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Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by denzel2009: 11:55pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
One day mum cooked and it was a little bit salty, our dear dad came back from work and food is served. He had almost finished the food when he asked us the celebrated question "Did your mum get a salt discount or got the salt very cheap in the market today?" 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Busybody2(f): 1:45am On Mar 16, 2010 |
My Dad relishes and delights in telling anyone that cares to listen how he bought my Mum for N50 naira, and that it was thanks to this dowry that he paid, that her hometown Abeokuta got the main road leading it to civilisation, tarred, that if not for his N50 naira dowry, abeokuta would still be a jungle. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 1:58am On Mar 16, 2010 |
LOL DO I have a lot to tell lol 1. My mom always ask me where I got my "front" size from since she doesnt have much up there. Then she's like "Maybe you got it from your father" tehe 2. Everytime I get mad at her, I keep quiet. Then she pokes at my mouth . . . . telling me that "do you know that you're not pretty when you dont smile?" or "Do you know your mouth gets bigger when you "shu enu jo"" 3 "Toyin, what have you been eating. And you told me you lost weight, see your mouth. Are you sure you're not also eating your roommate's food" STUFF LIKE THAT. And oh yea, she makes jokes about ppl [I think I got that from her ] . . . . She screams at cross-walkers "Wo, if you dont walk fast, I'll run you over. When they see cars coming, thats when they start walking like didirins. Awon ol. . . ." hehehe, this woman is evil, I tell you 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Guchis(f): 11:09am On Mar 16, 2010 |
My mum calls my dad bellistus - he's got pot belly 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Busybody2(f): 11:34am On Mar 16, 2010 |
@fl ALAGOLO Are you sure we ain't got the same Mum, lol Thank God for my Dad though for allowing a bit of his poshness to rub off on me, cos left to my Mum, chei, and because of the words that comes outta her mouth, some people who knows me deeply always wonder if i grew up and was raised in the village by grandmas and ancient people, lol. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Datope(f): 12:57pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Mum, - 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by denzel2009: 1:10pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
Datope: Lol, I remember my dad used to come every other day with those canes masquerades use to flog themselves, he would then plant them in every corner of the house like when they plant bombs in war films. We used to wonder if he wasnt a masquerade then 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 6:38am On Mar 17, 2010 |
Busy_body:LOL abi o. . . . I loff them crazy like that |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 9:53am On Mar 17, 2010 |
Time for family devotion is score settling time for my parents. One day my mother turn to pray? Dear father, thank you for giving me a lovely son, pls Lord help my son to learn to tell his wife things when he gets married and also to give his wife the exact amount she asked for or more, help him to be sensitive enough to know dat if he wants good things he has to release good money in Jesus name, And my dad took over, And so Father, help my daughters to realise that no man is a ash machine and to understand with their husbands when the man says there is no money. Even as i have spent money to pay their fees and given them a sound education, let them realise that their husbands may not be as rich as they think and try to support him more. Now saying amen to any of such prayers is disaster for you as a kid, and beleive me, we heard a lot of such "Prayers" growing up. 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by ayeesha: 11:44am On Mar 17, 2010 |
aisha2: my dear, you can say that again. i usually dread those periods after the morning prayers, especially if i know i will be among the issues to be discussed! my father is the kind of man that whenever he has an issue with you or you do something wrong, he will make sure he tables the matter before the entire family and it is not usually funny o ! infact, by the time he is tru with you, one will prefer to be flogged instead!!! on the other hand, we also use that time to discuss important family matters and that, as i have come to learn over the years has made a very strong bond among us all . Despite the fact that we are all grown and away from home now, we still have those after prayers "discussions" whenever we are all opportuned to be home say, during festive periods and God help you if you`ve been naughty even while away from home!!! |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by tayoast(m): 4:43pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
denzel2009: *giggles* |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 5:36pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
aisha2: |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by netotse(m): 9:35pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
mumsie's a parasitologist. . . one day like this, someone left a CD on the dining table in the house and we were all going about our biz, that's how the woman said 'one of you should come and remove this CD from here before it catches a virus'. . .i cant wait to remind her of it. . .lol 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by blank(f): 3:23am On Mar 18, 2010 |
I have several to tell. 1. My mum always comes up with some funny rules. Once, she said we always bring in dirt into the kitchen from outside (the kitchen was the only part not rugged). She said we should all take off our shoes wheneva we come in from outside or we are about to go out. We all complained but she was adamant. My dad returned from work and then walked as usual with his shoes to his room. As he was about to enter his room, my mum told him of the new rule. He scoffed at it and said he would do no such thing. We were all happy. Next morning, we saw my dad carrying his shoes in his hands about to go out to work. LOL. 2. My dad doesnt like going late to Church, so everyone always tried to get ready on time (except my mum). Once we see him in his trousers ironing his hankie, everyone just goes into hyper drive cos the next 5 mins the guy would yell, 'I am off and anyone not ready will walk to Church' and he means it. My mum usually drives herself to Church or goes for the 3rd service. 3. I tried to teach my dad slangs. Thought him, 'fashi' as in forget it but he would always say 'fasi'. Weneva anyone heard dat, they believed i was teaching him Ibadan dialect cos i schooled there. It was so embarrassing. 4. We were all trying to practice speaking queen's english at home. We decided to have a book where we recorded anyone's grammatical errors. My dad was always an unabashed culprit and couldnt care less but my mum's name never entered the book cos she used to be an English teacher. One day, she made an error and we gleefully wrote her "arrow" in the book. That was the last we saw of the book. I keep wondering where the book is right now. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 7:59am On Mar 18, 2010 |
blank:LOL, i really wonder what goes on in the night, If my mom refuses to let you do something and you tell dad, he will agree oh before he goes to bed, he will wake up in the morning and start singing my moms song. The story will change in the morning. Till today i still wonder where that kind of power comes from. You will never see that book again, its in some rumble of ashes trust me |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Mhismole(f): 10:23am On Mar 18, 2010 |
LMAO!! Iv practically died on this thread, its some serious jokes esp the "Good morning Africa" cup post, thats totally my mum mehn, and the dad looking under the bed to find his car, *wiping tears from my eyes* |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by denzel2009: 1:35pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
chaircover: Thats our mum there. I always look out for made in china whenever she covered her face with that gigantic bowl. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by InesQor(m): 2:48pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Interesting responses, everyone. Keep em coming, please! nostalgia and rue |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by ayeesha: 4:25pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
Give my dad hot water for tea in a teacup instead of his very BIG mug and he`ll simply ask you if you are mising the water he sunk a borehole for. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by netotse(m): 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
ayeesha:lmao |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by denzel2009: 4:48pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
I knew someone in Ibadan then that could use a teabag like 5 times. After each use, he hangs the teabag on a nail behind his kitchen door. 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Mhismole(f): 6:24pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
denzel2009:LMAO!! @ poster, once my parents and i stopped at Biggs after church. Mumsi is a slow eater so i and my dad were done before she was. We decided not to wait for her cos she'd take forever. The next thing this woman did shocked us to the marrow. She took the little nylon bag for the meatpie, turned it inside out and poured her remainin fanta inside. After tucking it into her really classy bag(imagine), she looked at us and was like, "What? i owe u??" I swear the things that woman does, 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by blank(f): 7:25pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
[/quote]@ poster, once my parents and i stopped at Biggs after church. Mumsi is a slow eater so i and my dad were done before she was. We decided not to wait for her cos she'd take forever. The next thing this woman did shocked us to the marrow. She took the little nylon bag for the meatpie, turned it inside out and poured her remainin fanta inside. After tucking it into her really classy bag(imagine), she looked at us and was like, "What? i owe u??" That is the funniest thing i av eva heard. LWKMD! |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by hackney(m): 8:58pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
We had this thermometer on top of the tele and Dad said that one day the thread will drop below zero and it would snow. (in Imo state!!) I and my sister will sneakily go and shake this thermometer like mad, turn it upside to no avail. After we realised that he told us that so that we can stay indoors watching the thermometer instead of wandering out of the compound. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Mhismole(f): 11:47pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
hackney: Looool, thats really creative. How did he even think of it? lolz blank: Lol, thanks |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by InesQor(m): 11:53pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
@hackney: That was Brilliant of your Dad! Our neighbours' dad never liked them watching TV so when he comes back from work, he'd touch the back of the TV to see how hot it was. As a consequence, the brilliant kids would watch TV for some minutes, then let the TV cool off a bit, resume watching, etc cos their Dad could come back at any time! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by tayoast(m): 11:55pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
^^ |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by mukina2: 12:20am On Mar 20, 2010 |
Meehn una don kill me for this thread sorry guys just had to add this My neighbour's wife and him were having this argument, he said, your child came back by 11:30, the woman said no, she came half past 11 she didnt even realise what she was arguing for, and she was getting angry lol, insisting on the half past 11 . That night we laff sotay 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by tayoast(m): 11:44pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
There was ds day mumC suggested dat he buys Jeep. PopC screamed, OLE!! u beta go and look 4 gun, one 4 urself and one 4 me, so that 'll go and rob a bank 2geda. Jeep ko, Geep ni. . . |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by peacettw: 9:31pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
It baffles me that this topic is yet to make the front page. The moderators should please look into this. |
Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by nairafan: 11:29pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
thank you all, this topic is so fun. |
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