nopuqeater:

@Chakula: Leave Tonye-T, alone. His case is already been decided by his Creator. Some people are Abilahab (Lanatullah). We have them all around us, in the world today. jahannam is waiting for their body and soul.

Subhannallah. Keferi, a person who does not know that when he makes number 1 and 2 in the toilet, he must wash up properly, is now calling this man my late father in lae. Ile nje eniyon.

nopuqeater:

@Chakula: Leave Tonye-T, alone. His case is already been decided by his Creator. Some people are Abilahab (Lanatullah). We have them all around us, in the world today. jahannam is waiting for their body and soul.


The reason I respond is that I do not want to give them an unfettered platform. Perchance, a person who is weak in belief or whose heart is inclining to belief may read his silliness and since no one opposes him, they may think it is the truth.

I remember a story of a good muslim family who after the head of the family passed, and the harsh behavior of their older brother, some of the youth left islam saying if muslims behave like this our older brother, we dont want to be muslims!

But they forgot their father (ra), who showered them with tremendous love during his lifetime. They went to the best schools, chauffeur driven, flew first class. All of that they forgot after his death. Some of the daughters married christian men; a whole daughter of balogun adini. Subhannallah. Keferi, a person who does not know that when he makes number 1 and 2 in the toilet, he must wash up properly, is now calling this man my late father in lae. Ile nje eniyon.

4.516: Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

What is shaitan doing in people's nose alnight for god's sake?. . .could he be having a vigil or taking out some time to rest from his previous day job of touching bodies of newly born babies?. . .Reearchers believed Baba Mo was a very hairy man who would not shave his beards and nasal hair and thus occasionally had boils in his nose. . .of all things in the world he felt it was the devil who slept there and as such he penned it into his teachings. . ."Satan sleeps in people nose". OMG , another boggie man's stunt.!

nopuqeater:

Ode Tonye-T: what do you think I have been doing? Your human god who did abominable things with Shaitan, you cant complain. You complain about human prophet after him, who warned mankind to be aware of Shaitan. Why? The prophet (AS) busted your lies about the Old Comforter, and you didnt like that.

Didnt, I tell you to speak your language? Are you ashamed of it?


Let me amuse Tonye-T and his people for a moment, about Superstition. Do muslim believe in any? No. We Muslims are people are enjoined by our Creator to "hear and obey" Him and His Messenger (AS to the Messenger; a means of mercy and forgiveness (Surah Taubah, second to the last verse)). So whatever the Messenger gives, Allah says take. Whatever he forbids, Allah says avoid.

If what Prophet Muhammad said is Superstition, then what shall we say of the sayings of the Biblical human god? Think about it.


The Christians indulge in superstitions to the extend that you cant open an umbrella inside the house. The man who repairs it in his shop, I ask where does it do it; inside or outside? Doesnt he open it up to be sure that it works?

The christians cross their fingers: What benefit is this?

The christians knock on wood: What is the good in it?

I can list it till the cow comes home and there wil still be something to list. Its purely a set of old wife's tales.

FROM IBN ISHAQ'S "SIRAT RASULALLAH", translated as, "THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD" by A. Guillaume, page 243.

"I have heard that it was of him that the apostle said, "Whoever wants to see Satan let him take a look at Nabtal b. al-Harith!"  (Nabtal b. al-Harith He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, inflamed eyes, and dark ruddy cheeks).  He used to come and talk to the Allah's apostle and listen to him and then carry what he had said to the hypocrites.  It was he who said:  "Muhammad is all a liar:  if anyone tells him anything he believes it."  God sent down concerning him:  "And of them are those who annoy the prophet and say he is all a liar, Say:  Good ears for you.  He believes in God and trusts the believers and is a mercy for those of you who believe; and those who annoy the apostle of God for them there is a painful punishment."  (Sura 9:61)

Muhammad knew many people who were against him, some of them were tough and proven warriors. . .and the only way to repay was to pick out a peculiar looking black man and said that Satan looked like him!   Satan looks like a black man!  

Certainly there were unusual looking Arab men in the area, but Muhammad picked out a black man as the image of Satan. . .and yet the northeners are about the darkest in complexion in this part of the world. . .Baba Mo' must have really hated the Nigerian Moslems if he were to be alive.  permit me to call nopuqeater and his black muslim brothers . . .Shaitan!  i didnt say so! Muhammad did! 

And calling this one a Satan. Now tell me isnt this Prophet a false!?

chakula:

Toney-T,

Take a look of this picture i will brief you and your cohorts the stand of the man  how long he ruled as a king to his nation and the situation inwhich he find himself later.

OZYMANDIAS

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

nopuqeater:

@JCross19: « #71 on: Today at 04:32:05 PM » (From people like you I know it will come to the below).


{quote]Quote from: nopuqeater on Today at 04:10:00 PM
Ode Tonye-T: what do you think I have been doing? Your human god who did abominable things with Shaitan, you cant complain. You complain about human prophet after him, who warned mankind to be aware of Shaitan. Why? The prophet (AS) busted your lies about the Old Comforter, and you didnt like that.

Didnt, I tell you to speak your language? Are you ashamed of it?


Let me amuse Tonye-T and his people for a moment, about Superstition. Do muslim believe in any? No. We Muslims are people are enjoined by our Creator to "hear and obey" Him and His Messenger (AS to the Messenger; a means of mercy and forgiveness (Surah Taubah, second to the last verse)). So whatever the Messenger gives, Allah says take. Whatever he forbids, Allah says avoid.

If what Prophet Muhammad said is Superstition, then what shall we say of the sayings of the Biblical human god? Think about it.

The Christians indulge in superstitions to the extend that you cant open an umbrella inside the house. The man who repairs it in his shop, I ask where does it do it; inside or outside? Doesnt he open it up to be sure that it works?

The christians cross their fingers: What benefit is this?

The christians knock on wood: What is the good in it?

I can list it till the cow comes home and there wil still be something to list. Its purely a set of old wife's tales.
[b]Your I.Q.=infant I.Q. why b,cos all these posts on the thread talk about AN hillarious superstitions not even hundred b,cos i can count more than three hundreds of superstitions on islamics beleive . ask the muslims why are they not training dog at home ,[/b]Why not? Omo de y o mo nkon rere lara obinrin.


Nose get dirty. There is a pot that they pour water in to drain the nose. Ask Dr. Aletheia. I hope he knows it. Ansk him why.


If you are lefty, okay. If you have one hand, okay. If you are righty, and you clean your butts and your front with left hand, you use it to eat Amala? Ode. O je maa ro ori ko to soro. Even if you wash your left hand since you are right, is there any better usage the right hand is than eating with it, what goes into you mouth?


Maa rerin e lo. Ojo nua de ni tie. Tell me, why do you cross your finger? I gave good answer on mine. Now answer yours?


Some day, I will return to the post and whatever your question is, InshaAllah, I will answer it, if you can point it out to me.


I dint accuse Isa bin Maryam. I accuse you in about way, letting you know that you made up a god out of an innocent man. He is not part of your making him what you make him. He is not a God, so you worship Shaitan which you borrow the name Jesus son of Mary on. Your case, oh JCross19 is very similar to the catholics who you accused of worshiping Mary. Does she permits them? No. This is the same condition with your thinking. Ko le yee e.

Now those Pixes just made me realise Shaitan also takes in some shekpe too!

Now lets continue today with the Baba Mo's superstitions about his Islamic Shaitan . . .

9.124:  Narrated Abu Qatada:

The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad dream is from Satan. So whoever has seen (in a dream) something he dislike, then he should spit without saliva, thrice on his left and seek refuge with Allah from Satan, for it will not harm him, and Satan cannot appear in my shape."

Muhammad (S) said, , If you have a dream that you dislike, then it is from Shaitan. You should seek refuge with Allah from its evil, and you SHOULD NOT MENTION IT TO ANYBODY, then it will not harm you." And it someone sees a dream he dislikes he should spit it, and that without saliva?

Yet it was revealed that Muhammad once had a bad dream about been killed in Meccah and out of fear and despair he told it to Khadijat. And when queried by his followers, here is what he said . . .I fear for my death after here. What a bunch of controversy from the prophet Mo' himself. . .the prophets must have expelled some bucket of spits and yet did not see Shaitan run away from taking his life. And at the end, the prophet himself broke his own scripture that says "do not tell a bad dream to anyone, but spit it out thrice and it will not harm you"

Baba Mo' fear! fear! i no fit shout! 

Tonye-t:

Now those Pixes just made me realise Shaitan also takes in some shekpe too!

Now lets continue today with the Baba Mo's superstitions about his Islamic Shaitan . . .

Now this is the mother of all controversies

Here is what Mo' said about Bad dreams in (Sahih Al-Bukhari Haddith)

Yet it was revealed that Muhammad once had a bad dream about been killed in Meccah and out of fear and despair he told it to Khadijat. And when queried by his followers, here is what he said . . .I fear for my death after here. What a bunch of controversy from the prophet Mo' himself. . .the prophets must have expelled some bucket of spits and yet did not see Shaitan run away from taking his life. And at the end, the prophet himself broke his own scripture that says "do not tell a bad dream to anyone, but spit it out thrice and it will not harm you"

Baba Mo' fear! fear! i no fit shout!

vedaxcool:

Now The words Igmorant and dumb will hardly capture the extent f your foolery, the Hadith you quoted was revealed far after Khadija may ALLAH be pleased with her died, that is the event you are talking about occured before the Hadith you quoted but what ccan one expect from Trained Liar who can not bring himself to tell the truth, Like for instance I replied your first assertions of left and right hand usage and the following was what I wrote:

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Mind you, this were not mere figurative but are real practices by Muslims till date

This Hadith illustrates more of Muhammad's superstitions. I never knew Satan eats and drinks with his left hand?! Does Satan pitch with his left hand? Does he write with his left hand? Is Muhammad saying that lefties are following in the ways of Satan? Would Muhammad consider the great southpaws of baseball to be emmissaries of Satan? According to Muhammad, are ambidextrious people cursed, or part evil, part good, or Huh

Muhammad's foolishness has probably caused people who are naturally left handed a great deal of grief. Imagine having to live in a culture that considers being left handed a taboo or weakness. Grin Grin Grin Grin

Veda: let us ask the "wise" man? the following questions:

1.where did the hadith said one should not write with his left hand?

2.All the following assertion where did you get it from" Is Muhammad saying that lefties are following in the ways of Satan? Would Muhammad consider the great southpaws of baseball to be emmissaries of Satan? According to Muhammad, are ambidextrious people cursed, or part evil, part good, or Huh"

From the above you will come to the conclusion that the truth appears to be an embarrassment to you as the Prophet forbade the use of Left hand with respect to eating alone, but satan made lies seem fair to you, that was why you decided to add foolish questions where they can hardly be asked? If I say the earth is spherical, a person like you would ask the seem less question, does that make an egg a planet.

Now the hadith is a medical miracle as we can obtain the following:

1. Muslim generally use their left hand to attend to their personal hygiene when in toilet, hence using the same left hand even if washed is very disgusting.

2. The hadith makes it imperative on people to not to use their left hand because of the perceive usage of the left hand in different germ implicating activities, further more the hadith teaches that good personal hygiene. which we all can make do of.
Now, common to Nigerians we do not use our left in eating food rather we make do of our right, this Practice I believe is also due to the usage of the left hand in attending to personal matters.

As for you you can feel free to use your left hand to eat pork a filthy animal after using tissue papers to clean up!

Quote from: Tonye-t on October 04, 2010, 12:35 PM
note: Muhammed is referred to as Allah's Apostle

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MY COMMENT

@OPThese are very bizarre statements. I never knew Satan runs, about 36 miles everytime the Adhan is read, and not just only that, he also farts to prevent himself from hearing the Adhan? . And, if he is runs 36 miles a day, he must be a great athlete i bet!

The second Hadith shows Satan stealing food. A reference Hadith says that Abu Huraira caught Satan three times stealing food. Here is the mighty Satan, unable to break out of Abu Huraira's grip! And here is Satan, having to sneak around and steal foodstuffs. Note that after he is caught, Satan tells Abu a mystical way to prevent Abu from being harmed from Satan during the night. Now if Satan was an "absolute liar" (cf. 3.505B and 6.530), why would he tell the truth to Abu? Why not make up another lie and deceive Abu? Isn't that like telling your enemy your military weaknesses? It would have been just as easy for Satan to tell Abu to repeat another verse from the Quran.

:The third Hadith is similar to the second, but here Muhammad grabbed Satan, overpowered him, choked him, and thought about tying him up. Again, here is Satan unable to break out of Muhammad's grip. Too bad Muhammad didn't tie him up, that way, people could have seen Satan for themselves, and would have kept him from antagonizing the entire world!


Veda:The devil is a spiritual creature, I do not know if you have a religion, which will make things in religious circle a joke, but the devils has immense capabilities, if not how is he able to tempt men?

As for satan sneaking and stealing that is not the context it is used, the hadith actually referred to a Jin who was in the habit of stealing from the storage, Jins are of different kinds the good and the bad, we muslims believe that satan and Jins were created from fire, just as man was created from clay and the angels from Light, and the thrid hadith you quoted again plays falsehood to the gallery as it refers to another Jin, which the prophet fought with, but knowing critics of Islam you prefer quoting verbatim without understanding what you were quoting probably from one of those Christian or atheist Extremist pages whefe bedding the truth is as good as doing the God's work and to the atheist defeating religion,Regurgitating lies without any critical analysis of what is actually happening in any case you fail to understand the last two hadith were talking of a Jin. Funny thing you refused to quote the entire hadith, then you would have been sure that the Lies you are dishing out. Inthe words of my lagos friends you have been barbed clean with out you relasing better run to that web page and "collect" your "money". Grin Grin Grin


Quote from: Tonye-t on October 04, 2010, 03:05 PM
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@OP
Hadith scholars believed the guy (Muhammed) simply hated bells and so coined it into his religion. making folks believe Satan has a bell and probably uses it to ring sounds. . .goes to show that muhammed must have been exposed to some hypnotizing classes. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Veda:which hadith scholars? state them if you are truthful.


But one should expect better from you as Lies are the best things you learnt from Paul" If through falsehood God's glory abideth then why call me a sinner" You can tell lies and show the shallowness of your "intelligence" and claim God's glory abideth what else can the mislead do?

Makajeck: for an atheist one would expect you to use your brain which is suppose to be the ultimate guide in your life alass the Atheist in hiding has allowed sayo sayo sayo to lower his "intellect". [size=20pt]As for Jcreep we did not expect any form of intelligence from you as in every thread you go to it appears you are drunk, did your girlfriend dump [/size]you?

4.522:  Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask for Allah's Blessings for their crowing indicates that they have seen an angel. And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with Allah from Satan for their braying indicates that they have seen a Shaitan."

buahahahahaha 

error 1: so Baba Mo' is now telling me Shaitan is not just one person, but many. . .i actually thought he said Jinns (demons) are Shaitan agents and that Shaitan is one person. so what does "a shaitan" mean in the Haddith quoted here?. . . hmmmm so there are many shaitans and many Jinns. . . no wonder Moslems sleep alot during their ablutions, prayers and greetings. (many shaitans to pee in their ears) . . .lol. . .Baba Mo must have had so much shekpe on daily routines.

error 2: Why should only donkeys see Satan? what then happens to the other animals. . .at least those within the donkey class and specie? why couldnt any other Moslem see Satans? 

error 3: At least a little science taught us that human and donkey eyes see the same wavelengths, more or less, so why can't we see them?  Even if the sight wavelengths are different, we should be able to see the Satans using IR or UV detection equipment. 

. . .some Islamic scholars said Baba Mo' often used some sort of ancient arabic telescope to sight satan, while his followers applaud him at the sight. . . .OMG my ribs are aching from laughter. ( i can quote them)

Baba Mo' was really a character!