ifyalways:


@Topic,Ibe ama onye ukwu
[color=#990000]a prophet is not recognized at his hometown

Onye amuma anghi abu eze na ala nke aka ya

@ify o di m ka o nwere ihe mere recently na ndu gi ekele diri chineke ama kwam na mmuo mu n'agbaram ezi ama
ole ihe ahu isi na iga akoro m korom ka obi di m nma nti mu ma agba kitikiti inu ya I wish you the best in life

oSUGBO DI N'ALA OOO.KE MESIA.

I could not stop laughing at this one. Saw it in the thread. Chineeke!!!

Ejiro amu eyi ashawo egwu

translated: you cannot intimidate a prostitute with a d@$k

@ify nno oh. wetin be okpowo?

@post

Nwayo nwayo ka eji aracha ofe di oku

Take things one at a time

rubi:

Onye amuma anghi abu eze na ala nke aka ya

@ify o di m ka o nwere ihe mere recently na ndu gi ekele diri chineke ama kwam na mmuo mu n'agbaram ezi ama
ole ihe ahu isi na iga akoro m korom ka obi di m nma nti mu ma agba kitikiti inu ya I wish you the best in life

Rubi i bu onye amuma
lol,nti akona gi oko,m ga agwa gi,a nom acho mgbe ohere kaa daputara mu na gi.N'ezie,Chukwu has been nma nma to mu.O merelam ihe oma di 3 much na izu a.sorom kele ya
@Ibexy,o dikwara gi egwu,o bu nani nke ahu ka i huru?lol
@robby,i maghi ihe bu okpowo? e chekwam na i bu onye bende?okpowo bu ego. i mere olia?i pusara?
@Topic,ebe onye bi ka o na awachi
you take care of where you are living at
ole kasiff,Mortiple,Youngies,Echelon a, nwakaibe ?ilu na achokwa iko na threadia

kpom kpom kpom
anya m na ukwum batara ebe a oooooooooooooo
Ya gazie !

Ifeoma melu Ifeoma 
Goodthing happened to Goodthing

Congrats!

Ochu nwa okuku nwe ada, nwa okuku nwe mwomwo oso
Literal: It's the chicken pursuer's fate to fall down, the chicken's fate to continue running
Meaning:Your adversaries will not succeed in doing you any harm, they may try but they will not succeed.

Ime a kwu oto tuta na-apu ara
Literal:A pregnancy conceived while standing begets madness
Meaning:Poorly planned arrangements always end up in chaos and regret.

E gbue maka iwe, e nie maka isi
Literal:If we kill because we are angry, we'll bury because of stench
Meaning:Forgiveness is the best form of revenge.

@ ify
obughi okpo[b]w[/b]o. anyi na asi okpo[b]gh[/b]o

abu'm onye ozuitem na Bende L.G.A,

Nwata nodu ana ebe ndi toroya kwu oto,nney a akpoghi ya nna ya apkoya

IF A CHILD SITS AND HIS ELDERS STAND,IF HIS MOTHER DOESN'T CALL HIM ,HIS FATHER WILL CALL HIM.


Onye wetara isi ya ka eji tiwa aku-bekee agaghi enwe onu ita ya

HE WHO VOLUNTEERS HIS HEAD FOR THE BREAKING OF THE COCONUT WILL HAVE NO APPETITE TO EAT IT


Otuobula osoro ukwu nwanyi ya bue, obu nwoke ga ari ya elu

NO MATTER HOW LARGE A WOMANS WAIST IS, IT IS A MAN THAT WILL CLIMB IT

@Robby. . .e merem mistake na ide ya.i really meant okpogho.dalu ! a bum one Arogod.uzo ulo
@Amigo,ndeewo.more ilus biko.Nna gi muru gi,i jighi ujo bia !
@Echelon,a likerim ilu gi ndia.u always come back fresh and ndu ndu .
@mmadu nile,Ya gazie !
Mmiri mara ugo a sago ugo ahu

@unu niile
This is what nnem told me not to long ago when I was really frustrated in learning the Igbo language. Cause I know words now, but the trouble is putting them into reasonable sentences. Anyways this is what she told me,

"Iyi mba na-aso ka okwu ha"
(The rivers of a people flow at the
same rate as their language.)

Quite thought provoking…

hmmmn
Ilu nke a dikwa omimi

lol
Umu igbo happy independa !
anyi ga ebido riwe ji Anam hapu ji awusa
Abakaliki rice kama karia dangote
garri Ohaji di nma na onu karia garri ijebu
all forms of dependence na ndi mba ozo must kwusiriririrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri
Chukwu Gozie ndi igbo nile nye anyi oke ruru anyi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qebNnphiI&feature=related

Igbo ga adi oooooooooooooo

Ogbu opi n'ezi imi
He who works must chop

Rubi kedu?
@Topic,ihe soro chi jie/uhuru ji gba,nwanne di ma onwe ha.
no matter how dark the night might be,in-laws still recognize themselves
Mortiple,Kashiff,Youngies,Nwakaibe,Echelon, unu alulu nwanyi independa?
ole ebe unu no?

Ify na rubi daalu nu. Onye asi jide ka o ji na-eme ife oma ma onye asi ya rapu ka o ji na-eme ife ojoo. Jidekwa nu ka unu ji!

N'eziokwu, treedi a aburuwo nnoo ulo m nke abuo, ebe m na-ezu ike ma m gwuchaa osimmiri ukwu na nke nta di na rivas steeti a. Amaghi m ihe treedi a aka abu ma o buru na unu a noghi ya. We thank you two.

Ilu Igbo juru m onu ma ntughari ekweghi m ugbu a.

echelon:

Ify na rubi daalu nu. Onye asi jide ka o ji na-eme ife oma ma onye asi ya rapu ka o ji na-eme ife ojoo. Jidekwa nu ka unu ji!

N'eziokwu, treedi a aburuwo nnoo ulo m nke abuo, ebe m na-ezu ike ma m gwuchaa osimmiri ukwu na nke nta di na rivas steeti a. Amaghi m ihe treedi a aka abu ma o buru na unu a noghi ya. We thank you two.

Ilu Igbo juru m onu ma ntughari ekweghi m ugbu a.

echelon Daalu kwa ina aga rig? lezie kwa anya maka miri biko ebi turu m n'ph
Aka aja aja n' ebute onu mmanu mmanu

Onye ube ruru ya ra cha
If good thing happens to you enjoy it

Ify kedu? biko joliwa ooo!!!!! O bughi gi mere onwe gi eze ogba katara aka si ma obughi gi

Anaghi azo eze azo ana amu eze amu
People don't struggle for kingship they earn it

lol
Rubi na Echelon
o nwere akuko m ga akoro unu.for fun biko,onye e wela iwe dokwa
Gee nti :
O nwere otu nwoke onye igbo gara m lere anya na Jerusalem.o rute na mmiri Capernum,ebe ahu Jisos gara ije n'elu mmiri so o nwere ndi okwo ugbo boat no ebe ahu.nwoke onye igbo ahu choro iba nu ugbo ahu ka o were leta mmiri ahu ofuma,lekwa ihe gaziri nu :
Onye igbo ; a chorom iba ugbo
Okwo ugbo; to and fro 500 $
Onye igbo: cheei maka gini?no wonder onye nwe anyi jiri ga ije n'elu mmiri a.
lol,ndi igbo di 3 mush
Onye ube ruru ya racha biko

@Topic,ukwu jie agu,mgbada a biara ya ugwo.
If the Lion is lame or nursing a leg wound,even erhm ha,i cant go further oooo
Bikonu umu nne m gini bu "mgbada"?

lol, ify, ibukwa onye igbo . . . . .

mgbada=antelope

ify here is ur bill . . . $45.00

lol
Tosh dalu.cheei so mgbada bu antelope a nam ata antelope pieces
Dont worry,i wud pay your bills with felimbombo tonite,just do tonite on me.
antelopeeeeeeee

ifyalways:

,just do tonight on me.

heeeeey

ala mbano eeeee
ify, mu na gi nwe abali taa

ebe m nwere ukwu belgium,
nganga g'egbum egbu

ka m ga zuta condom

LOL
Tosh i kpodela catechism isi na ala agu.ole ebe i huru mu na gi owu?
haa,lekwam biko ,a nom be di,a chuputakwalam n'ihi na you are not worth it.
kagbuo ihe ahu i dere biko

ify cooluo down. o gini di sef
ugbu a m chargi-chara ka i na abia i koro rubbish.
biko bia k'anyi lakpuo na chi egiwela.
mee osiso b4 fake abata ebe a

Ha Tosh, O na-achakwa gi red! Okwa ire oma ka ejula ji aga n'ogwu,

rotflmao
gwa Tosh biko o ji ya na njo
Igbo nma nma nu

lol. . .
nwatakiri a unu na akpo tosh eh. . .

o churchi

Darfur,ike Tosh a gwula anyi nile
@Topic,mmadu gwaram nkea ugbu a,Mmadu a naghi agbanari Otele ya na oso.
you can't run faster than your ass
O dikwa egwu mana o bu eziokwu

Agbisi gbaa otele otele amuru ako
If black ant bits ass ass learns quickly
One learns only through one experince