Ranchhoddas:
Now that I think about it, I realize I don't even know what shellfishes are.

shrimp, lobsters, crayfish, and crabs. Any crustacean.

Hanaway:


Does that include the 10 commandments, or am I missing something?



This particular verse is vague as vague can get. So, when you say that the arrival of Jesus has rendered the laws of the old days useless, are you actually referring to all mosiac laws or just a select few? Do explain.

Your shellfish is beckoning on you. Go and put water on the fire. Make sure you boil it very well so the germs in it will die okay?

availableisme:


I did not see any question. What i saw was a joke. A funny one though with you as the main character. lol

My life is at stake here and you call that a joke? Really? So you would have fun even at the expense of another person whose condition is grave? Are you sure you are a christian?

Hanaway:
Cc:

4evergod/ Naijadeyhia

KingEbukasblog

anas09

felixomor

True2god

Engineerboat

Damogul

Welldone.

What do you want again. Eat you shellfishes and damn the consequences.

But take time to read this.

Micah 6:8:
8 He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?


Your likes are not strange to me. But one thing you lack is that whatever your schism its DOA.

Continue in your illusion. "Igbeyin ni n ye oloku ada" "oye ni yoo kill fun onitobi"

Hanaway:


My life is at stake here and you call that a joke? Really? So you would have fun even at the expense of another person whose condition is grave? Are you sure you are a christian?

The comedienne Emmanuella used her comic talent very well and has been featured on CNN. You are here wasting your skills on Nairaland . Do you need some additional spices for the stew? I am asking so i can recommend some for you so your stew would be very palatablel.

availableisme:



shrimp, lobsters, crayfish, and crabs. Any crustacean.

Oh I get it now. Thanks!

Anas09:

Why are you specific about the Shellfish?

Why didn't you ask your Athiest brethren for money?
Isn't Otem sharing money here? Why not pm him?

Hmmm, these people.

The whole subterfuge is conspicuous .

The Jews were not permitted to eat shellfish by the Mosaic law because it didn't have scales and fins . So he quickly made up a story that he was extremely hungry and needed to eat shellfish stew .

He thought he would put Christians in an inextricable quandary since he had shellfish which he believed was proscribed in the bible and was extremely hungry . That is God would prefer that he would starve to death than eat his shellfish stew

You get the whole gist now ?

Ranchhoddas:
Oh I get it now. Thanks!

Yw

Anas09:

Why are you specific about the Shellfish?

Cause that's my last hope for survival.

Why didn't you ask your Athiest brethren for money?
Isn't Otem sharing money here? Why not pm him?

Hmmm, these people.

I don't remember declaring myself as an atheist. Anyone who does should speak out. Who's Otem? I'm relatively new here, don't know anybody.

availableisme:


The funny part is that some casual observer would have believed his childish lying tale. lol @ I am hungry but do not know if i should use the shellfish to prepare stew

He is hungry but has money for pepper, tomatoes, onions, groundnut oil, vegetables for the stew. lmao

The guy almost got me.

WE ARE FEEDING THIS PERSON.

I THINK WE SHD LEAVE HIM AT THIS POINT TO HIS CRAFT.

SHALOM.

Ranchhoddas:
Now that I think about it, I realize I don't even know what shellfishes are.

Me sef.

Abeg, what is shellfish?

KingEbukasBlog:


The whole subterfuge is conspicuous .

The Jews were not permitted to eat shellfish by the Mosaic law because it didn't have scales and fins . So he quickly made up a story that he was extremely hungry and needed to eat shellfish stew .

He thought he would put Christians inextricable quandary since he had a shellfish stew which he believed was proscribed in the bible and was extremely hungry . That is God would prefer that he would starve to death than eat his shellfish stew

You get the whole gist now ?

My brother shellfish stew is extremely delicious o. During the rainy season it was prepared a lot in my home with Okro or any other vegie and everyone would be breaking off shells and licking lips.

It would have been better if he had said he had a ram someone gave to him and he raised the ram but lately felt like sacrificing it to God as an offering in love as he loves the ram so much and ram loves him too and he would tag everyone and ask if he should do it because some people have been asking him to kill it and eat.

KingEbukasBlog:


He is a popular atheist with an alternate account that explains how he knows our monikers .

Hmmm. Desperation. But why wont he eat his Shellfish isn't he an atheist?

engineerboat:



Welldone.

What do you want again. Eat you shellfishes and damn the consequences.

But take time to read this.

Micah 6:8:
8 He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?


Your likes are not strange to me. But one thing you lack is that whatever your schism its DOA.

Continue in your illusion. "Igbeyin ni n ye oloku ada" "oye ni yoo kill fun onitobi"

I don't quite get you.

On one hand you are advising me to eat my shellfish with a tone that carries an underlying caution, while on the other hand, you are practically saying I should rather starve to death?
Wow.

KingEbukasBlog:


The whole subterfuge is conspicuous .

The Jews were not permitted to eat shellfish by the Mosaic law because it didn't have scales and fins . So he quickly made up a story that he was extremely hungry and needed to eat shellfish stew .

He thought he would put Christians in an inextricable quandary since he had shellfish which he believed was proscribed in the bible and was extremely hungry . That is God would prefer that he would starve to death than eat his shellfish stew

You get the whole gist now ?

Yea. Thanks.

We need to.fish this guy out.
Unmasking Hanaway.
Oh i wish Damogul hasnt been banned for 10yrs, he would found this person out.

availableisme:


My brother shellfish stew is extremely delicious o. During the rainy season it was prepared a lot in my home with Okro or any other vegie and everyone would be breaking off shells and licking lips.

It would have been better if he had said he had a ram someone gave to him and he raised the ram but lately felt like sacrificing it to God as an offering in love as he loves the ram so much and ram loves him too and he would tag everyone and ask if he should do it because some people have been asking him to kill it and eat.

Omo , I never taste shellfish stew before oo . Na to try am be that na . Thanks bro .

Hanaway:


Cause that's my last hope for survival.



I don't remember declaring myself as an atheist. Anyone who does should speak out. Who's Otem? I'm relatively new here, don't know anybody.

You are dry humorless clown.

availableisme:


The comedienne Emmanuella used her comic talent very well and has been featured on CNN. You are here wasting your skills on Nairaland . Do you need some additional spices for the stew? I am asking so i can recommend some for you so your stew would be very palatablel.

Why are you so mean? Have I offended you before? I'm talking about hunger you yapping about comedy, as if person when never eat fit muster the strength to laugh. That would be suicidal, man.

Say something meaningful, or give way for people that want to.

availableisme:


My brother shellfish stew is extremely delicious o. During the rainy season it was prepared a lot in my home with Okro or any other vegie and everyone would be breaking off shells and licking lips.

It would have been better if he had said he had a ram someone gave to him and he raised the ram but lately felt like sacrificing it to God as an offering in love as he loves the ram so much and ram loves him too and he would tag everyone and ask if he should do it because some people have been asking him to kill it and eat.

Anas09:

Yea. Thanks.

We need to.fish this guy out.
Unmasking Hanaway.
Oh i wish Damogul hasnt been banned for 10yrs, he would found this person out.

Did you say someone was banned for 10yrs? Did he kill someone?

THREAD CLOSED.

KingEbukasBlog:




Omo , I never taste shellfish stew before oo . Na to try am be that na . Thanks bro .

You better go and try crab stew. Your life would never be the same again or Okro soup with crab. I am really good in the kitchen.

Bye y'all. I have been entertained enough. Hanaway enjoy your shellfish stew. Try not to burn it.

Anas09:

Yea. Thanks.

We need to.fish this guy out.
Unmasking Hanaway.
Oh i wish Damogul hasnt been banned for 10yrs, he would found this person out.

Its possible to unmask him . I think its sonoflu1fer - his choice of words strongly suggests it could be him .

Damogul was banned for 10 years

Anas09:

You are dry humorless clown.

Only you have said so, miss anus. Ain't amazed though. Why, you have always been a puritan, and I'm _cock sure that you won't yield even if I poke you with sticks from all sides.

But what are you scared of really? Afraid you might say something you don't mean to?

availableisme:


Did you say someone was banned for 10yrs? Did he kill someone?

Hmmm, my dear that's a good question. Funny enough the reason for his ban was not even spelt out clearly.

Am thinking some people in some quarters are still mad at him for exposing a certain Chalatan here on NL.

He's been banned for 10 whole yrs. You can imagine that. If a man were God what would he have done with those calling him Dog? ..

availableisme:
Bye y'all. I have been entertained enough. Hanawa.y enjoy your shellfish stew. Try not to burn it.

Lol. Okay.

KingEbukasBlog:


Its possible to unmask him . I think its s.onoflu1fer - his choice of words strongly suggests it could be him .

D.amogul was banned for 10 years

Lol. PrincessEbuka of religous sect... Just keep guessing. You might get dangerously close to uncovering the puzzle when $1 finally = 1naira.

Hanaway:


Only you have said so, miss anus. Ain't amazed though. Why, you have always been a puritan, and I'm _cock sure that you won't yield even if I poke you with sticks from all sides.

But what are you scared of really? Afraid you might say something you don't mean to?

The guy is gradually hanging himself. You are relatibely new here? How do you know am a lady and a hardcore Puritan.
My Moniker is Masculine in Islam. Everyone of them refers to me as a man, i cant remember seeing your Moniker anywhere, yet you know am a lady. lol

Now, who uses that invective on me? Apart from Muslims, there's an atheist who uses anus. Realmindz.

lol. You are indeed a clown.

Hanaway:


I don't quite get you.

On one hand you are advising me to eat my shellfish with a tone that carries an underlying caution, while on the other hand, you are practically saying I should rather starve to death?
Wow.

I repeat go and eat your illusioned shellfishes in Peace.

But when you finished your illusioned shellfish take time to read this.


Hebrews 9:

1 Then verily the first covenant had also ordinances of divine service, and a worldly sanctuary.

2 For there was a tabernacle made; the first, wherein was the candlestick, and the table, and the shewbread; which is called the sanctuary.

3 And after the second veil, the tabernacle which is called the Holiest of all;

4 Which had the golden censer, and the ark of the covenant overlaid round about with gold, wherein was the golden pot that had manna, and Aaron's rod that budded, and the tables of the covenant;

5 And over it the cherubims of glory shadowing the mercyseat; of which we cannot now speak particularly.

6 Now when these things were thus ordained, the priests went always into the first tabernacle, accomplishing the service of God.
7 But into the second went the high priest alone once every year, not without blood, which he offered for himself, and for the errors of the people:

8The Holy Ghost this signifying, that the way into the holiest of all was not yet made manifest, while as the first tabernacle was yet standing:

9 Which was a figure for the time then present, in which were offered both gifts and sacrifices, that could not [b]make him that did the service perfect, as pertaining to the conscience;

10 Which stood only in meats and drinks, and divers washings, and carnal ordinances, imposed on them until the time of reformation.

11 But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building;

12 Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.

13 For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh:

14 How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?

15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.

[16] 16 For where a testament is, there must also of necessity be the death of the testator.[/b]

17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth.

18 whatsoever neither the first testament was dedicated without blood.

19 For when Moses had spoken every precept to all the people according to the law, he took the blood of calves and of goats, with water, and scarlet wool, and hyssop, and sprinkled both the book, and all the people,

20 Saying, This is the blood of the testament which God hath enjoined unto you.

21 Moreover he sprinkled with blood both the tabernacle, and all the vessels of the ministry.

22And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.

23 It was therefore necessary that the patterns of things in the heavens should be purified with these; but the heavenly things themselves with better sacrifices than these.

24 For Christ is not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are the figures of the true; but into heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us:

25 Nor yet that he should offer himself often, as the high priest entereth into the holy place every year with blood of others;

26 For then must he often have suffered since the foundation of the world: but now once in the end of the world hath he appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of himself.

27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

28 So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation. [/b]

Stop this Theatrics and get a life.

Ome thing thou lackest which is the divine touch. You need it.

And again are you a jew.