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Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Niyinficient(m): 1:20pm On Apr 01, 2016

April?

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Kaira333: 1:27pm On Apr 01, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...

D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)

Hahahahahahaha

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bisotec(m): 1:34pm On Apr 01, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

Happy birthday o.
Today is my brother's as well

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by petkoffdrake2(m): 1:34pm On Apr 01, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

Wish u luck or wish u hbd?

Which one? undecided

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by DPricey1(f): 1:42pm On Apr 01, 2016

Yea
My best friend called me by 6:30am but I could barely hear her so I called her back and she told me she took an abortion pill and she's bleeding a lot so she was rushed to the hospital by her neighbor. She told me the name of the hospital and i rushed there.

I asked the receptionist I need to c my friend, she said they don't have any patient by her name, I was getting furious, I called my friend but she didn't pick. so I asked the nurse if there's no female patient brought in for bleeding this morning and she said No.

I called my friend again and heard a deafening laughter. I was too angry to react, I just hung up and went back home

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Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bimbology(m): 1:46pm On Apr 01, 2016

okonja:
It's my birth month,

Congrats ooo. O ku ori re o. Pls when is the actual date for d celebration galore?

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by pinkpebbles(f): 1:46pm On Apr 01, 2016

Hmmm, as early as 6am, I calld my mom to tel her dt blood was comin out frm my navel and that I had been rushd to d hospital. By the time she startd her prayers, I had to tell her its April fool. She is not talkin to me now grin

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Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by gabylzy(m): 1:52pm On Apr 01, 2016

a a chat wif ma bae dis mawnin and she tld they scrapped her dept in her school..and twas a private uni, and i was like after the whole school fees...i was alrdy getting worried when she tld me April Fool..she gotme good grin

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Iceking1(m): 1:53pm On Apr 01, 2016

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

[size=22pt]JUMMAH MUBARAK[/size]

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Oga go and sit down.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by esejessy(f): 1:54pm On Apr 01, 2016

Critiqual:
My Friend called me that his late mum appeared to him "live" that he shld come n join her... Oh boy... I told him not to ans o... I ran like an idiot to his place but na April Fool

chai! I can't stop laughing. grin

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by esejessy(f): 1:58pm On Apr 01, 2016

Krismart:
Received a call from som1 early in d morning that my shop is on fire. I rushed out of my house without taking my bath and with a bathroom slippers, entered bike to my shop only to see that notin was happening. He get luck sha say I no catch am DAT morning

hehehehehehehehe!

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bimbology(m): 1:59pm On Apr 01, 2016

Mbkite:
we dey wait.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by esejessy(f): 2:00pm On Apr 01, 2016

solara:

Who be dis 1

abeg help me ask ooo? Don't know what he is blabbing.

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Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by spanzed(m): 2:01pm On Apr 01, 2016

at exactly 12am naijaloaded brought a notification on their BBM channel about wizkids new song with Rihanna babanla remix Naim I download am but it was a prank.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by olamds(m): 2:03pm On Apr 01, 2016

I almost boooked a ticket to travel.........few years ago.....

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by nemelu123(m): 2:03pm On Apr 01, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

the same here

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by kayla12(f): 2:12pm On Apr 01, 2016

At exactly 12:35am I woke everyone in the house that I have a messsage to pass to the whole family, everyone was nervous.

This was how I passed the info.

Please am really sorry this info in coming late but it is the best time, since last year I have been processing my Canadian visa and fortunately for me last week I was give 2yrs visa so I'll be traveling any moment from next week please I want everyone to support me in your prayers.

at this moment everyone inthe house was looking at each other, our eldest brother was angry and said I should do as it pleases me what do I need them for when I have already finished my plans. My mum and the rest of my sibbling were all silent. Then I shouted April fool!!!!!!!! everyone was now laffing uncontrollab.

happy New month everyone

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by deebrain(m): 2:12pm On Apr 01, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
WAS GOING TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND AM HAVING HIV (I CUN REMEMBER SAY I NO GET).....

TEAM#SUGERDADDY#

NOBODY SHOULD QUOTE ME OOO...XEPT U WANT THUNDER TO FAYA YOU

Tap sense this new month, in Jesus name

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Otsealu1(f): 2:13pm On Apr 01, 2016

Like i saw on yabaleftonline.com that Adeboye's wife replied the lady that said her husband has killed somebody before and so i quickly clicked the link to see what she would say only to be welcomed with a bold written April fool.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Fabzgrace(f): 2:26pm On Apr 01, 2016

My dad called me today and told me my uncle(who is overseas) was on the phone and wanted talk to me.
I rushed to answer the call and my dad told me "happy april fool's day"
and i was just staring sheepishly embarassed

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Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by holyhassan: 2:26pm On Apr 01, 2016

flamingREED:
..'April fool' is one of the several vocal transgressions which light-hearted and undiscerning folks commit yearly...

It's the devil's prank played on those who play the prank, in a moment to enslave them in clandestine domination while they incur eternal damnation inadvertently

there's always that one person grin

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Malakh: 2:30pm On Apr 01, 2016

why are you fools mocking God's people and their New year's day,because the Romans mocked us because of keeping our New year's day at Spring and they observed Janus(January) a pagan deity as their New years,doesn't mean you should imitate them,monkey see,monkey do....nonsense

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by ChizzyMaris(f): 2:34pm On Apr 01, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...

D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)

For this kind hard economy, you wan use money joke with the woman. The insult no reach sef, if na my mama, she go slap you thru phone.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Ondoboi12345678: 2:34pm On Apr 01, 2016

I told my gf am no more interested and the next Thing she did was to hang up the call and called my mum right away that am seeing another girl

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by crookes(m): 2:39pm On Apr 01, 2016

okonja:
It's my birth month,

well-done and happy birthday fool.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by vision2050: 2:40pm On Apr 01, 2016

Not fool, but I fool many by posting a topic on Saraki resignation ,many fall for it even here on nairaland more than two thousand views it. My colleagues In office still believe the lie till the time of writing this.

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by RexTramadol1: 3:01pm On Apr 01, 2016

spanzed:
at exactly 12am naijaloaded brought a notification on their BBM channel about wizkids new song with Rihanna babanla remix Naim I download am but it was a prank.

Jesu Kristi, I chop that thing too oh!

Oluwa ko wa yo, all those wey don post diff stories before

Y u 4kin fooling??

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by azeecoboy(m): 3:03pm On Apr 01, 2016

chai,na today i confirm say i be certified MumU..and i was sleeping jejely,naso i saw my bea call,and i pick am..next thing na for her to tell me she dey infront of our gate...out of ignorance and i say badt guy,i quickly jump out of bed.for my mind i be like "chai,i don hit jackpot today,no dulling"...i reach outside,i strech mah neck,lookleft,look right,look everywhere,infacf i look sky,i was like.."when did this girl turn to ghost nah

i called her back.."hey,where Are you nah??nex thing i hear APRIL FOOL!!Na thunder go faya yur mouth..WTF!!!!

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by wayne4loan: 3:32pm On Apr 01, 2016

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

[size=22pt]JUMMAH MUBARAK[/size]

PROPHET WHO

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

[size=22pt]JUMMAH MUBARAK[/size]

PROPHET WHO

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by chuksmad(m): 3:40pm On Apr 01, 2016

MrLouisVanGaal:

lol...Nigerian Mum's got not chill

with this change she get mind play this kind prank to her mum

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by Nobody: 3:42pm On Apr 01, 2016

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

[size=22pt]JUMMAH MUBARAK[/size]

who daffuq asked you? undecided

Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by katerine7(f): 3:42pm On Apr 01, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...

D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)

ehya sorry o grin

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