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Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Almuhandis: 1:09am On Oct 30, 2010
Sweetnecta:

@Almuhandis; « #151 on: Yesterday at 09:32:39 PM »Maybe Shaitan will excite you enough, as it did excite Fir'awn and he perished in the sea, just by the stick in the hand of Seyiddina Musa (AS).Never forget that you are the mushrik here. The President of every country is the Chairman of that Nation (Incorporated). Here in America, President Obama is Chairman of the board of USA Incorporated. In Nigeria, it must be President GEJ. Hopefully, your arrogance will make you slip and I will nail you to your own cross, and no one will help you down, dead or in a coma! There was a yoruba song that goes like this "Obo (monkey) ni o para e, odale ore, ore, obo (monkey) ni o para e. You might just play the part.


I dont know that Yoruba fathers are now homosexuals? Well when you find a Yoruba father who is a muslim and turns away from a possible 4 wives for a man, let me know. Maybe you know some, already. I am sure you will reveal yourself, sooner than we all think.


Reality is now covering up. What kind of world do you live in?


And if the children get you, your head wil be fractured with baseball bats. Ask those who live in the USA. The americans beat the daylight out of people who insult their parents. You may well be measuring up for your black suit and tie with white shirt for your journey to Jahannam. You are already shaking like leaves of a tree in a stormy weather.


?Your talking too much is a breach of security and you may be a danger to Nigeria. It is people like you the enemies will capture, and will divulge all the secrets of his nation before even the threat of torture. I will let you continue to talk and release the information that will get you nailed hard. Continue to run your mouth.
grin ode! this is diversionary! use what you say i have divulge to either fire me or come and get me if you dont as you threaten you remain a pig and a dog and a toilet. until you do either above you cease to exist on this forum. Waiting---------------------------------------
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by bashydemy(m): 1:39am On Oct 30, 2010
@Almuhandis i now Believe you inherity those insult from your great grand father to your grandfather and to your father i hope you wont pass this your kids too
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 2:04pm On Oct 30, 2010
I'm waiting to read from Tonye-T since he said he will take all muslims. I am hoping he will pick up a hadith and tell us about the hadith. How he determines that it is superstition, considering that everyone believes that is Satan. Maybe Tonye-T knows his singular abode and satan will not live anywhere else apart from this? And the things listed that satan does are not done by Satan?

Can Tonye-T disproof himself by disproving the Messenger (AS) with hard evidence?
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Oct 30, 2010
bashy_demy:

@cultey all you need is go to the section you want to start the thread on and click on new topic at the top there you go,

Tanx! wink
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 8:02pm On Oct 30, 2010
i am asking Tonye-T to proof himself by disproving the prophet of Allah (AS) with any of the hadith he posted.

Where is the specific and permanent home of Satan?

What are the things that messenger (AS) said that Satan does that Tonye-T have proof that it is not so.

Please present your evidence.

And since Satan carried Jesus, the god and son of god to the edge of the cliff, and talk to him to jump off it, if he is sure of his position with God, how did he carry him?

Physically like a man carries a woman, sweeping him of his feet? Or did talk to his mind, controlling him as a puppet master effortlessly controls his puppet? Is there a possible other way? Tonye-T needs to tell us, so that we can now use it to measure the strength of deceit of satan, justifying Muhammad (AS) for his proper caution of the muslims or to agree with Tonye-T that satan was over hyped by the messenger (AS).

Here we have satan playing on the christian God and His son in the man named jesus. What are ordinary prophet of God to do about this, preventing his followers from ever be seduced or controlled by satan.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 11:46pm On Oct 30, 2010
please leave parents out of this. we muslims must not talk about people's parents out of anger because it is not always pleasantries.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by chyz1: 5:14am On Oct 31, 2010
That's why it is advised to stick to the Quran and not live by or adhere to the hadiths(man's own words).
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by dexmond: 7:33am On Oct 31, 2010
Devil Sleeps in Our What?


Sahih Muslim 2:462
Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) said. When any one of you awakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he must clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the interior of his nose.


This explains why Muslims wash there nostrils. I think the best way to prevent satan from sleeping in your nose is to stuff your nostrils with cotton grin grin grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 2:33pm On Oct 31, 2010
@Chyz1: « #166 on: Today at 05:14:10 AM »
[Quote]That's why it is advised to stick to the Quran and not live by or adhere to the hadiths(man's own words).[/Quote]Whoever advised you didnt do a good job. It is from Ahadith that the numbers of Rakah of each salah is noted. With your statement that you hear the breathing of Devil, it is absolutely insincerity to assume that Satan is not as the Messenger (AS) said he is. If you have any proof against it, please tell us, since you hear the breathing of Satan, youmay just ask him which is which, the correct ones or all of them lies. Then I know that you are actually with satan, he breathing on you heavily.



@dexmond: « #167 on: Today at 07:33:33 AM »
[Quote]Devil Sleeps in Our What?
Sahih Muslim 2:462
Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) said. When any one of you awakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he must clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the interior of his nose.


This explains why Muslims wash there nostrils. I think the best way to prevent satan from sleeping in your nose is to stuff your nostrils with cotton Grin Grin Grin[/QUote]Between the above hadith talking about the act of Satan on man, and this action of Satan on god Jesus, which one do you think satan can't do on Mankind? Which one of the two personalities, Jesus or Muhammad lost credibility by the actions of satan on him? Is it therefore prudent that the human messenger who is not a God, hears from God and warns his followers of the presence of Satan and the many evil ways he deceives? if Jesus is God and Muhammad is a human Messengerwhich one shouldnt have been tempted by Satan, since He is the Creator of Satan? If a worker who is not beloved by the Chairman has the gut to tempt him, will he remain on the business premise much longer?Yet today Satan remains alive, tempting Christians, and keeping them in his back pocket[s].

Satanic act on Jesus: Christ was being tempted in the desert by Satan. Satan told Jesus to throw himself down from roof of the temple. Jesus answered, "Do not put the Lord your God to the test" (Matthew 4:5-7).

hubpages.com/hub/Spiritual-Warfare-New-Testament-3-of-4 - Cached The Storms of Life; Jesus teaching his disciples to be mindful of Satan.

Jesus taught about what it will be like for believers here on earth. He likened them to a man who builds his house on a rock. This “rock” is the Word of God, for Jesus begins His parable with “Anyone who hears My words and does or does not do them, ” On the other hand, He likens unbelievers to a man who builds his house on the sand. He uses the analogy of “rains, floods and winds” to try to knock the house down. The house built on the rock will not fall; the house built on the sand will be destroyed.


Notice the authority Jesus took over the rainy, stormy, flooding ocean and winds when He and His disciples were out at sea. Did Satan think he could kill Jesus and His disciples in one swoop? The disciples were fearful, yet Jesus was sleeping. When the disciples woke Jesus up for fear they would capsize, Jesus rebuked the storm and it quieted immediately. Likewise, Jesus has authority over all storms that press against His children when we seek Him and trust Him.


Jesus taught his disciples about Satan's motives and how He came to give us victory over Satan: [b]"The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly."[/b]hubpages.com/hub/Spiritual-Warfare-New-Testament-3-of-4 - Cached
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by chyz1: 6:27pm On Oct 31, 2010
Sweetnecta:

@Chyz1: « #166 on: Today at 05:14:10 AM »Whoever advised you didnt do a good job. It is from Ahadith that the numbers of Rakah of each salah is noted. With your statement that you hear the breathing of Devil, it is absolutely insincerity to assume that Satan is not as the Messenger (AS) said he is. If you have any proof against it, please tell us, since you hear the breathing of Satan, youmay just ask him which is which, the correct ones or all of them lies. Then I know that you are actually with satan, he breathing on you heavily.


Do you hear nonsense that comes out of the hadith? I don't need the "messenger" to tell me how satan is when I have my Quran with me. Since it was not promised protection like Allah promised protection for the Quran how do you know that it is the Prophets own authentic words? So your saying the Quran is incomplete? That you need a hadith to learn how to be a muslim? Question what if no hadith was created would Islam not be as great? Your honest opinion please. And the line of "the devil is alive i can feel him breathing" is from a song .Don't look to much into it.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 7:13pm On Oct 31, 2010
@Chyz1: As sSalaamualaykum wa Rahmatullah, first.

Is there a need for Hadith? Yes.
Proof; There is no where in the Quran that the rakah of any Salah is mentioned. Not Fajr. Not Dhur. Not Asr. Not Magrib. Not isha.
You know about them from hadith.

It is from hadith that you know that Wudhu can have 3 times of watching of the face, the arms that Allah mentioned in the Quran.

It is from Hadith that you know that the feet can be washed, and not wiped as Allah said, when you are not wearing anything over your feet when you lost it and want to make a fresh one.

It is the hadith that tells you how long you can have your feet covered,when you are home and when you are in a journey before washing your feet, again, when you make fresh Wudhu.

It is the hadith that tells you that in wudhu, you can wash your hand, rinse your muth, sniff your nose, clean your ears, three times, except in the ears. It is from the Hadith that you know that you can wet your beard after washing your feet in wudhu.

It is in the hadith you know how to make Qudhul (showering). Shaving your private part, trimming of the armpit hairs, finger and toe nails, etc are from Hadith.

It is from Hadith you know how to sleep and not sleep on your stomach.

It is from hadith you know about Miswak, entering using and leaving the toilet. Eating your meals and combing of your hair, including oiling it, perfuming your body, etc are all from Hadith.

Quran says "Obey Allah and obey the Messenger". Quran says "Whatever the Messenger gives you take it. Whatever he forbids you stay away from it". Quran says "Answer the Messenger when he calls you for what will bring you life". Quran says "If you Love Allah, Obey the Messenger and Allah will Love you and shall Make your affairs right, and shall have Mercy on you".

Is there any of these you disagree with?


And as to if slam will be incomplete or if Quran is Incomplete, is not what I have said. Neither is deficient. What I am saying however is that the Sunnah of Muhammad (AS) can't be discarded because you have some Kafiruun making fun of what they dont know, since the Jinn named Iblis, Shaitan has deluded them to think Shaytan is not waylaying believers in every which way he can.

Read Surah Jinn, my dear brother. It is powerful. Iblis, Shaytan is working on his own kind in nature, the Jinn, the reason they are not all muslims. Your Jinn cant be muslim if you are as a "Ins" a disbeliever. As a believer, you have to be working constantly on yourself so that your Jinn does not delude you out of Islam.


If Shaytan deceived our father Adam (AS), after refusing to obey the command of prostration to Adam, do we think that from Surah Araf (the Height) that Shaytan will not be doing all he can to seduce us?

I am on the side of Muhammad bin Abdullah, Rasulullah (AS).
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2010
If Shaytan too Jesus on a wild ride to the edge of a cliff, and tell him to jump, should anyone, especially a christian be quick to say the Messenger of Allah is not just in his warning of the Muslims? SHould any of the warning be construed as superstition?

Here is there God.The Yahweh Who came on earth to defeat everything started out by being "CARRIED" to the edge of a cliff?
Was it physical carrying as a man will carry his wife? Was it mind carrying that by suggestions Jesus followed the order of Shaytan in his heart even until he got to the edge of the cliff that he now begins to remember he was wife Yahweh, or Yahweh or son of Yahweh?

Either condition diminishes Jesus as even a true Prophet of God, though the Christian calls him God. And either condition elevates Shaytan as the one in control between the two. Alhamdulillah that am a muslim. If I were not, but a christian, that verse is completely enough to run me out of it. I can not worship a God that looks like me, insignificant to the Universe, and definitely not the one that Satan is able to play as it did Jesus of the Bible.


But many people, including all the muslims on nairaland, me included are waiting for Tonye-T to tell us his proof of how any of the ahadith is superstition.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by chyz1: 8:37pm On Oct 31, 2010
Sweetnecta:

If Shaytan too Jesus on a wild ride to the edge of a cliff, and tell him to jump, should anyone, especially a christian be quick to say the Messenger of Allah is not just in his warning of the Muslims? SHould any of the warning be construed as superstition?

Here is there God.The Yahweh Who came on earth to defeat everything started out by being "CARRIED" to the edge of a cliff?
Was it physical carrying as a man will carry his wife? Was it mind carrying that by suggestions Jesus followed the order of Shaytan in his heart even until he got to the edge of the cliff that he now begins to remember he was wife Yahweh, or Yahweh or son of Yahweh?

Either condition diminishes Jesus as even a true Prophet of God, though the Christian calls him God. And either condition elevates Shaytan as the one in control between the two. Alhamdulillah that am a muslim. If I were not, but a christian, that verse is completely enough to run me out of it. I can not worship a God that looks like me, insignificant to the Universe, and definitely not the one that Satan is able to play as it did Jesus of the Bible.


But many people, including all the muslims on nairaland, me included are waiting for Tonye-T to tell us his proof of how any of the ahadith is superstition.

Essalm alaykum,

Before I get to what we were talking about earlier. I don't know where the whole Jesus is god thing comes from. Jesus never said he was God and he definitely never said that he came to die for our sins. I dare anybody to show me where JESUS said that in the Bible. Satan cannot temp God.God is the one who satan asks permission from.So its like saying satan asked God for permissionn to temp God. Makes no sense at all.

Now about the hadith. Don't get me wrong, it has some helpful things in there but at the same time a lot of that stuff has nothing to do with what God put forward in the Quran. A lot of that stuff is just ritual. A lot of it is also Arab culture,things that theyve practice even before the first verse of the Quran was give to the Messenger by Angel Jibril(gabriel). I think that the hadith should be kept separate from Islam as a religion and a believe because frankly if it is not written in the Quran then it aint the real deal.

Also if Tonye-T explains to you that it is superstition you wouldn't believe him because it is already instilled in your head that it is not.However, if you open your eyes and are ready to look outside the box then you may begin to see it in a different way. I mean just read it,you can't tell me that that stuff doesn't sound like child's play. Everything is in the Quran,science, you name it. It is complete and does not need to be strengthened by any hadith. All of the extra stuff you mentioned above are by your own will not Allah if it isn't in the Quran then he didn't permit it even if those rituals/practices have become dear to you.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 10:54am On Nov 01, 2010
dexmond:

Devil Sleeps in Our What?


Sahih Muslim 2:462
Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) said. When any one of you awakes up from sleep and performs ablution, he must clean his nose three times, for the devil spends the night in the interior of his nose.


This explains why Muslims wash there nostrils. I think the best way to prevent satan from sleeping in your nose is to stuff your nostrils with cotton grin grin grin

Pls my Muslim brothers do not answer dexmond again unless he tells us why he asked the questions pertaining to licking fingers and answers the ones I asked him, he is just a timid C** who knows we have
cornered him but thinks he is in a court room where only him have the right to ask questions.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 1:59pm On Nov 01, 2010
@ Sweetnecta,

It appears a devote Moslem would want me to help explain to her what HADDITHS are and the essence of its significance to the Quran and the person of prophet Mo'. . . Ok! let go!
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 2:43pm On Nov 01, 2010
Let me quote the words of the great Umar ibn AbdulAziz of the 8th century:

Haddiths are narrations concerning the words and deeds of the Islamic prophet Muhammad. I quote from my copy of the book - understanding the words of the prophet

inotherwords, Hadith are regarded by traditional Islamic schools of jurisprudence as important tools for understanding the Qur'an and in matters of jurisprudence.

If in case you fall short of knowing who Umar ibn is, he was of the Umayyad caliph who ruled somewhere between 717 to 720. He was also a cousin of the former caliph, being the son of Abd al-Malik's younger brother, Abd al-Aziz. He was also a great-grandson of the companion of the Prophet Muhammad, Umar bin Al-Khattab.

Logically, I'll mince no word to say he was the custodian of the LIFE OF THE PROPHET IN WRITING. . .true or false? true of course. I say this because no one would've known anything of the prophet without a book backing his existence. Now where you and your islamic folks seem to get it wrong with your undue biase and gullible sentiments is that the same acts you guys come here to oppose as untrue are the same acts you guys practise in your houses till date. Tell me i am lying?

And what baffles me is that no one has courageously stood up to say the things i wrote about the Propets teaching about Shaitan are lies. . .i was even poised to search the internet. . . and guess what? i found worse! grin grin grin grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 2:55pm On Nov 01, 2010
Sweetnecta:

And Tonye-T ran underground, thinking he did something wonderful. He said it is superstition. I sure hope he knows the definition of superstition. And he needs to tell us how any of the ahadith, deceiving acts of satan, is superstition.

Sweetnecta,

Did you say i ran underground for exposing your prophet Mo and his supersititions. . .that my friend is pathetic. Let me show u my stands in Islamism

- I believe the writings about the life and words of Prophet Mo' in the Haddiths are true

- I believe the writers wrote those accounts with the full consent of the prophet himself acknowledging them as true

- I believe the Haddiths have enjoyed the best of preservation any ancient writings would have, considering the sacredness in which they must have been kept. meaning, the Haddiths were not and have never been adulterated.

Hear this, Islamic scholars of Haddiths believed and attest that the prophet hated the sound of bells while growing up as a child. . .and so when he said Bells were Shaitan's instrument about 30yrs later, Scholars believed this were superstitions coined in by the prophet to make his followers believe BELLS were evil.

Now my friend, if great Islamic scholars believed your prophet made some superstitions WHO ARE YOU TO SAY NO. I am not here to spend time teaching you, so i'll ask one question and pls be kind to throw in your answer. . .can you TELL ME AND FELLOW NAIRALANDERS on this forum that you do not believe the words of the HADDITHS?. . .we can start from there.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 3:11pm On Nov 01, 2010
^^^^^^^^


Tonye-the coward first explain why the Devil Led Jesus then we can start from there, and how he carried him to mount everrest hehe, mount zion sorry and showed him all the splendors of the earth kingdom.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 3:17pm On Nov 01, 2010
A coward? grin grin grin grin

hmmmm my friend is acting silly already. . . my friend if you want me to defend that, then create a thread and lets discuss it there. Thank you Mr.uncoward cow grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 3:52pm On Nov 01, 2010
@Tonye-T: A thread has been created for some 3 weeks now titled "Superstition; Tonye-t, come defend your ascertion, against Muhammad [as].
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 4:43pm On Nov 01, 2010
Sweetnecta Tonye is obviously the Coward General of NL as even when we responded to his claims rather than explain or refute what we wrote he became mute like a sharp TV. The Coward
Probably became blind after seeing the thread:"Superstition; Tonye-t, come defend your ascertion, against Muhammad [as].". Coward is an understatement of the level of his timidity.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 4:55pm On Nov 01, 2010
Sweetnecta:

@Tonye-T: A thread has been created for some 3 weeks now titled "Superstition; Tonye-t, come defend your ascertion, against Muhammad [as].

Meet me there. . .in a moment! grin grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 5:00pm On Nov 01, 2010
vedaxcool:

Sweetnecta Tonye is obviously the Coward General of NL as even when we responded to his claims rather than explain or refute what we wrote he became mute like a sharp TV. The Coward
Probably became blind after seeing the thread:"Superstition; Tonye-t, come defend your ascertion, against Muhammad [as].". Coward is an understatement of the level of his timidity.

It is folks like you that make your religion a disease to the world at present today. . . first of all, your responses are nothing but pitiful, you respond like some little baby talking with so much H2O in his mouth or prolly your phalanges are too big and ichy thus you feel they should hit the keyboard every now and then even when you've got nothing to say.

Forgive me, but now i believe a follower can never be wiser than his master. What a shame!
grin grin grin
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Tonyet1(m): 5:13pm On Nov 01, 2010
In my usual mood of generosity. . .me feels i should give my readers some reasons to LOL wink

Abdullah Al Araby revealed that Mohammed said, "The deceased person is being tortured in the grave not for a great thing to avoid, it is for being soiled with his urine. " Vol. 2:460

Imagine the prophet saying Urine on your clothes will bring punishment from God. gooosh this is too hard to bear. . .like seriously what was Mo' thinking when he taught that.

OK! let me explain. . .Al Araby said Mohammad was told that one of his unloyal servants had passed out during his night sleep and this servant had health issues such that he passes urine and faeces on his sick bed. The prophet felt the best way to wish the dude farewell to the life beyond was to publicly teach another superstition saying that "when someon dies, he will not be punished for not doing a great thing but for urinating on himself. grin grin grin grin

Now fellow NLs, how on earth will you reconcile this statements with a little baby who is prolly in his bedridden state by virtue of his/her age and then dies. Mohammad said such a baby will be punished in death for bedridden. gooosh! what a religion! undecided undecided undecided
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 2:56am On Nov 02, 2010
@Tonye-T: « #182 on: Yesterday at 05:00:52 PM »
[QUote]Quote from: vedaxcool on Yesterday at 04:43:47 PM
Sweetnecta Tonye is obviously the Coward General of NL as even when we responded to his claims rather than explain or refute what we wrote he became mute like a sharp TV. The Coward
Probably became blind after seeing the thread:"Superstition; Tonye-t, come defend your ascertion, against Muhammad [as].". Coward is an understatement of the level of his timidity.

It is folks like you that make your religion a disease to the world at present today. . . first of all, your responses are nothing but pitiful, you respond like some little baby talking with so much H2O in his mouth or prolly your phalanges are too big and ichy thus you feel they should hit the keyboard every now and then even when you've got nothing to say.

Forgive me, but now i believe a follower can never be wiser than his master. What a shame! Grin Grin Grin[/QUote]As to the bold you are already not offending us, so need to ask for forgiveness. Now, how is a foloower can ever be wiser than his master, you ask? The Christians are wiser, sorry purer than Jesus.

My proof; Many of them said they have arrested Satan and he cant do anything to them, including leading (tempting them. Well, I have bad news for you; Your master, your god, Jesus, was tempted, many times.

he was driven to the wilderness to go and preach to the inhabitants of the wilderness. I thought he was a servant of God, from his own lips, why go to the animals when he "was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel"?

he was made to be hungry that he lost track of the seasons of fig fruits. The same fast that Moses made and was normal, still. Aaron made the same fast.

He was carried like a groom carries his bride or was it his mind he was carried through by Satan to the edge of the cliff. Played with him except push him over the edge, wanting hm to do it by his own hand. Thats a form of suicide you know.

He was toyed with by Satan dangling a common loaf of bread in front of him.

He was played by been taken on the top of the mountain (in palestine; now this is a cruel joke, because there isnt a really mountain out there), and shown the whole world, promised to be given by the one who "DECEITFULLY" claimed he is in control of it.

Whats so terrible is that you said he said he is Creator, while he said that he is a servant. You, tonye-t andal christians seem to be wiser than you master, because you claim that Satan cant tempt you. Am sure you will not let him pick you up to the edge of the cliff, either physical pick up or as a puppet on the string by mind game.You will not let anybody give you an unpackaged loaf of bread, or ask you to bow your head to him, or drive you to the wilderness to go talk to animals?

Tonye-T, you see that you are wiser than your master?
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 3:12am On Nov 02, 2010
@Tonye-T and all Nairalanders: « #183 on: Yesterday at 05:13:00 PM »
[QUote]In my usual mood of generosity. . .me feels i should give my readers some reasons to LOL Wink

Quote
Abdullah Al Araby revealed that Mohammed said, "The deceased person is being tortured in the grave not for a great thing to avoid, it is for being soiled with his urine. " Vol. 2:460

Imagine the prophet saying Urine on your clothes will bring punishment from God. gooosh this is too hard to bear. . .like seriously what was Mo' thinking when he taught that.

OK! let me explain. . .Al Araby said Mohammad was told that one of his unloyal servants had passed out during his night sleep and this servant had health issues such that he passes urine and faeces on his sick bed. The prophet felt the best way to wish the dude farewell to the life beyond was to publicly teach another superstition saying that "when someon dies, he will not be punished for not doing a great thing but for urinating on himself. Grin Grin Grin Grin

Now fellow NLs, how on earth will you reconcile this statements with a little baby who is prolly in his bedridden state by virtue of his/her age and then dies. Mohammad said such a baby will be punished in death for bedridden. gooosh! what a religion! Undecided Undecided Undecided[/Quote]Among the 3 so called Monotheistic religions, Islam, and I repeat it again, islam is the only one of them who does not believe in ORIGINAL sin, which the Christians say Adam made man inherits, and the Bible never stops blaming Eve for it.

Islam says that the PEN, meaning (RECORDS of Right or wrong deeds) are lifted for 3 groups of people;

1) The young until the age of puberty!

Tony with these two above, where is a little child made to make salah which requires that the body and cloth is in cleanliness?

And if an adult is soiled and does not know it, he is forgiven because he does not know, and it is only when knowledge is involved that the ahadith applies. Sometimes a person thinks he or she has some discharge. He or she goes to the private and examine it. Nothing is found. If after this something discharges, and one does not have the knowledge, there is Rahmah from Al Rahman, unlike your religion that only by spilled of the blood of innocent that forgiveness is attained.

By the way the other two whom the Pen is lifted for are an unconscious person, like in sleep, coma and a mad person with mental disease.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 9:36am On Nov 02, 2010
Tonye-t:

It is folks like you that make your religion a disease to the world at present today. . . first of all, your responses are nothing but pitiful, you respond like some little baby talking with so much H2O in his mouth or prolly your phalanges are too big and ichy thus you feel they should hit the keyboard every now and then even when you've got nothing to say.

Forgive me, but now i believe a follower can never be wiser than his master. What a shame!
grin grin grin


Coward General have spoken. You are more dumber than rock salt, the stench of your hypocrisy smells like Bush 3 week old underwear. That must be smelly, but more obvious than your dumbness is
your cowardice, your inability to stand up for the sh** you wrote but cowardice seems to be your middle name, Oloshi, Oba awon oDe-nia.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by dexmond: 2:46pm On Nov 05, 2010
@Vedaxcool

Pls my Muslim brothers do not answer dexmond again unless he tells us why he asked the questions pertaining to licking fingers and answers the ones I asked him, he is just a timid C** who knows we have
cornered him but thinks he is in a court room where only him have the right to ask questions.

OK, I asked the question regarding hand licking because I believe it is not rational especially in the 21st century. You said I did not answer your question. Should I answer a question that is not intelligible? here is the question you asked "Go and ask your Mum why she licked her hands after tasting a pot of soup. then you would have found part of the answer. Also include yourself, that you have never in your life licked your hands after eating, then we will all know that you are a confounded liar, also ask your pastor and anybody why they lick their hands after eating.”

Does the question make any sense? If you have any question about Jesus, I will try and answer as far as my understanding can go. So ask you shall receive!
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by vedaxcool(m): 5:04pm On Nov 05, 2010
dexmond:

@Vedaxcool

OK, I asked the question regarding hand licking because I believe it is not rational especially in the 21st century. You said I did not answer your question. Should I answer a question that is not intelligible? here is the question you asked "Go and ask your Mum why she licked her hands after tasting a pot of soup. then you would have found part of the answer. Also include yourself, that you have never in your life licked your hands after eating, then we will all know that you are a confounded liar, also ask your pastor and anybody why they lick their hands after eating.”

Does the question make any sense? If you have any question about Jesus, I will try and answer as far as my understanding can go. So ask you shall receive!


Does this question make any sense? Absolutely not. The Simple Question you were asked sir, is ask you mum why she licks her hand after she taste a pot of soup? Also ask yourself why you like your hands also? and other People why they lick their hands? You Look down upon something you and even the white man that gave you spoons to eat, do often. But one should not ponder too much about Your seamless question, which from indication happens everywhere, I believe you suffer from inferiority complex. Just answer the simple question I Posed to you, why do people lick their hands generally? Even I believe Jesus licked his hands when he was in this earth.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by Sweetnecta: 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2010
Dexmond thinks that 21st century or even future centuries shall stop man from being man, following what is natural to him. I have news for your: Your dream country, This United States of America has a big Company that was called Kentucky Fried Chicken. They changed it to KFC, Same service, same object, different owner, I guess. I do not go there for any thing. Even for a cup of Coffee. Their Advertising punch line was and still finger lickin good


Ask anyone who knows the company. They will tell you.


There is another food company called Pillsbury, with its headquarters in Minnesota. There "dough"products (Biscuits, Rolls, muffins, etc) all have the dough boy and the family at the table saying "Hmmm, hmmm, good", with their tearing into the food with their fingers on their bare hands.

I think dexmond eats "Fufu" and Uha or Ugba stew, etc with gloved hands, because he does not want the melon (egusi) in the stew to touch his manicured fingers. Lol.

Bunch of bush boys.

He thinks Queen Elizabeth of England and her husband Prince "Phillip" remain proper and dont go to being Joe and Jane citizen in their private quarters of Buckingham Palace. If they had Charles and his siblings, through the act like the rest of ordinary fathers and mothers, do you think that when they taste what can only be eating with fingers, they will wash off the goodies from their fingers without liking it off with their TONGUES? They kiss. Dexmond hopes that they do not exchange mouth juices from each other.

Sorry Queen and Prince (Husband and wife). Its your christian brethren that is daft about reality that wein Islam have to use you, sincwe you are part of him and well known folks so that he can relate to it.I know. We should have used President Barack Obama and his bride. Or J.E.Goodluck and his wife. Or the president of South Africa and his wives.

We prefer using you because you are elderly, perchance, dexmond my just get it.
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by seyibrown(f): 1:16am On Nov 08, 2010
@Sweetnecta,

Given your vigorous defence of Hadiths here, how come you say some hadiths are not true on our thread? When I brought up the matter of Aisha, you said any hadiths that coontradict the Quran is not a true Hadith in trying to defend the age of consummation of Aisha's marriage! How come on this thread, all Hadiths are vital for a Muslim but on our thread incorrect when they showcase the real Mohammed! Just curious . . . . . . !
Re: Muhammed Teachings About Shaitan (Satan). . .Just Too Hilarious! by aletheia(m): 4:01am On Nov 08, 2010
seyibrown:

@Sweetnecta,

Given your vigorous defence of Hadiths here, how come you say some hadiths are not true on our thread? When I brought up the matter of Aisha, you said any hadiths that coontradict the Quran is not a true Hadith in trying to defend the age of consummation of Aisha's marriage! How come on this thread, all Hadiths are vital for a Muslim but on our thread incorrect when they showcase the real Mohammed! Just curious . . . . . . !


It's not today that Sweetnecta started denying the hadiths when they are inconvenient. See here for a previous denial of the hadiths (as nopuqeater). smiley

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