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Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by domwas2(m): 11:14pm On Jan 31, 2007
Must my Pastor rake me to fall in the name of deliverance? Should I confess and sue him?
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Eurphoria(f): 11:24pm On Jan 31, 2007
lol  grin
this reminds me of one dodgy guy at one church, he pushed my head, then shook my shoulder vigorously , then he had both hands pushing me and when i clocked on to what he was doing i stood firm  , i didnt move, then he opened his eyes and looked at me like i was the devil himself and moved on to the next person with a look in his eyes as if to say ( ah! this girl wants to put me to shame). I always wondered what it would feel like to be under the spirit, but boy he sure had some spirit in him and it wasnt the God type wink

Nah no point suing, fake guys like him have to give account i believe at judgemant day. there are real pastors out there and there are blatant wolves in sheep's clothing.
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by gbadex1(m): 12:30am On Feb 01, 2007
True talk, E.
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by domwas2(m): 8:27am On Feb 01, 2007
must he raked me to the ground to show his power,while i wasn't touched my his pray
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Alexos(m): 8:36am On Feb 01, 2007
why

he spirit doesn't work that way!
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Greycells(m): 1:28pm On Feb 01, 2007
pastors that call themselves into ministry are most guilty. they rake, push and wrestle peeps to the ground in the name of annointing and deliverance. smart peeps run durind such macabre annointing or deliverance service. Me i no go wait for any Pastor King specie, tongue
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 2:11pm On Feb 01, 2007
Dem plenty like dat. make we no just begin mention name. Fake set of people. Na FUFU dem dey chop enter church, so that they go fit push and Scare people to fall flat on the ground. meeeen nawo o. there is no lenght people wount struggle for money reach. grin
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by eniola1310(f): 2:35pm On Feb 01, 2007
i feel u jare my brother
me sef wonder why some pastors do that.
if they keep trying and u dont fall still, they look at u as if u are an evil spirit.
that's one of the reason i stopped attending a particular church.

May God Almighty order our steps.
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by naija4life(f): 2:52pm On Feb 01, 2007
domwas2:

Must my Pastor rake me to fall in the name of deliverance? Should I confess and sue him?
lmao grin grin grin
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by alabiyemmy(m): 4:11pm On Feb 01, 2007
The guy rake you - as in give you sliding tackle to make you fall down? na im u dey look like mumu?
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Nobody: 4:21pm On Feb 01, 2007
ROTLMFAO

you people wont kill me

If the pastor de rake u, u too follow rake am, [push am make him fall too. shuo
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 4:53pm On Feb 01, 2007
Queenzy:

ROTLMFAO

you people wont kill me

If the pastor de rake u, u too follow rake am, [push am make him fall too. shuo

Na true talk jare, my sister. sebi na the same holy ghost dey intostigate una 2,
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Feb 01, 2007
software:

Na true talk jare, my sister. sebi na the same holy ghost dey intostigate una 2,

My brother na so.
If pastor de rake and push u, make U follow rake and push am
the church go understand say God de use two of u as a point of contact to them. cheesy
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Radiant(f): 7:41pm On Feb 01, 2007
Ohhh Dear!!! embarassed
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by richylaw(m): 8:26pm On Feb 01, 2007
I can't help but to laugh grin this is absolutely hilarious. Those devils are much out there and are really trying to tarnish the image of the truly called ones.
Na only raking u don see ?, what of the one that embraces you ( not minding whether u are a male or female) so as to breath life into you before you fall,
abi the one wey dey put chlorophorm for handkerchief all in the name of falling anointing
chei plenty people go be good firewood for hell anyway I no go judge o , na condotion cause am.
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Radiant(f): 8:29pm On Feb 01, 2007
richylaw:


Na only raking u don see ?, what of the one that embraces you ( not minding whether u are a male or female) so as to breath life into you before you fall,
abi the one wey dey put chlorophorm for handkerchief all in the name of falling anointing


Wha' tha' ? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by mrpataki(m): 8:34pm On Feb 01, 2007
When is the world coming to an end
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by LiquidMind(m): 9:02pm On Feb 01, 2007
If your pastor rake you then i advice you to leave the church
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by software(m): 9:12pm On Feb 01, 2007
LiquidMind:


If your pastor rake you then i advice you to leave the church

U mean leave the church, just like dat? U mean say the pastor sef no ogo chop raking? dat means say that pastor JAzz dey more powerffull then. hehehe hehe
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by nazzyon(m): 10:53pm On Feb 01, 2007
Olopa o!
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by barikade: 11:10pm On Feb 01, 2007
mrpataki:

When is the world coming to an end

Hehehe. . . even without reading the username, I could've guessed with one eye that this must come from mrpataki!! cheesy
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by richylaw(m): 12:13am On Feb 02, 2007
LiquidMind:


If your pastor rake you then i advice you to leave the church

na da, I bet the church will be the ideal olympic wrestling training ground for the next 1 hour--e be like say you never hear of "sliding tackle"
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by birdman(m): 6:10am On Feb 02, 2007
rake ke? it is the lord's doing grin
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Echidime(m): 9:24am On Feb 02, 2007
I think you should find time and approach him either in his house or his church office and humbly ask him what he meant by doing that to you, if you go to his house then you must have made up your mind to make him fall on his bed with you, hope you understand,but if you go to his church office, you both might not fall on the ground but may do the thing while standing,come to think of it, is he not handsome enough to drive his Hummer jeep inside you? afteral you stand to gain by sharing the church money with him. baby think fast before you lose your God destined opportunity of making money. I love you sha, but am in far away Cameroun, but if you can contact me I think I will love to know you. Email is:honestysmith@yahoo.co.uk
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by jaguda(m): 11:53am On Feb 02, 2007
carry dat ya pastor come our garage make we show am how to do deliverance, him need to learn. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by alexmakaay(m): 12:12pm On Feb 02, 2007
If at all you did not fall that does not guaranty u of being demonless or not possessed. those whom u see that usually fall is as a result of the movement which the demon choses to go away from that person. so demons may choose to go away violently or midly as they choose.

But anyway i don't insinuate that u're possessed.
sorry if u may think so.
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by yelum(f): 4:30pm On Feb 02, 2007
@ echidime

na wah for you oooooooooooooh. its that the only interpretation you fit give "raking"?

seems you are a one tracked minded person. besides domwas2 is a guy. haba!
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by killacam(m): 6:27pm On Feb 02, 2007
men,ur pastor use you shine in front of the congregation,4 real. as you fall pple go think say u get dat bad sprit 4 ur body.i bet he is a football.damn
KILLA DIPSET ALL DAY NO HOMO
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by freemanj(m): 1:21am On Feb 03, 2007
guy you harsh o you wan disgrace your pastor if i were the pastor i'll sue for lack of cooperation and for attempted public embarrassment bad boy
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by Nobody: 1:31am On Feb 03, 2007
May God help all of u

@Topic
Lets do it this way
one day in the Church or anywhere, when the pastor begin rake, u ma u begin rake too
people go understand say na Holy demons de worry una lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by mamaput(f): 11:01am On Feb 03, 2007
killacam:

men,your pastor use you shine in front of the congregation,4 real. as you fall people go think say u get that bad sprit 4 your body.i bet he is a football.damn
KILLA DIPSET ALL DAY NO HOMO


And if you do not fall then evil sprite is very strong
Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by mrpataki(m): 11:49am On Feb 03, 2007
@ bari_kade,
bari_kade:

Hehehe. . . even without reading the username, I could've guessed with one eye that this must come from mrpataki!! cheesy

Are my slogans that predictable here on nairaland grin grin grin
I must cobble together another series of me then. undecided

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