@ topic,

this thread is so funny

;DLMAO

na wah for some naija pastors oh, anything to make the congregation drop more offering!!!!

I think ur pastor is such a generous person he want to share with u what is made for just his wife.Take hrt need a close frnd any interested person can reach me on this address.segun4luvv@yahoo.co.uk or john.opupu@gmail.com.

Thx

Any pastor that pushes any one down in the name of anionting is a FAKE pastor. He is in it 4 d money.

Walahi, some pastors would have made the nigerian karate team to beijing if only the realise their talents!
Make all of una dey look like mumu wen dem wan rake you, as from now you should 'share' such annointing with the pastor, one good turn,

LMAO @ Topic. This thread elicited a guffaw from me.

@ Original Poster, You for don stand up quick quick give am karate chop, then explain to the flabbergasted congregation that he assaulted you and the karate chop was self defence. . . The man will NEVER try it with another person. Chikena

Next time when your pasor tries to pull a fast one on you, be more vigilant.Watch for his very next move, when the sliding tackle is coming, jump up so has not to be hit first.That way you would have evaded his first attack. By the time you are landing, go straight for his john thomas with a straight punch,next is an upeercut to his throat. This will leave him gasping for then hurl him in on quick movement on to the ground. Then shout Praise the Lord, for you saw a demon and u have defeated it. Tell the congregation that that was wht u heard the lord told u, they will believe u.Afterall they must have experienced raking at one time or the other so no big deal when ure serving d pastor da same. It works bro

wow! lol ohmydaze this is too funny for me to imagine just leave that church straight away if i were u and cant u slap him or something ? nigerian pastors they will neva change

ok.gerald:

Next time when your pasor tries to pull a fast one on you, be more vigilant.Watch for his very next move, when the sliding tackle is coming, jump up so has not to be hit first.That way you would have evaded his first attack. By the time you are landing, go straight for his john thomas with a straight punch,next is an upeercut to his throat. This will leave him gasping for then hurl him in on quick movement on to the ground. Then shout Praise the Lord, for you saw a demon and u have defeated it. Tell the congregation that that was wht u heard the lord told u, they will believe u.Afterall they must have experienced raking at one time or the other so no big deal when ure serving d pastor da same. It works bro

By that time his bodyguards assistant pastors would have 'escorted' you off the stage.

lady kool:

wow! lol ohmydaze this is too funny for me to imagine just leave that church straight away if i were u and cant u slap him or something ? nigerian pastors they will neva change

ok.gerald:

Next time when your pasor tries to pull a fast one on you, be more vigilant.Watch for his very next move, when the sliding tackle is coming, jump up so has not to be hit first.That way you would have evaded his first attack. By the time you are landing, go straight for his john thomas with a straight punch,next is an upeercut to his throat. This will leave him gasping for then hurl him in on quick movement on to the ground. Then shout Praise the Lord, for you saw a demon and u have defeated it. Tell the congregation that that was wht u heard the lord told u, they will believe u.Afterall they must have experienced raking at one time or the other so no big deal when ure serving d pastor da same. It works bro

A_K_O:

By that time his bodyguards assistant pastors would have 'escorted' you off the stage.

Yes, but the pastor would know that he has to proceed with caution in the future. Abi?

LMFAO @ TOPIC!

@ poster,guy u shouldn't av been stubborn.d pastor was probably having a swell time before ur rebellion,hence d assault or 'raking' as u put it.

Same here