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Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by Tosinjoy: 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2017
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IMMEDIATELY AFTER HAVING SEX
Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having sex Are you a woman? Never do this after having sex THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IMMEDIATELY AFTER HAVING SEX   sex is lovely, sex brings intimacy but sometimes we act in ways that kill this pleasurable act. Most people are guilty of killing the mood due to their actions after sex. I understand for some, it’s something they don’t do intentionally so I decided to write about this. Below are 5 things you should never do immediately after having sex.

1. QUICKLY WEARING YOUR CLOTHES Quickly wearing your clothes after sex doesn’t show intimacy, it kills what you just shared with your partner.

2. CHECKING YOUR PHONE Making a call, sending messages or doing whatever with your phone isn’t the right thing to do immediately after sex. You pass the wrong message to your partner when you do this.

3. TURNING ON THE TV Watching soccer or a cartoon isn’t the right thing to do immediately after sharing a passionate moment with your partner.

4. HURRYING TO THE BATHROOM Yes I understand you need to have a shower after a hot and amazing sex but it shouldn’t be immediately after sex. You need to spend some time with your partner before you visit the bathroom. It’s even better when you have a shower together after sex.

5. FALLING ASLEEP Most people do this and it’s not the best thing to do after sex. Sleeping immediately after sex won’t give you the opportunity to cuddle and enjoy the moment you just shared with your partner. Have an amazing sex life with your partner.

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Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by EmperorLee(m): 3:03pm On Jul 25, 2017
Make i no sleep ? Mtcheew. Is it your sleep ?

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Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by decatalyst(m): 3:05pm On Jul 25, 2017
We should be counting the ceiling or inspecting the pants? undecided

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Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by Ekiseme(m): 3:08pm On Jul 25, 2017
OK, noted
I'll try those when I start having sex
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by Ever8054: 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2017
op..what of a girl chewing gum while having sex with her man....I experience it with a southern Kaduna girl in abuja,my dick was like....

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Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by Kingdolo(m): 3:50pm On Jul 25, 2017
No 4 tho!

Av got to take the latex off bruh!
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2017
my belle cheesy oh gawd, this one kill me


number 2 and 3 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by illicit(m): 4:26pm On Jul 25, 2017
sha make sure u drink water after every bout, it works to hydrate, rejuvenate and empower you for more.
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jul 25, 2017
So Someone can Not Bleep in Peace Again!
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by fatymore(f): 4:52pm On Jul 25, 2017
Na sleep sure pass... grin
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by daryoor(m): 4:55pm On Jul 25, 2017
when u leave work on lunch break to fvck. better wear your clothes immediately and return to your duty post.


when u close from work early to fvck and then you need to tell your wife u will be working a little late better pick up the fone after sex and tell madam " iya tokunbo i wont be coming home early my oga need me on ground till 8pm" then you can go back to fvcking the naked destiny destroyer besides you in rest of mind.
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by izmercy(m): 5:09pm On Jul 25, 2017
What if na my paddy room i use nko ? Make i stay naked make him enter come see free show? Nmba !!!

What if my phone rang during the match but l ignored it only to see a msg from my boss later. won't i reply? Abi she don get anoda job for me?

What if I bet and coincidentally when I finished my own bout was when the last game on my ticket was about to kick off, won't I turn the TV on? Oga tell me

What if the bout was so nice that she squirt while riding me, won't I wash myself abi make e dry for there forming river Niger and river benue patterns.

What if the game was like Brazil vs Germany 2014 world Cup semi final, won't I sleep after such huge defeat?

Boss, bottom line is the thing call sex is overrated and believe if you like there's no almighty formula for it.
#shekena
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by eyinjuege: 5:30pm On Jul 25, 2017
Everyone just wants to have a say in the life of others.

Please, if this works for You, fine. It wouldn't work for everyone.
Re: Things You Should Never Do Immediately After Having Sex by chizzy161(f): 5:30pm On Jul 25, 2017
Nice post.

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