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Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 19, 2016
Anas09:

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Myn44 this guy here just called me anus. Pls he needs to be reminded the rules of Nairaland.

Oya sorry na. You too dey vex sef. Hian.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 9:26pm On Dec 19, 2016
Hanaway:


Fortunately, yours truly is not an atheist. Quoting The book of logic, it says: "who's set free from the bondage of religion is free indeed."

Therefore.... I'm the child of sound reasoning

I have overcome hell fire threats

Now I'm free as a bird

I'm a new creature

Hallelujah!!!

Deicide, come and support yourself as u usually do.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:30pm On Dec 19, 2016
Hanaway:


Fortunately, yours truly is not an atheist. Quoting The book of logic, it says: "who's set free from the bondage of religion is free indeed."

Therefore.... I'm the child of sound reasoning

I have overcome hell fire threats

Now I'm free as a bird

I'm a new creature

Hallelujah!!!

Rejecting religion does not make anyone an atheist

Read this : https://www.nairaland.com/3500235/must-read-god-without-religion
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 19, 2016
felixomor:


See fake multiple moniker manager (mmm) calling someone liar.

If I hear.

You are yet to bring your evidence Mr Man abi na woman. You can continue singing even though the words are similar to the sound of a screeching kitten starved of cowbell milk, since I'm equally typing from a noisy area..
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 9:35pm On Dec 19, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Rejecting religion does not make anyone an atheist

Read this : https://www.nairaland.com/3500235/must-read-god-without-religion

I concur. You should direct this piece of info to brother engineerboat. He needs it badly. grin
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 19, 2016
felixomor:


D.eicide, come and support yourself as u usually do.

You are just embarrassing yourself. Haba. First, you said I was sonofluci, now I'm another person entirely. Better make up your mind. gringringrin
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 9:42pm On Dec 19, 2016
Goodnite people. Will tell you the fate of the shellfish tomorrow.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 9:47pm On Dec 19, 2016
Hanaway:


You are just embarrassing yourself. Haba. First, you said I was sonofluci, now I'm another person entirely. Better make up your mind. gringringrin

Where did i say sonoflucifer?

U can see u dont even know monikers again.

I laugh.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 9:48pm On Dec 19, 2016
Hanaway:
Goodnite people. Will tell you the fate of the shellfish tomorrow.
Cop out
Greet Deicide for us.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by realmindz: 11:36pm On Dec 19, 2016
Anas09:

Sonoflucifer has never called me anus. Its realmindz and AyeHateGod.

I guess u now see me everywhr u go. I seem to be your worst nightmare on NL, a title I wud ve appreciated if you truly worth my time.

lol, I was eyehategod now I am hanaway and did u say I call u anus?

pls quote where I have ever called u anus??

Anas09, better take it easy before u begin to see me on your bed every night grin
oh my Yaweh, this girl won't kill me grin
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by EyeHateGod: 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2016
realmindz:


I guess u now see me everywhr u go. I seem to be your worst nightmare on NL, a title I wud ve appreciated if you truly worth my time.

lol, I was eyehategod now I am hanaway and did u say I call u anus?

pls quote where I have ever called u anus??

Anas09, better take it easy before u begin to see me on your bed every night grin
oh my Yaweh, this girl won't kill me grin
What does she mean by Anus?
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by realmindz: 11:52pm On Dec 19, 2016
EyeHateGod:

What does she mean by Anus?

it's a mockery changing her name from anas09 to anus...a mockery I have never done against her.


she will soon be here to say I am you doing the talking and replying...funny girl
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Anas09: 12:01am On Dec 20, 2016
realmindz:


it's a mockery changing her name from anas09 to anus...a mockery I have never done against her.


she will soon be here to say I am you doing the talking and replying...funny girl
Very funny at how you talk and respond to your own comments.
Apart from the Mulsims, you who is the same as AyeHateGod is the only person who have used that invective to insult me in the past. Deny it, but it wont be long, you'll slip then i will remind you today

I don't really care what you call me, Satan has a ministry to fulfull so, yeah, go ahead call me whatever you want.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by engineerboat(m): 3:46am On Dec 20, 2016
Hanaway:


I concur. You should direct this piece of info to brother engineerboat. He needs it badly. grin

You are confused truelly

Continue to console yourself in your self-entangled-disillusioned
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by engineerboat(m): 3:55am On Dec 20, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Rejecting religion does not make anyone an atheist

Read this : https://www.nairaland.com/3500235/must-read-god-without-religion

Your assertion does not substantiate anything.

Everybody that believe in one-god or the other do so under a particular religion. get that to your head sink and sound.

MORE SO and VERY IMPORTANT, there is a GOD that is greater than all other gods

This same GOD had been manifesting Himself in several way far above all other gods.

Kings 18:

1 And it came to pass after many days, that the word of the Lord came to Elijah in the third year, saying, Go, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will send rain upon the earth.

2 And Elijah went to shew himself unto Ahab. And there was a sore famine in Samaria.

3 And Ahab called Obadiah, which was the governor of his house. (Now Obadiah feared the Lord greatly:

4 For it was so, when Jezebel cut off the prophets of the Lord, that Obadiah took an hundred prophets, and hid them by fifty in a cave, and fed them with bread and water.)

5 And Ahab said unto Obadiah, Go into the land, unto all fountains of water, and unto all brooks: peradventure we may find grass to save the horses and mules alive, that we lose not all the beasts.

6 So they divided the land between them to pass throughout it: Ahab went one way by himself, and Obadiah went another way by himself.

7 And as Obadiah was in the way, behold, Elijah met him: and he knew him, and fell on his face, and said, Art thou that my lord Elijah?

8 And he answered him, I am: go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here.

9 And he said, What have I sinned, that thou wouldest deliver thy servant into the hand of Ahab, to slay me?

10 As the Lord thy God liveth, there is no nation or kingdom, whither my lord hath not sent to seek thee: and when they said, He is not there; he took an oath of the kingdom and nation, that they found thee not.

11 And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here.

12 And it shall come to pass, as soon as I am gone from thee, that the Spirit of the Lord shall carry thee whither I know not; and so when I come and tell Ahab, and he cannot find thee, he shall slay me: but I thy servant fear the Lord from my youth.

13 Was it not told my lord what I did when Jezebel slew the prophets of the Lord, how I hid an hundred men of the Lord's prophets by fifty in a cave, and fed them with bread and water?

14 And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here: and he shall slay me.

15 And Elijah said, As the Lord of hosts liveth, before whom I stand, I will surely shew myself unto him to day.

16 So Obadiah went to meet Ahab, and told him: and Ahab went to meet Elijah.

17 And it came to pass, when Ahab saw Elijah, that Ahab said unto him, Art thou he that troubleth Israel?

18 And he answered, I have not troubled Israel; but thou, and thy father's house, in that ye have forsaken the commandments of the Lord, and thou hast followed Baalim.

19 Now therefore send, and gather to me all Israel unto mount Carmel, and the prophets of Baal four hundred and fifty, and the prophets of the groves four hundred, which eat at Jezebel's table.

20 So Ahab sent unto all the children of Israel, and gathered the prophets together unto mount Carmel.

21 And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two opinions? if the Lord be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And the people answered him not a word.

22 Then said Elijah unto the people, I, even I only, remain a prophet of the Lord; but Baal's prophets are four hundred and fifty men.

23 Let them therefore give us two bullocks; and let them choose one bullock for themselves, and cut it in pieces, and lay it on wood, and put no fire under: and I will dress the other bullock, and lay it on wood, and put no fire under:

24 And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the Lord: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken.

25 And Elijah said unto the prophets of Baal, Choose you one bullock for yourselves, and dress it first; for ye are many; and call on the name of your gods, but put no fire under.

26 And they took the bullock which was given them, and they dressed it, and called on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, saying, O Baal, hear us. But there was no voice, nor any that answered. And they leaped upon the altar which was made.

27 And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked.

28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.

29 And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.

30 And Elijah said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all the people came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the Lord that was broken down.

31 And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the Lord came, saying, Israel shall be thy name:

32 And with the stones he built an altar in the name of the Lord: and he made a trench about the altar, as great as would contain two measures of seed.

33 And he put the wood in order, and cut the bullock in pieces, and laid him on the wood, and said, Fill four barrels with water, and pour it on the burnt sacrifice, and on the wood.

34 And he said, Do it the second time. And they did it the second time. And he said, Do it the third time. And they did it the third time.

35 And the water ran round about the altar; and he filled the trench also with water.

36 And it came to pass at the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that Elijah the prophet came near, and said, Lord God of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel, let it be known this day that thou art God in Israel, and that I am thy servant, and that I have done all these things at thy word.

37 Hear me, O Lord, hear me, that this people may know that thou art the Lord God, and that thou hast turned their heart back again.

38 Then the fire of the Lord fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench.

39 And when all the people saw it, they fell on their faces: and they said, The Lord, he is the God; the Lord, he is the God.

40 And Elijah said unto them, Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there.

41 And Elijah said unto Ahab, Get thee up, eat and drink; for there is a sound of abundance of rain.

42 So Ahab went up to eat and to drink. And Elijah went up to the top of Carmel; and he cast himself down upon the earth, and put his face between his knees,

43 And said to his servant, Go up now, look toward the sea. And he went up, and looked, and said, There is nothing. And he said, Go again seven times.

44 And it came to pass at the seventh time, that he said, Behold, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand. And he said, Go up, say unto Ahab, Prepare thy chariot, and get thee down that the rain stop thee not.

45 And it came to pass in the mean while, that the heaven was black with clouds and wind, and there was a great rain. And Ahab rode, and went to Jezreel.

46 And the hand of the Lord was on Elijah; and he girded up his loins, and ran before Ahab to the entrance of Jezreel.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by engineerboat(m): 4:00am On Dec 20, 2016
@KingEbukasBlog @Hanaway

what you people failed to realize is that what you don't know you don't know it.

Stop pretending to be what you are not.

saying you believe in god without religion is very ridiculous.

1 SAMUEL 5:
1. And the Philistines took the ark of God, and brought it from Ebenezer unto Ashdod.
2 When the Philistines took the ark of God, they brought it into the house of Dagon, and set it by Dagon.
3 And when they of Ashdod arose early on the morrow, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the earth before the ark of the LORD. And they took Dagon, and set him in his place again.
4 And when they arose early on the morrow morning, behold, Dagon was fallen upon his face to the ground before the ark of the LORD; and the head of Dagon and both the palms of his hands were cut off upon the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was left to him.
5 Therefore neither the priests of Dagon, nor any that come into Dagon's house, tread on the threshold of Dagon in Ashdod unto this day.
6 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by realmindz: 5:47am On Dec 20, 2016
Anas09:

Very funny at how you talk and respond to your own comments.
Apart from the Mulsims, you who is the same as AyeHateGod is the only person who have used that invective to insult me in the past. Deny it, but it wont be long, you'll slip then i will remind you today

I don't really care what you call me, Satan has a ministry to fulfull so, yeah, go ahead call me whatever you want.

but I have told u I am eyehategod as u claim, so go ahead and do your worst.... no one cares about ur feelings.
You remain a serial lair as long as u can't provide where I called u anus as u claimed. it is so simple, just mention one place I called u anus...your confusion knows no bounds.

and as from today, I shall begin to call u anus...so do your very worst

paranoid schizophrenia at work.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:07am On Dec 20, 2016
felixomor:
Cop out Greet Deicid.e for us.
More confusion.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:12am On Dec 20, 2016
realmindz:


but I have told u I am ey.ehategod as u claim, so go ahead and do your worst.... no one cares about ur feelings.
You remain a serial lair as long as u can't provide where I called u anus as u claimed. it is so simple, just mention one place I called u anus...your confusion knows no bounds.

and as from today, I shall begin to call u anus...so do your very worst

paranoid schizophrenia at work.

What tha? Please stop it, this is too much....Hahahahaha. This here is damn hilarious.

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Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:24am On Dec 20, 2016
engineerboat:


You are confused truelly

Continue to console yourself in your self-entangled-disillusioned

Am I? From the look of things, it so appears you are solely the one assuring yourself in your concocted belief that a loving skydaddy is sitting on his throne somewhere beyond this realm, monitoring folks every moves.

That's creepy as hell mehn.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 7:38am On Dec 20, 2016
engineerboat:
@KingEbukasBlog @Hanawa.y

what you people failed to realize is that what you don't know you don't know it.

Stop pretending to be what you are not.

saying you believe in god without religion is very ridiculous.

Lol. Okay. Lemme clear the air. I will say it once more for clarity.

I don't, when I say I don't, I mean I don't; I mean I'm saying this with my whole being, with my body, soul and spirit in one accord that I, Hanaway, do not, I repeat, do not, once more, I do not believe in the existence of god because I'm yet to see any convincing evidence that says otherwise.

If thou has any proof that God exists, show forth thy proof.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Anas09: 9:02am On Dec 20, 2016
realmindz:


but I have told u I am eyehategod as u claim, so go ahead and do your worst.... no one cares about ur feelings.
You remain a serial lair as long as u can't provide where I called u anus as u claimed. it is so simple, just mention one place I called u anus...your confusion knows no bounds.

and as from today, I shall begin to call u anus...so do your very worst

paranoid schizophrenia at work.
On your way.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 11:33am On Dec 20, 2016
Hanaway:

More confusion.

Oh, u came back late.
Obviously
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by jonbellion(m): 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2016
felixomor:
Jonbellion, i call on u to come and vindicate this moniker duplicate

........
lmaooo
Your detective skills are horrible cool
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 1:57pm On Dec 20, 2016
jonbellion:
lmaooo
Your detective skills are horrible cool

Quiet.
U came late
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 3:21pm On Dec 20, 2016
Sunnymatey:
It is situations like this that great men emerges. I can remember in 2009 when l was face with this same challenge, it was right at the floor where l layed waiting for dead that l got inspiration, today l dont lack say #100k at any given time. I have been of help to many.
can you share your inspiration?
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 3:24pm On Dec 20, 2016
felixomor:

Oh, u came back late. Obviously

Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 20, 2016
That Mod who keeps following me around (like the tracer cloud Darken Rahl placed on Richard Cypher) and banning my monikers, na only God go judge you.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by felixomor: 3:34pm On Dec 20, 2016
Hanaway:
That Mod who keeps following me around (like the tracer cloud Darken Rahl placed on Richard Cypher) and banning my monikers, na only God go judge you.

Lol
grin
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 3:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
felixomor:

Lol grin
You dey laugh me abi?

Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by Nobody: 3:54pm On Dec 20, 2016
Double post.
Re: Please Help A Confused Nairalander Before It's Too Late by AfroSamurai: 10:08am On Dec 21, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


I don't think its jonbellion . This guy is witty and his responses are sardonic . It's more likely joseph1 832

Apparently he is currently serving his ban .

And Joseph's style of writing is very similar to his . Joseph uses the underscore (_) in front of obscene words to stop them from being bowdlerized , same thing with this guy
What's biting you today, Mr? Why mention that moniker if your shenanigans?

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