebirth2:
WAS GOING TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND AM HAVING HIV (I CUN REMEMBER SAY I NO GET).....




TEAM#SUGERDADDY#



NOBODY SHOULD QUOTE ME OOO...XEPT U WANT THUNDER TO FAYA YOU

Na your type I dey like quote..... I collect the thunder
Lightning fire you in return
As if thunder can do anything mtschew

My boyfriend fooled me twice I'm really brainstorming on how to fool him.back, cause all my previous plans ain't working

MrLouisVanGaal:

Crazy girl...you got me on the rape thread

.KIKIKIKIKIII....HOW ARE U?

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

[size=22pt]JUMMAH MUBARAK[/size]

LOL. Party pooper. You guys never have fun, that's why frustration bottles up and you guys go KABOOM!!!

Omo!

I went to get fuel o,na hin my bros babe call me say she dey junction,make I come collect something 4 me and my bros(Gift)...

I con happy,I reach junction,I no see am,I come use my LAST 100 naira buy airtym call am....

You can guess what she said na....APRIL FOOL!!..

See vex!,money wey I dne plan to use 4 T.fare go convention!..chei!!....

Sha!!,I blame PMB 4 this!...6th of April na my birthday sha!!

hollas2jnr:

Hehehe... And do you still intend telling her?

.kikikikikiki



LEMME CONSULT THE gods IN MY PATERNAL,MATERNAL AND BOYFRIEND-TERNAL HOME....

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

I smell April fool

I told a friend who recently wrote a book that will be launched next week that I paid in 100k into his account this morning as my own support since I won't be available that day, if you see how he shouted over the phone with repeated thank you remarks and how am a wonderful friend and his only true friend and brother bla bla bla. I allowed him pour out all his gratitude on me before telling him; O boy go back to work, you just gat April fooled. His morale immediately had low self esteem

FlawlessRebirth2:
.KIKIKIKIKIII....HOW ARE U?

I dey like dele. How are you?