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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jul 17, 2019
tohyorsih2:


You mean you 1inch dick?
Tueh!
.. lol .. i'm not one of those china guys you fuc.k for money
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by alphaNomega: 8:10pm On Jul 17, 2019
aswani:


It can't be incest if they are not related. .

You have a point, but they are related, not by blood. The man is the stepfather

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by alphaNomega: 8:11pm On Jul 17, 2019
Radiant1020:


I'm not FULANI o

I don't care if you came from the great beyond, you are sweet kiss
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Sojiade1111: 12:01am On Jul 18, 2019
young by doing that you are seducing your father because I believe you will put on burn shot by the time you sat on his lap. listen girl I will tell you to stop that henceforth because at the end you will bring curse to your family if you continue doing that. possibly to tell you this when you sat on your dad lap with the burn shot his dick response to stimulus because the hormone act base on sexually attracted object, please be caution you are a matured lady.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Makuos19: 1:27pm On Jul 18, 2019
Radiant1020:


I'm not FULANI o

Your look/packaging look like that of a Harlot...True or False
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Makuos19: 1:28pm On Jul 18, 2019
alphaNomega:


You have a point, but they are related, not by blood. The man is the stepfather
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Makuos19: 1:33pm On Jul 18, 2019
aswani:
I don't understand people saying that she sitting on her dad will lead to an incestuous relationship. Any man that wants to do that wouldn't wait till his daughter starts sitting in his lap to generate such feelings.

The mum was very wrong to publicly say such things. There are more subtle ways to have removed her from the dad's laps. Maybe the mum had some ongoing issues with her dad or as some are saying, the declared family structure get K-leg.

And to those men that think the penis responds to anything, no it doesn't, let your male friend or and old grandma sit on your lap. Nothing will happen.

Bottom line though is mama has now marked her territory, leave Baba laps alone for her.

Don't worry. Very soon you will say undressing before her daughter or her daughter undressing before her father won't lead to an incestuous relationship. May be you are wiser than the devil!!!
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by aswani(m): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
Makuos19:


Don't worry. Very soon you will say undressing before her daughter or her daughter undressing before her father won't lead to an incestuous relationship. May be you are wiser than the devil!!!
if your mum, sister or grandmum or aunties UnCloth before you, will it lead to incest?
My point is, men disposed to it will seek ways to satisfy their urges even if they are surrounded by hijab/niqab wearing female relatives.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Truthsbitter: 8:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
asdfjklhaha:

everyone isn't a pervert. besides I used to sit on his laps when I was much younger. that's what family bonding is all about right?
I love the way you reason...
All these men that can't control their d*cks be spoiling good relationships between the two sexes until they ask brothers and sisters not to live together.
smh

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Truthsbitter: 8:15pm On Jul 18, 2019
Lovelyn451:
Chai...this generation has spoilt the fun we use to have with our first love (sweet daddies)with their perversive minds o...
I think I will soon start shouting death penalty for rape ....
it's painful how things over the years have turned out just because of sex.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by Truthsbitter: 8:19pm On Jul 18, 2019
Stop deceiving people that sex or the penis can't be controlled, it's not right , it's devilish.....
give them good reasons why they should use their heads and hearts instead of their d*cks...
let me leave family section sharp sharp ..
I can't believe what I am reading both from men and women.
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by deniguy01(m): 11:37am On Oct 06, 2019
deltateam:


Are you calabar? I heard some of them can sleep with children.

Illiteracy de worry una
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by midnighter(f): 1:18pm On Oct 06, 2019
In my entire living memory, i cant remember ever sitting in my dads lap

choi, Im really learning something today
Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by nairamaniac: 11:37am On Apr 12, 2021
The bottom line is that it's a very razz and classless way of expressing bonding with your dad.

Also, those laps belongs to your mum and not you.

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Re: I Sat On My Father's Laps, My Mum Walked In And Warned Me by wealthtrak: 4:36am On Apr 16, 2021
asdfjklhaha:
Please Did I Commit Any Crime?

Ok so I came home cos we've closed for the semester. And in the evening I came into the living room and saw dad sitting on the couch watching TV so I sat on his laps. then mum walks in and pulls me by my ear and tells me never to sit on Dad's laps again.

I felt very bad and angry. did I commit any crime if I can't sit on my Dad's laps who's laps should I sit on.
You're obviously a daddy's girl. grin
The best women to get married
to are those who are close to
their fathers! wink

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