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Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by auwal87(m): 12:35am On Oct 26, 2010
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 12:50am On Oct 26, 2010
Almuhandis:

cool foolish blood letting jihadists.your stupidity is in 3D.you guys are behaving like the lizard that fell from a hight. So since you guys are jobless, you think we are all as jobless too. No wonder you expect us to be here 24hrs abi lipsrsealed
Which one of you beat his wife today, raise up your hands grin
Guy you need to get a life so been on PC for all day means we are jobless hahaha lets aggree you are not fortunate like us i have some banker's as friend work at the CSU and they always respond to my comments on Facebook, chat on yahoo messenger even some are here and always respond but since you are not fortunate to have access to PC when ever you want so dont use your aggressive on us pls or maybe you work as a Laborer so there wont be any chance for you to have access to PC and i believe you are using MTN cheat proof me wrong
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by thiscounts(m): 4:47pm On Oct 26, 2010
I'm happy about what I have been reading so far from my brothers in Islam.We are not on the thread to insult anyone over what he believes but to enlighten them on what they might have got wrong but here they are spitting insults on holy names.
   
        ''Enu tiwon ba fi bu Muhammad won o pada fi se ash-adu!''

We learn from each other everyday by rubbing minds together but I wonder why some of them have no respect for someone who is older than their  great grand fathers.
Must they insult to able their opinions poor them it is only Islam that teaches how to handle a debate without a recouse to fight.

      Peace be upon you all who have known the right path and those who are ready to search for truth.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 7:58pm On Oct 26, 2010
@thiscounts: « #114 on: October 18, 2010, 03:17 PM »
[Quote]Tonye-t, you have with utmost disrespect to Islam and his teachings demonstrated the high level of insensitiveness on your path to what requires of the society to live in social integration and harmony, satirizing other people’s value and beliefs has never been supported or tolerated by any religions of the world.
Having gone through your post, I realized that Devil would surely be grateful to you being his advocate to refute all the allegations made about him by prophet Muhammad[saw].And may he reward you abundantly with all he has in reserve for his knights. You are a Devil Advocate I see.[/Quote]My dearest brother Thiscounts, Thanks for the dua you made for Tonye-T. If Tonye-T accepts it for himself, may the One Who id the Acceptor of Dua accepts it for him Amin.

@Tonye-T: We in Islam are generous. We give you options to accept or reject dua from us, to God on you, since you have allied with Satan, against Muhammad (AS), the beloved of Jesus son of Mary (AS).

But we know that you wrote, and could not tell us a single reason you felt any of them is superstition. We also understood that jesus of the Bible, your God was carried to the cliff, by Satan. How did he carry him; Physically picking him up like a bridegroom will pick up a bride to cross the threshold, or was it spiritual carrying? Either way, it buttresses the statement of Muhammad (AS) about the trickery of Satan. If you deny that neither case was what happened to jesus, then go to your Bible and argue it, corrupted or not.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 10:53pm On Oct 26, 2010
Jasakum lahu
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 12:06am On Oct 27, 2010
bashy_demy:

Guy you need to get a life so been on PC for all day means we are jobless hahaha lets aggree you are not fortunate like us i have some banker's as friend work at the CSU and they always respond to my comments on Facebook, chat on yahoo messenger even some are here and always respond but since you are not fortunate to have access to PC when ever you want so dont use your aggressive on us pls or maybe you work as a Laborer so there wont be any chance for you to have access to PC and i believe you are using MTN cheat proof me wrong

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Its prove not proof-ode ni yen-whalihi kai wawa ne.Why are most yoruba muslims struggling with the English language? oh i remember-its not your Mama language.
Bank csu job? thats a slave job,laa I cant do such a dull mechanistic job,not at all.And simply put i am not a labourer.Let me give you a clue about the kind of prestigious deadly job I do. As a christian I cant lie to yesua. i do not use MTN cheat(though you are not worthy of me proving anything to you) I use starcomms, am currently on a 3month plan.so dont worry your head-because you didnt know what I meant.
Let me give you an assignment cool I work in a place where the Federal Govt provides Hardware support to our Armed Forces-one among the only functional three in Africa-the other 2 being in Lybia and SA.Now this organisation has a tower of a property in lagos but has her operational and Administrative HQ in a very strategic state in the north. I specialise in converting matter to a form that could alter Inetia ( i hope you know what that means) I also have the authority to request for your head to do my experiments lipsrsealed
What is the name of this Federal Govt Organisation.you have One hour to answer, or forever I will Isolate and lock you down cool If you come to its massive military fortified gates-ask for Almuhandis,you will indeed meet me cool
counting---------------------------------------- lipsrsealed
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 5:32am On Oct 27, 2010
@Almuhandis am sorry am just waking getting ready for prayer as you can see its 5:30am and beside you only give me 1 hours and already in bed then so too late
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 9:28am On Oct 27, 2010
Almuhandis:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Its prove not proof-ode ni yen-whalihi kai wawa ne.Why are most yoruba muslims struggling with the English language? oh i remember-its not your Mama language.
Bank csu job? thats a slave job,laa I cant do such a dull mechanistic job,not at all.And simply put i am not a labourer.Let me give you a clue about the kind of prestigious deadly job I do. As a christian I cant lie to yesua. i do not use MTN cheat(though you are not worthy of me proving anything to you) I use starcomms, am currently on a 3month plan.so dont worry your head-because you didnt know what I meant.
Let me give you an assignment cool I work in a place where the Federal Govt provides Hardware support to our Armed Forces-one among the only functional three in Africa-the other 2 being in Lybia and SA.Now this organisation has a tower of a property in lagos but has her operational and Administrative HQ in a very strategic state in the north. I specialise in converting matter to a form that could alter Inetia ( i hope you know what that means) I also have the authority to request for your head to do my experiments lipsrsealed
What is the name of this Federal Govt Organisation.you have One hour to answer, or forever I will Isolate and lock you down cool If you come to its massive military fortified gates-ask for Almuhandis,you will indeed meet me cool
counting---------------------------------------- lipsrsealed

Aljanu you are too dumb to work in a high tech Govt Facility so quit the bull S***, I cannot believe the Feds are so daft to employ someone of your intellectual caliber.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 9:46am On Oct 27, 2010
;d ;d ;d :d :d :d :d smiley smiley smiley
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 11:13am On Oct 27, 2010
vedaxcool:

Aljanu you are too dumb to work in a high tech Govt Facility so quit the bull S***, I cannot believe the Feds are so daft to employ someone of your intellectual caliber.
Simple take up the task for Bash come up north as the crow flies from Abuja-the facility is well known in the country-like I said ask for the engineer cool
I will pay your return ticket.
cool hey are you sure I am dump are you really sure! perhaps you need to check all my posts in the religion section-i will beat you on the QURAN any day but not on the hadith grin
Where you not the guy I had Isolated at one time,due to your 3dimensional stupidity and your lack of Iqra of your Holy book.you must be the daft one to think that with the info I provided the FED is still daft grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 11:22am On Oct 27, 2010
bashy_demy:

@Almuhandis am sorry am just waking getting ready for prayer as you can see its 5:30am and beside you only give me 1 hours and already in bed then so too late
Ok you now understood What I said -that you dont expect one to be on the net 24hrs-i thought by your reponse you dont sleep tongue
Any how you fail the the questionI win grin you loose
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 12:13pm On Oct 27, 2010
Almuhandis:

Simple take up the task for Bash come up north as the crow flies from Abuja-the facility is well known in the country-like I said ask for the engineer cool
I will pay your return ticket.
cool hey are you sure I am dump are you really sure! perhaps you need to check all my posts in the religion section-i will beat you on the QURAN any day but not on the hadith grin
Where you not the guy I had Isolated at one time,due to your 3dimensional stupidity and your lack of[b] Iqra[/b](Read!) of your Holy book.you must be the daft one to think that with the info I provided the FED is still daft grin

Really, grease m*****, look at the dumb creep, as Iqra means read yet you say I lack Iqra of The Holy Qur'an meaning " I lack the read of the Holy Qur'an" does that make sense to you, this just go to show how dumb you are but trust Aljanu, he can barely afford telling the truth talk less of paying for a plane ticket.

I don't need to check your log -in and out post on NL as they mostly Junk that qualifies the kind of person you are.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 12:56pm On Oct 27, 2010
OMgooosh where has Tonye been all this while?. . . what a full house filled with 'em sons of the hilarious prophet Mo  grin grin grin. . .I'll take you all thread by thread. . . this is getting real interesting  grin grin grin grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 2:02pm On Oct 27, 2010
Almuhandis:

I also have the authority to request for your head to do my experiments lipsrsealed

  how will you want me to trust you so much to fly over when you simply say that word above were you sleeping when you type that? Well pls your response is needed to a Question at this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-534673.64.html
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 11:32pm On Oct 27, 2010
bashy_demy:

  how will you want me to trust you so much to fly over when you simply say that word above were you sleeping when you type that? Well pls your response is needed to a Question at this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-534673.64.html
grin Bros!nI went there as you instructed.
I found nothing interesting there,the two sides are arguing on different platforms.Its like a chinese and a youruba man debating. or a History graduate claiming superior knowledge on nanotubes against a scientist undecided makes no sense.once you cant define the parameters,the goal post keeps being altered.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 12:28am On Oct 28, 2010
@Almuhandis i just realise what Sweetnecta and vedaxcool really meant about you. you always find away to put away some Question put to you i will post the Question here ok. here is the Question again?

Did Jesus forgive Judas and of what sin?
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 2:43am On Oct 28, 2010
@Tonye-T: « #140 on: Yesterday at 12:56:01 PM »
[Quote]OMgooosh where has Tonye been all this while?. . . [/Quote]So while you were away, whatever that place was, we made prayer for you. Now that you are back, please tell us how you know that a single one of those hadith about the way of satan was superstition? Define superstition while at it, so that we would know that you actually know what you are talking about. Somebody said you will know the ways of Stan because you are his disciple. I seconded that opinion.



[Quote]what a full house filled with 'em sons of the hilarious prophet Mo Grin Grin Grin. . .I'll take you all thread by thread. . . this is getting real interesting Grin Grin Grin Grin[/QUote]the bold is typical of you. Assume; make an ass of yourself. My father is full blooded Nigerian. Prophet Muhammad (AS) is not related in the least to Nigerian. And though he was sent tothe whole world, he did not have to travel to every corner of the globe to fulfill this duty. He started by writing letters of invitation to enter Islam to world leaders of his time. Further, he has companions who represented all groups of mankind. Finally, he told his companions at Hajj Akbari's Farewell address: carry this message to those who are not here, today. Immediately, his companions left Makka to every part of the world, so near and very far, preaching Islam, while Muhammad (AS) was still alive. This is unlike what I call the situation of the dead poet, who it was after he left the earth that they had a reawakening to take 3 gods to the whole world, away from the people who will never believer it; the Jews.

Anyway, tell us how any of the Hadith is a superstition. Pick the hadith of your choice.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 2:55am On Oct 28, 2010
@Almuhandis: « #133 on: Yesterday at 12:06:36 AM »
[Quote]Quote from: bashy_demy on October 26, 2010, 12:50 AM
Guy you need to get a life so been on PC for all day means we are jobless hahaha lets aggree you are not fortunate like us i have some banker's as friend work at the CSU and they always respond to my comments on Facebook, chat on yahoo messenger even some are here and always respond but since you are not fortunate to have access to PC when ever you want so dont use your aggressive on us pls or maybe you work as a Laborer so there wont be any chance for you to have access to PC and i believe you are using MTN cheat proof me wrong

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Its prove not proof-ode ni yen-whalihi kai wawa ne.Why are most yoruba muslims struggling with the English language? oh i remember-its not your Mama language.[/QUote]A 7 year old girl is in JSS in Abeokuta. Guess what? She is a muslim. Go read her name on NL thread about the phenom. Ode do.


[Quote]Bank csu job? thats a slave job,laa I cant do such a dull mechanistic job,not at all.And simply put i am not a labourer.Let me give you a clue about the kind of prestigious deadly job I do. As a christian I cant lie to yesua. i do not use MTN cheat(though you are not worthy of me proving anything to you) I use starcomms, am currently on a 3month plan.so dont worry your head-because you didnt know what I meant.
Let me give you an assignment Cool I work in a place where the Federal Govt provides Hardware support to our Armed Forces-one among the only functional three in Africa-the other 2 being in Lybia and SA.Now this organisation has a tower of a property in lagos but has her operational and Administrative HQ in a very strategic state in the north. I specialise in converting matter to a form that could alter Inetia Huh( i hope you know what that means) I also have the authority to request for your head to do my experiments Lips sealed
What is the name of this Federal Govt Organisation.you have One hour to answer, or forever I will Isolate and lock you down Cool If you come to its massive military fortified gates-ask for Almuhandis,you will indeed meet me Cool
counting---------------------------------------- Lips sealed[/Quote]Allah says in the Quran "Dont be unjust to them just because of your dislike of their behavior". If this was not in my play in my heart since you gave us a hint about your place of work, I would have started working to get you fired. I will pull enough string that when you are fired, they will tell you its from a poster from NL. Allah is Merciful to you. Thank Him. You just dont know.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 3:16pm On Oct 28, 2010
coolSHUT UP I AM COMING BACK TO ANSWER YOU,MEAN WHILE GO AHEARD AND PULL THE STRINGS WHO ARE YOU POSING FOR.WHY DONT YOU START BY LOCATING THE PLACE FIRST-IF YOU CAN GO BACK UNLESS WITH ABEG.
MY GENERAL JUST CAME IN TO OUR DIRECTORATE I WILL BE BACK TOPUT YOU TO WHERE YOU BELONG-YOU THIS HOMOSEXUAL lipsrsealed tongue tongue
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 3:56pm On Oct 28, 2010
Almuhandis:

coolSHUT UP I AM COMING BACK TO ANSWER YOU,MEAN WHILE GO AHEARD AND PULL THE STRINGS WHO ARE YOU POSING FOR.WHY DONT YOU START BY LOCATING THE PLACE FIRST-IF YOU CAN GO BACK UNLESS WITH ABEG.
MY GENERAL JUST CAME IN TO OUR DIRECTORATE I WILL BE BACK TOPUT YOU TO WHERE YOU BELONG-YOU THIS HOMOSEXUAL lipsrsealed tongue tongue

where did you hear sweetnectar voice Aljanu,Jobless youth, General of poverty has come to meet this gate man.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 4:03pm On Oct 28, 2010
you know am not homosexual. i am a father of children. as i have said, Allah has put you in a place of mercy. You see those who employed you can easily terminate you. Since you have a boss, and you will never be a boss, you are just as easily fired as any employee.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 4:40pm On Oct 28, 2010
Almuhandis:


cool hey are you sure I am dump are you really sure! perhaps you need to check all my posts in the religion section-i will beat you on the QURAN any day but not on the hadith grin


Ok greese m******* start your challenge, you say you will beat me inthe Qur'an any day, prove it.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 9:32pm On Oct 28, 2010
Sweetnecta:

you know am not homosexual. i am a father of children. as i have said, Allah has put you in a place of mercy. You see those who employed you can easily terminate you. Since you have a boss, and you will never be a boss, you are just as easily fired as any employee.
4D STUPIDITY! YOU MUST BE FROM MARS.IN THE FED GOVT BEING A BOSS IS THE WORSE ATTAINMENT ONE CAN REACH. YOU THINK ITS A PRIVATE SECTOR JOB,MUMU LIKE YOU.IN YOUR ADVANCED STUPIDITY YO WERE DELUDED TO BELIEVE THAT A FATHER CANT BE A HOMOSEXUAL-I PITY YOUR REASONING,NO WONDER YOU RUSH TO COVER UP BY SAYING THAT YOU ARE A FATHER-YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YHE MOTHER OF THOSE CHILDREN.
WELL ARE YOU SURE I AM A GATEMAN WOULD YOU PULL YOUR SO CALLED STRINGS TO FIRE A GATEMAN? NOW I SEE HOW CONNECTED YOU ARE-FIRING GATEMEN grin
IN MY RELIGION HAVING THOUGHT OF AN EVIL IS AS GOOD AS HAVING DONE IT-AS A MAN THINKS IN HIS HEART SO HE IS.
I DONT TALK TO HOMOSEXUALS!
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 9:43pm On Oct 28, 2010
vedaxcool:

Ok greese m******* start your challenge, you say you will beat me inthe Qur'an any day, prove it.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-445327.800.html
YOU ARE NOT UP TO ONE TENTH OF NOPUQUEATER-I DRILLED HIM IN THE ABOVE THREAD.YOU CAN START FROM THERE.
HEY shocked WAIT A MINUTE WERE YOU NOT THE GUY I ONCE CALLED A KAFIR AND BLACKLISTED YOU. MY FRIEND,YOU BETTER WAKE UP!
I DONT MOVE IN CIRCLES. FORGET ABOUT ME,IF ITS WITH YOU ,THEN I DONT WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU-YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY TIME. grin YOU DON WIN-CLAP FOR YOURSELF
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 10:13pm On Oct 28, 2010
elede thinks he wins. There is an old yoruba song, which really really is similar that swine with gold teeth will use it to pick the dirt.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 10:58pm On Oct 28, 2010
@Almuhandis you see what i mean when i say you always find a way of putting Questions Away you are ignoring my Question's huh am asking Question concerning your religion i mean the religion you proof you believe in wish i have doubt about you have just been brainwashed, oh, let me guess you only accept that religion cos of that your job? OMG so you loose your dignity in order to secure a that job? i bite my finger for you but pls Anwer my Question Above .
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 10:12am On Oct 29, 2010
Almuhandis:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-445327.800.html
YOU ARE NOT UP TO ONE TENTH OF NOPUQUEATER-I DRILLED HIM IN THE ABOVE THREAD.YOU CAN START FROM THERE.
HEY shocked WAIT A MINUTE WERE YOU NOT THE GUY I ONCE CALLED A KAFIR AND BLACKLISTED YOU. MY FRIEND,YOU BETTER WAKE UP!
I DONT MOVE IN CIRCLES. FORGET ABOUT ME,IF ITS WITH YOU ,THEN I DONT WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU-YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY TIME. grin YOU DON WIN-CLAP FOR YOURSELF

Munafiqun! You only exposed what I have been saying,
YOU ARE THE COW IN COWARD
THE TIM IN TIMID
THE AIR IN FEAR
AND THE F-O-O-L IN FOO*LISHNESS

I am very satisfied that you certified youself as a well kown COWARD whose cowardice is evident from ur writin, Mr. Aljanu-the cleaner and gateman at nitel, it is a pity you have such a low self esteem. Kafir with Munafiq = Kafir/munafiq, almumudum you remind me of BABOON IN THE cartoon "I am weasel" so dumb but keeps on trying to be wise, keep it up maybe ALLAH may take pity on dul*l brain and enriched it with wisdom. Do have a pleasant day. grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 8:01pm On Oct 29, 2010
@vedaxcool you right since no response you right
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Nobody: 9:58pm On Oct 29, 2010
Hello Tonye-t,

Pls I need ur help!

This might sound stupid,

As I should ask a moderator this question.

How can I open or start a thread?!
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 10:28pm On Oct 29, 2010
@cultey all you need is go to the section you want to start the thread on and click on new topic at the top there you go,
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 11:36pm On Oct 29, 2010
@Almuhandis; « #151 on: Yesterday at 09:32:39 PM »
[Quote]pQuote from: Sweetnecta on Yesterday at 04:03:23 PM
you know am not homosexual. i am a father of children. as i have said, Allah has put you in a place of mercy. You see those who employed you can easily terminate you. Since you have a boss, and you will never be a boss, you are just as easily fired as any employee.
4D STUPIDITY! YOU MUST BE FROM MARS.IN THE FED GOVT BEING A BOSS IS THE WORSE ATTAINMENT ONE CAN REACH. YOU THINK ITS A PRIVATE SECTOR JOB,MUMU LIKE YOU.[/Quote]Maybe Shaitan will excite you enough, as it did excite Fir'awn and he perished in the sea, just by the stick in the hand of Seyiddina Musa (AS).Never forget that you are the mushrik here. The President of every country is the Chairman of that Nation (Incorporated). Here in America, President Obama is Chairman of the board of USA Incorporated. In Nigeria, it must be President GEJ. Hopefully, your arrogance will make you slip and I will nail you to your own cross, and no one will help you down, dead or in a coma! There was a yoruba song that goes like this "Obo (monkey) ni o para e, odale ore, ore, obo (monkey) ni o para e. You might just play the part.



[Quote]IN YOUR ADVANCED STUPIDITY YO WERE DELUDED TO BELIEVE THAT A FATHER CANT BE A HOMOSEXUAL-I PITY YOUR REASONING,[/Quote]I dont know that Yoruba fathers are now homosexuals? Well when you find a Yoruba father who is a muslim and turns away from a possible 4 wives for a man, let me know. Maybe you know some, already. I am sure you will reveal yourself, sooner than we all think.



[QUote]NO WONDER YOU RUSH TO COVER UP BY SAYING THAT YOU ARE A FATHER-[/Quote]Reality is now covering up. What kind of world do you live in?



[Quote]YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YHE MOTHER OF THOSE CHILDREN.[/Quote]And if the children get you, your head wil be fractured with baseball bats. Ask those who live in the USA. The americans beat the daylight out of people who insult their parents. You may well be measuring up for your black suit and tie with white shirt for your journey to Jahannam. You are already shaking like leaves of a tree in a stormy weather.



[Quote]WELL ARE YOU SURE I AM A GATEMAN WOULD YOU PULL YOUR SO CALLED STRINGS TO FIRE A GATEMAN? NOW I SEE HOW CONNECTED YOU ARE-FIRING GATEMEN Grin
IN MY RELIGION HAVING THOUGHT OF AN EVIL IS AS GOOD AS HAVING DONE IT-AS A MAN THINKS IN HIS HEART SO HE IS.
I DONT TALK TO HOMOSEXUALS![/Quote]?Your talking too much is a breach of security and you may be a danger to Nigeria. It is people like you the enemies will capture, and will divulge all the secrets of his nation before even the threat of torture. I will let you continue to talk and release the information that will get you nailed hard. Continue to run your mouth.

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