@ bari-kade

My guy my Guy, wetin dey happen? How body? I hope say ur Body still dey inside ur cloth? I just say make i holla u. take care Bro.

This is Serious!Q

agnesoseka:

This is Serious!Q

Very serious question. but whats ur own opinion. Do u support the raking pastors? Enjoy

I happened to be @ a deliverance church one day. When the deliverance started, we were all asked to make a straight line so as the deliverance was goin on i saw people droppin down and am like ok. The pastor came up to me and touched my head and he was like i deliver u in JESUS NAME, then he started prayin really hard and started pushing my forehead when he realized that i wasn't gonna drop.The worst part was that he then started shouting into my ears and he was like " i know u are there GET OUT in JESUS NAME" and i was thinkin that there ain't nothing in my ears and that even if i have somethin in my ears it would be my ear drums.

sy2000:

I happened to be @ a deliverance church one day. When the deliverance started, we were all asked to make a straight line so as the deliverance was going on i saw people droppin down and am like ok. The pastor came up to me and touched my head and he was like i deliver u in JESUS NAME, then he started praying really hard and started pushing my forehead when he realized that i wasn't going to drop.The worst part was that he then started shouting into my ears and he was like " i know u are there GET OUT in JESUS NAME" and i was thinkin that there ain't nothing in my ears and that even if i have somethin in my ears it would be my ear drums.

What are they thinking? That we are dunce and we don't reason? Sometime I think they are dunce knowing full that you can full some people sometime but you can't fool all the people all the time.They believe they can deceive all the people but it is a lie because there are still some of us who can't be fooled by the miraclelouse escapades of evil Pastors.

Still me

Its not only Raking o. Some pastors slap. They give people dirty slap, in the name of "RECEIVE THE HOLY GHOST" Make God Help us o.

I was in a church, some times ago. to witness the ordination of a friend, who became a worker in the church. The pastor called the new workers in the church to fall out and be on a line.They were asked to close their eyes and Pray. I noticed the pastor slapping them a double slap. i mean both the left and right cheek.

After the church program, i asked my friend, and he said the pastors palms were so strong and thick. But Been a new worker he could not Complain.


May God Help us o. If na me, i cant take such in the name of ordination o. i go give the pastor backhand slap whalai

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool can't help laughin ma ass off, after reading d coment above!!
all those stuffs r fake men!! i seriously don't know wat 2 sy!! it's just soooooo fake!!!!

Hey Software, ur coment got me rolling n laughing all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolololololololololololol!!! kai!! Naija Pastors!!!!

Nella:

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool can't help laughin ma ass off, after reading d coment above!!
all those stuffs r fake men!! i seriously don't know what 2 sy!! it's just soooooo fake!!!!

Hey Software, your coment got me rolling n laughing all over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolololololololololololol!!! kai!! Naija Pastors!!!!

how u dey nella?

These pastors are all over the place in naija o. I think presently in Nigeria, to become rich, u must become either a pastor or go into Agriculture.

If u must be a pastor, u must know how to package urself. i mean ur presentation must be very Very Balm.

And things liking slapping, Raking and even suffocating u with Co2 from their Mouth to make u cough e.t.c

Make God dey help us.

I still stike to my point, any pastors who tries dat with me, will also know i am a servant of God in that same direction. we go show ourselves pepper. during and after church Service

Safe y'all

hey Soft ware, i dey fine O, all diz our church don tire me!!
lolololol!!! i would luv 2 attend such Churches 4 once!! n c how it's lyk!

"Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance"?

No! but,
1. They like to put on a show and encourage audience participation.
2. Those at the show somehow feel they are getting value for money.
3. It makes for good spectacle/television/testimony/gist.

Listen carefully;
1. God never assigns a Pastor to anyone. Why?
2. In a real scriptural/technical sense, there is no such thing!


Beware of Wolves in Sheeps clothing!!!!

God bless

Nella:

hey Soft ware, i dey fine O, all diz our church don tire me!!
lolololol!!! i would love 2 attend such Churches 4 once!! n c how it's like!

My sister, abeg no go attend such church o, u sabi say u be girl, the pastor fit go cheat u o. but if na guy now, the guy fit craize sef, make he Pull hin shirt.

I fit give u adress to that kind church for Lag, Port, Benin
If u go go, put small pepper inside ur bag. so u go fit pour the pastor pepper for hin face

If u do such, God is using u to open his spirituall eyes. u feel me?

Chop up!

software:

My sister, abeg no go attend such church o, u sabi say u be girl, the pastor fit go cheat u o. but if na guy now, the guy fit craize sef, make he Pull hin shirt.

I fit give u adress to that kind church for Lag, Port, Benin
If u go go, put small pepper inside your bag. so u go fit pour the pastor pepper for hin face

If u do such, God is using u to open his spirituall eyes. u feel me?

Chop up!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! yea i fell u, absolutly d right thing 2 do!!!(loads of peper not even small!)
seriously this pastors r unbeliveable!!! n d slaping part: wats that all about?? " just wat kind of demon is d pastor trying to slap out of the person??"
2 break it down :
people who u c in TV n such pastor churches that just fall down b4 d pastor even gets 2 touch the person = ( dey fall b4 d pastor gets 2 dem bcuz dey r afraidman, ! omo na who no go fall, b4 d pastor come clear u fall 4 ground?? or worst , give u one dirty slap?)lololololol

Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? : I no want that kind of diliverance!! d pastor wen want delive me, MAKE HIM GO DELIVER HIMSELF B4 E DEY COME DELIVER ME!!!

Nella:


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! yea i fell u, absolutly d right thing 2 do!!!(loads of peper not even small!)
seriously this pastors r unbeliveable!!! n d slaping part: wats that all about?? " just what kind of demon is d pastor trying to slap out of the person??"
2 break it down :
people who u c in TV n such pastor churches that just fall down before d pastor even gets 2 touch the person = ( dey fall before d pastor gets 2 them bcuz dey r afraidman, ! omo na who no go fall, before d pastor come clear u fall 4 ground?? or worst , give u one dirty slap?)lololololol

Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? : I no want that kind of diliverance!! d pastor when want delive me, MAKE HIM GO DELIVER HIMSELF B4 E DEY COME DELIVER ME!!!

My sister, Welcome o. Good to have u online today!

Those people who fall before past near them, are people wey dey fear. or maybe the pastor don Organize himself. Do u know some pastors rent  people to Behave like they have really been touched by the holy spirit.

A freind Told me her pastor who is single, Invited her to his house. I just immidiately advised her to go there with a sharp cutlass in her Bag.

so That she can Deal with him very well

Take care my sister!

;d

software:

My sister, Welcome o. Good to have u online today!

Those people who fall before past near them, are people wey dey fear. or maybe the pastor don Organize himself. Do u know some pastors rent people to Behave like they have really been touched by the holy spirit.

A freind Told me her pastor who is single, Invited her to his house. I just immidiately advised her to go there with a sharp cutlass in her Bag.

so That she can Deal with him very well

Take care my sister!

yeah i gree with d rent people part!!! nigerian Pastors Give DILIVERANCE Bullshittttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!

Who can Battle with CHelsea?

NO NO NO NO NO Body!

Chelsea 4 Lifeeeee

@ Nella

My sister My sister, how u dey Jare?

software:

@ Nella

My sister My sister, how u dey Jare?

hey Software I'm fine 10x

this thread is real funny. its hilarious when pastors try to make you fall down by force. my cousin was almost pushed by a man of God trying to make her fall down. when everyone is on the floor, is that the sign of the pastor's greatness?

i find it worrying and funny at the same time that people are disucssing something that has NO biblical origin or basis whatsoever!

slain in the spirit, double portion annointing, deliverance services, 21 days fast, ect to name a few are a sign of lack of understanding of the word.

i am surprised there are no churches building actual temples to worship in!



Peace!

Has anyone seen Bishop Gilbert Deya on TV! Its ridiculously funny,this MOG just waves his hand and all the church members just fall to the ground rolling and confessing

We've seen Gilbert Deya many times. Hmm, na wah! People may genuinely fall under a 'power wave'; but when are people going to grow up and understand God's Word for themselves?

My people perish for like of wisdom

mellow:

My people perish for like of wisdom

Hmmm??   Was that not supposed to be "lack"??

mrmayor:

Has anyone seen Bishop Gilbert Deya on TV! Its ridiculously funny,this MOG just waves his hand and all the church members just fall to the ground rolling and confessing

confessing what?

Confessing that they losy 11.2m naira to US immigration eve after they paid their tithes ,

mrmayor:

Confessing that they losy 11.2m naira to US immigration eve after they paid their tithes ,

haha! good one. laughing my behind off.

david dylan,

Na wa for u o, wetin dey worry you. You just utter absolute trash all the time against islam and muslims . I know your type as a never do well religious bigot. Its better u change or u pay for it.

nyabinghi:

Its better u change or u pay for it.

In what sense do you mean he might pay for it?

@software,

software:

@ bari-kade

My guy my Guy, wetin dey happen? How body? I hope say your Body still dey inside your cloth? I just say make i holla u. take care Bro.

my bros, I took off to school o jare. I just came back home to "refuel" and catch on some home-made fresh air!   How bodi?

@ bari_kade,
Nice to have you back again! Missed a lot of you guys here.

@mrpataki,

mrpataki:

@ bari_kade,
Nice to have you back again! Missed a lot of you guys here.

Thanks. Nice to see you're still on. I notice a lot of the sharp brains on the Forum have not been active in recent times; and thank goodness that some are still here. I've missed you guys a lot!