Mbkite:
Have you ever been fooled on the 1st April of any year? Share your experience.

I nearly traveled from Ogun state to Anambra state but God saved me. Lol

Mbkite:
Have you ever been fooled on the 1st April of any year? Share your experience.

I nearly traveled from Ogun state to Anambra state but God saved me. Lol

Mbkite:
Have you ever been fooled on the 1st April of any year? Share your experience.

I nearly traveled from Ogun state to Anambra state but God saved me. Lol

bimbology:
My friend do share same room, same bed. On a beautiful morning, same day like today, he woke me up suddenly with hot beatings 3time to show me the heart-broken message his fiancée just sent to him . I was like are u mad, but when i saw the message reading 'hey boy! Am no more interested. Lets cut it off and forget about the marriage. I became more worried with my friend by asking him that what on earth did u do to her? D marriage to come nxt 3wek. We rang her countless times but she wu'dn't pick up our calls. We rang her father and told him about the divastating news, all her father cud say was 'i trust my Cynthia, she cud be deadly serious'. We rushed out and heeded to where she lives. We could not belive wat we saw with our eyes. Only God knows where Cynthia got a very sharp sparkling matchet saying furiously that me and my friend dare not move closer to her for any question or pleading, she will matchet us to pieces. We were on the same spot in same compound when an old man came out to ask us questions, aving explained to him, he told us Cynthia might be on April stuff dat we should go back home. We did not undastand him. As we we were out of the compound, closing the gate behind us, Cynthia came out and shouted 'COME BACK TWO OLD FRIENDS. APRIL FOOLS' We turnd back happily. Tunde my friend, always a lover boy even unto death, ran and carried her, as if saying thank you my queen goddess with kissing, happiness and love terms. Love could be blind and seriously foolish was all i could mutter. I turned back, as i was alone heading home , a message alert on my phone from Cynthia's father. It reads 'don't mind her, today is her usual day. APRIL FOOLS! Is a planned episode'. Whaaat? Like father like daughter. What an April rubbish!

bimbology:
My friend do share same room, same bed. On a beautiful morning, same day like today, he woke me up suddenly with hot beatings 3time to show me the heart-broken message his fiancée just sent to him . I was like are u mad, but when i saw the message reading 'hey boy! Am no more interested. Lets cut it off and forget about the marriage. I became more worried with my friend by asking him that what on earth did u do to her? D marriage to come nxt 3wek. We rang her countless times but she wu'dn't pick up our calls. We rang her father and told him about the divastating news, all her father cud say was 'i trust my Cynthia, she cud be deadly serious'. We rushed out and heeded to where she lives. We could not belive wat we saw with our eyes. Only God knows where Cynthia got a very sharp sparkling matchet saying furiously that me and my friend dare not move closer to her for any question or pleading, she will matchet us to pieces. We were on the same spot in same compound when an old man came out to ask us questions, aving explained to him, he told us Cynthia might be on April stuff dat we should go back home. We did not undastand him. As we we were out of the compound, closing the gate behind us, Cynthia came out and shouted 'COME BACK TWO OLD FRIENDS. APRIL FOOLS' We turnd back happily. Tunde my friend, always a lover boy even unto death, ran and carried her, as if saying thank you my queen goddess with kissing, happiness and love terms. Love could be blind and seriously foolish was all i could mutter. I turned back, as i was alone heading home , a message alert on my phone from Cynthia's father. It reads 'don't mind her, today is her usual day. APRIL FOOLS! Is a planned episode'. Whaaat? Like father like daughter. What an April rubbish!

kingarizona1:
There's an Old saying in Tennessee, I know its in Texas or probably Tennessee that says "Fool me Ones, Shame on.... Shame on you. When You fooled you can't get fool again

jamalchance:

For ur mind u don wise abi ..... #norolemodel

its not just #NoRoleModelz# its also a quote from George W. Bush

lilzcee:

ommie:
My girl is this type that doesn't go out cos of parental strict restriction. I had no reason to doubt her this morning when she called to tell me that her dad sent her to somewhere not far from my house. That she would call at my place for the first time since we started dating as soon as she delivers her dad's message. She called later and asked me to come and pick her to my house cos it was her first time and she cant locate my place. I went out looking all over the place for her but.....
I called her and asked her to redescribed where she was but i got the APRIL FOOL shocker instead...

I don suffer...i was fooled with my age and experience..chaiiii

drsteroid:
I woke up @ 4am,went 2 my neighbor's flat and shouted fire!fire!!! Before I could say jack,the whole compound was flooded with those who came with. Sand,detergent and water. I just laughed and said good morning all..Its April first . I have been very careful not 2 be fooled 2day.One of the nurses @ work tried 2 play a smart one on me,but she failed

kingarizona1:


its not just #NoRoleModelz# its also a quote from George W. Bush

DPricey1:
Yea
My best friend called me by 6:30am but I could barely hear her so I called her back and she told me she took an abortion pill and she's bleeding a lot so she was rushed to the hospital by her neighbor. She told me the name of the hospital and i rushed there.

I asked the receptionist I need to c my friend, she said they don't have any patient by her name, I was getting furious, I called my friend but she didn't pick. so I asked the nurse if there's no female patient brought in for bleeding this morning and she said No.

I called my friend again and heard a deafening laughter. I was too angry to react, I just hung up and went back home

flamingREED:
..'April fool' is one of the several vocal transgressions which light-hearted and undiscerning folks commit yearly...

It's the devil's prank played on those who play the prank, in a moment to enslave them in clandestine domination while they incur eternal damnation inadvertently

crookes:

well-done and happy birthday fool.

bimbology:
Congrats ooo.O ku ori re o. Pls when is the actual date for d celebration galore?

ChizzyMaris:

For this kind hard economy, you wan use money joke with the woman. The insult no reach sef, if na my mama, she go slap you thru phone.

Shoelace1:
eyaa......... Your friend bad ooo. That's too much for an April fool

ommie:
My girl is this type that doesn't go out cos of parental strict restriction. I had no reason to doubt her this morning when she called to tell me that her dad sent her to somewhere not far from my house. That she would call at my place for the first time since we started dating as soon as she delivers her dad's message. She called later and asked me to come and pick her to my house cos it was her first time and she cant locate my place. I went out looking all over the place for her but.....
I called her and asked her to redescribed where she was but i got the APRIL FOOL shocker instead...

I don suffer...i was fooled with my age and experience..chaiiii

katerine7:

ehya sorry o

FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...


D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)