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I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:52am On Jul 15, 2019
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ohigus(m): 9:53am On Jul 15, 2019
Shhhsshhh

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by donbachi(m): 10:04am On Jul 15, 2019
There could be something your mum knows that you dont know...ask both of them why that stunt by your mum..seperatly.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by lilmax(m): 10:18am On Jul 15, 2019
you're not his daughter sis

I'm sorry

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Kseafresh: 10:44am On Jul 15, 2019
momma knows best

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2019
donbachi:
There could be something your mum knows that you dont know...ask both of them why that stunt by your mum..seperatly.
thanks I will

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Carlyboi(m): 12:07pm On Jul 15, 2019
On mine darling!its available.smiles!but on another note mum might just trying to avoid stories that touch so devil won’t just visit daddy’s mind for a few minutes or maybe daddy is not the real daddy too you never kno but Op hope this your story real sha?

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:08pm On Jul 15, 2019
lilmax:
you're not his daughter sis

I'm sorry
you don't know me. in all my siblings, I'm the one that looks like him the most. so your assertion is wrong.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 12:09pm On Jul 15, 2019
Carlyboi:
On my darling
on your what

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Carlyboi(m): 12:10pm On Jul 15, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

on your what
My Laps Na

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by zyzxx(m): 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2019
moma is being careful, but that too obvious thou
you read news now

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Deepfeel(m): 2:51pm On Jul 15, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
Sit only on your boyfriend's laps Biko your dad's laps are for your mom to sit on grin the d*ck response to physical touches too so his d*ck might just stand like that even if his not thinking it

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Tajbol4splend(m): 4:25pm On Jul 15, 2019
Your moma's place, don't take it, btw you are grown enough to have heard of incest, it's real, my penny.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Katier00(f): 4:28pm On Jul 15, 2019
It is very improper to sit on your father's laps

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by NACE13: 5:01pm On Jul 15, 2019
This is how incest started.....unconsciously. Babe, the brain of a man is wired differently when it comes to things like this. Even if he isn't thinking anything, just few movements will get his schlong up. Your mom did the right thing, don't do that again.
I'm talking from experience.
PS: Happened to female friend who I had nothing for

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:39pm On Jul 15, 2019
Carlyboi:
My Laps Na
undecided

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:40pm On Jul 15, 2019
Deepfeel:

Sit only on your boyfriend's laps Biko your dad's laps are for your mom to sit on grin the d*ck response to physical touches too so his d*ck might just stand like that even if his nothing thinking it
everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 8:41pm On Jul 15, 2019
NACE13:
This is how incest started.....unconsciously. Babe, the brain of a man is wired differently when it comes to things like this. Even if he isn't thinking anything, just few movements will get his schlong up. Your mom did the right thing, don't do that again.
I'm talking from experience.
PS: Happened to female friend who I had nothing for
hmmmm...not all men joor

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by lyricallyfestus: 8:58pm On Jul 15, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

hmmmm...not all men joor
is your father Joseph? I no dey like children wey no dey take correction... Once his body responds to stimuli... Just forget am sense Don lost be that

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Deepfeel(m): 9:20pm On Jul 15, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
Really so u think you are still a little girl? Will you feel comfortable undressing in front of your dad? You are no longer a child accept your moms advice simple

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 9:27pm On Jul 15, 2019
Deepfeel:

Really so u think you are still a little girl? Will you feel comfortable undressing in front of your dad? You are no longer a child accept your moms advice simple
hmm...ok

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by ZIMDRILL(m): 9:30pm On Jul 15, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

its seems mentally

you are still a baby

the main issue here is you are now a woman/girl of sleeping with age

hence such interaction are sort of taboo

i dont know way your father feels comfortable letting seat on his lap to the point where you feel entitled that you ask who's lap should you seat on


get your own man and sleep of his lap

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by asdfjklhaha(f): 10:21pm On Jul 15, 2019
ZIMDRILL:

its seems mentally
you are still a baby
the main issue here is you are now a woman/girl of sleeping with age
hence such interaction are sort of taboo
i dont know way your feel comfortable letting sleep on his arm

get your own man and sleep of his lap
hmmm
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by anthonyuncle(m): 1:00am On Jul 16, 2019
u self see all da whole chairs(plus floor) wey dey empty and na ur papa lap u decide to sit on?

u wan form 29th century daughter or wetin?

how we wan take reason ur matter naw?

my friend, use da right tool for da right job

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by anthonyuncle(m): 1:10am On Jul 16, 2019
[quote author=Mikefodd8 post=80307346][/quote]
must u quote me?
can't u post dz ur lying scamming piece of trash without involving me

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 3:38am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.

No crime joor.
but when did you feel like something is growing or feeling as though you sat on a snake
You wanna stand up but you cant. You feel you can kill the growing snake by pressing your
yansh hard against it.
Pls talk true

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by konkonbilo(m): 4:21am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
My laps... It's soft soft and succulent like agege bread tongue

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by lonelydora: 5:55am On Jul 16, 2019
Your mum is privy to certain info about your dad. Is your mum a Scripture Union member?

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by AsaBlackheart(m): 6:54am On Jul 16, 2019
Apparently you are well past that innocent age. You are already a university student.
If you are below 15 years of age and you sit on your dad's laps, then it's cute
If you are already a lady and you wanna sit on your dad's laps, then you are playing with fire

Not all men have a great control over their bodies

Better safe than sorry

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by femi4: 8:03am On Jul 16, 2019
asdfjklhaha:
Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
you are not his biological daughter

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