streetwize:

I don't get y your chuckin your head in the voting process self.
yeeeee, o4kaa is on my side for once. . . the moon must be blue. ,

o4ka on ur side??, 04ka's on everyone's side, even on HJ's side the most stupendous idiot on nairaland.come to think of it where is sauron for like 5 months now?? lalaboi and eldee go and find sauron o, abi sauron has been deported back to somalian camp in naija

streetwize:

Abi you no know say going back to back with Ofoka is like banging head against brick wall?. . .hehehehe

leave am ibime he obvioulsy hasnt found out why they call me ebora merindinlogun of nairaland

Dbr:

go ahead. . keep bickering bout a rhyme scheme. ./
And Ofoka and the rest haterz. .i treat u like a sausage with no fillings! /

SEE AM he don dey throw subliminals at ofoka like say he fit battle me, if ofoka attack u now them go talk say i dey bully u .
dbr grow up, i dont hate u, i just tell u the truth as i see it, apparently u dont like being told the truth. just like streetwise pointed out now , u dont rhyme !! u cant rhyme simple. its even obvious from this ur new verse above.
dont hate on ofoka and streetwise, hate on the game itself player !

Streettz gunplay'll sway ya temper/
u look hard but a gun to ya head . . and face change. . . like Nepa!!

Fella my reigns 4 eva/ whose ways r better/
U aint hot. . . its just time 4 u to change your sweater/

he's brittle and gaffe/ two rounds is enuff to remove the chaff/
theyll say "Streetz won over two" . . .  when I split u  in half/

no one can see me/ who bhave like a bytchh be
cuz U give the signal your in your period. . . so how can D C!!!!

gettin less rusty by the sec. . .  
abouta make a comeback byitchessss!!!!

streetwize:

lol yeh we cool man
Quik freestyle. . . off da head

If its audio, prep the beat/ ull hear defeat/
Ull have a very long journey. . . If u step 2 street/

1.2.mic check, off the head

street be taking random jabs at an harlots 'assss
this gigolo will go down faster than an impotent brat
ure known as the best in giant land cuz your goliath never faced me
face me and u will find out that your just a lyrical pygmy
truth be told /speaking of audio battles/dude u can never test
cuz ofoka is the audio champ and my throne is not even for rent

Streetwize you don dey display that strategy whizkid was talkin about abi? O4ka don giv you response, oya use am do practice. . .hehehe

Eldee are we having a conclusion to this round soon. I refused to vote in this round because it was like an anticlimax for me. See the warning shots are sounding more beef like.

slimshay:

Streetwize you don dey display that strategy whizkid was talkin about abi? O4ka don giv you response, oya use am do practice. . .hehehe

Nor mind am . .wayo boy! Street thinks he can fool us and suck us in.
Go to FFR and prove urself u still got it. .make una nor turn dis plave to FFR lounge.
Plus erase the tot u stil got the crown. .u wey dem don impeach due to ur inactivity!

oNe

DBR:

Streetwise thinks he can fool us and suck us in.

Plus erase the tot u stil got the crown. .u wey dem don impeach due to your inactivity!

tehehe, see dbr's rat running to take shots at streetwise cat
we all know street is called king cuz he never battled ofoka b4, this is a call out for the heavyweight title streetwise
streetwise vs ofoka , audio battle , come out and defend ur textcee title.! if fear no go grip u.
i am also battle rusty

4 real, me i didnt feel dis battle. . I was given word of d show down and i hurried here 2 meet disappointment. . I mean imagine the great ibime sayin "am lyk dstv, my focus is clear" . . Anywho, ibime swept this. . I was loling at dat celestial line. .

I'm just rollin on the floor wit laughter. . . . Nairaland is just the shiznit

Somebody better shut down the thread/ before I buck rounds of lead. . .

Erm. . .I dey come. .hehehehehe

@ Street, no make me laugh like madman for here o!

@ DBR,

Did you just say you had sleepless nights. . .I thought you do this leisurely mehn. .hehehehe

Howz about tomorrow night 9pm deadline for round 2. . .enough parambulating. .

@DBR & Ibime

Do you guys agree to declare this round a draw??

eldee:

@DBR & Ibime

Do you guys agree to declare this round a draw??

are they expected to determine the outcome of their own battle?

04kaa:

are they expected to determine the outcome of their own battle?

No, they are expected to decide mutually whether to go into another round or just wait.

Ibime:


@ DBR,
Did you just say you had sleepless nights. . .I thought you do this leisurely mehn. .hehehehe

Howz about tomorrow night 9pm deadline for round 2. . .enough parambulating. .

9pm tomorrow it is,, dbr vs ibime round 2, final round.!!  

ibime u gave him 18hrs to prepare , have u forgotten that dbr needs 24 hrs or more to pen just wordplays?
dbr and ibime prepare ur 2nd round bars. 9pm tomorrow all verses to be sent to abdullahi aka eldigity

Wait for what?

Scores is tied, and the voters feel disappointed with the battle.

Round 2 jor!

Ibime:

Wait for what?

Scores is tied, and the voters feel disappointed with the battle.

Round 2 jor!

Aiite . . . 6pm tomorrow.

Dnt be sleazy ibime. . i was referin to the verses i dropped on FFR
while i was keepin the place buzzin before ur cheap shot at the throne!
And cos of ma busy schedule i had to pen soem thots down at nights. .when im free.
All our verses when u attacked was in one DAY. .no nights, rmemba?
Cant promise anythin this week, i have 2 international brand pitches on ma desk.

@eldee,
if after more than 9votes. .about 4 draw points. .ibime +2. . dbr +3 (minus the ones u didnt count o)
if that's d defination of draw. .then declare it draw. na u be iwu/inec naauw

oNe

DBR:


Cant promise anythin this week, i have 2 international brand pitches on ma desk.

excuse don start, u no go close for office?

DBR:

@eldee,
if after more than 9votes. .then declare it draw. na u be iwu/inec naauw

oNe

so na eldee be maurice iwu now, shebi na ofoka u dey call ofoka iwu b4,, thank God say no be me receive ur verse 9pm tomorrow no excuses.!!

DBR:

@eldee,
if after more than 9votes. .about 4 draw points. .ibime +2. . dbr +3 (minus the ones u didnt count o)
if that's d defination of draw. .then declare it draw. na u be iwu/inec naauw

oNe

You wanna be sarcastic then do it right . . . after nine votes, Ibime won if we counted the draw votes.
Elbereth Streetwize And I mistakenly left out Ofoka's vote before.
It would have ended 3:2.

Don't forget Nellaluv as well.

@ DBR,

Am sure you were the one who suggested battle should be open format, and I said no, let's do one round, and if its close, we go round 2. This is less time consuming than even your original plan.

yea Eldee . . .thank you for disrespecting me. . . f[i]u[/i]ck you very much

Hmmn . . .nice battle still.

Ibime, your lines were longer than usual this time, what happened? Seemed to me like you tried forcing the issue here cos I was even feeling your last warning shot to DBR even more.

Your verse was very witty though . . . got me laughing.


DBR, you just dey vex anyhow . . . .went straight to the point and attacked. I gbadun your opener but they were a couple of generic lines. I dont actually mind generic lines as long as they are worded differently and made unique which you did. It wasn't the best verse I've seen from you.

All in all, it was a good battle but I think I need to read the verses again to make a decision.

Eldee, wetin be scores now?

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yea Eldee . . .thank you for disrespecting me. . . f[i]u[/i]ck you very much

Gimme your BB pin, let's settle this dispute over dinner.

Eldee see what you get when you make em rush you into umpire bizness. See as dem wan turn you to Stuart Atwell?
Set the parameters for votes abeg. And please conclude on result of this round. Nobody said it had to be a draw for there to be a round 2.

Ibime, may be not same point, I do believe you've seen Chamo tellin you your lines were unusually longer? No be only me see am oh.

@ Slim,

Its for 3 step beat (Dirty South), not 2 step.

If you read Streetwize 2nd battle with me, his verse was also for 3 step.

slimshay:

Eldee see what you get when you make em rush you into umpire bizness. See as dem wan turn you to Stuart Atwell?
Set the parameters for votes abeg. And please conclude on result of this round. Nobody said it had to be a draw for there to be a round 2.

The rules are the same ones we've been using ever since . . . DBR has only battled once so he doesn't understand them.

9 credible votes . . . credible votes are votes which come with analysis, draw votes don't count.
Discretion on what votes are credible remain subject to my veto . . . and that power was signed over to me when they agreed to use Warcraft.

Now in cases of deadlocks or popular demands, a second round will take place if agreed by both parties.
If not we wait till we get nine votes.

DBR is famous for his premature victory laps, only that this time he's using a tongue in cheek comment.

DBR:

Nor mind am . .wayo boy! Street thinks he can fool us and suck us in.
Go to FFR and prove urself u still got it. .make una nor turn dis plave to FFR lounge.
Plus erase the tot u stil got the crown. .u wey dem don impeach due to your inactivity!

Haha. . . I know I havent got the crown any longer, If I still did, NL would be very disappointing cuz I havent been regular here in about 8 months.
All I have is my unbeaten record,
and also the fact that word on the Street, is that the best with words is Streetz, word!!!
The fact is when Im ready, Ill snatch the crown from Ibime (with his head still attached to it(Bis)) haha. . . . a second time. . lol, or from you if you defeat him.

As of now, I might even decide to rip ofoka at this audio battle thing he's been shouting about . . .

streetwize:

Haha. . . I know I havent got the crown any longer,

As of now, I might even decide to rip ofoka at this audio battle thing he's been shouting about . . . 

DEAL IS SIGNED, ELDEE SET THE THREAD STREETWISE VS OFOKA, THE END OF ALL ARMAGEDDON AUDIO BATTLES. DEADLINE SOMETIME NEXT WEEK OR 2 WEEKS FROM NOW .!!  AND ELDEE MAKE SURE U DO A CLASSIC INTRO TO THIS

STREETWISE IS THE DEAL SIGNED?? DONT FORGET AM THE CURRENT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP A CROWN I WON AFTER BEATING GENUFLECT    AND AS U CAN SEE your TEXT CHAMPION IBIME IS SCARED TO BATTLE ME

ELDEE WHERE ARE U ?SET THE THREAD RIGHT NOW EBORA MERINDINLOGOTA WANTS TO DESTROY STREETWISE!

Alrite Ofoka, I take up your challenge on one condition: this is not a formal battle, we just sparring okay?

Also, abeg as the king you suppose take am easy on me

I will record somfn this weekend hopefully . . . . not a song, a phuking attack!!!!

Eldee. .draw means draw. Do u count draw as plus for smone again . .na wa o.
Yea. .i may not really know the rules but. .
After u counted the "credible votes" YOU said score stands at> ibime 2. .DBR 3.
That dont sound like draw to me. .and u blame me for sayin so? . .
and all of a sudden because i commented. .it now stands at Ibime 3. .dbr 2?
Anythin y'all say. .i just want a closure to it. .
If Bis wins. .im sure he deserves it. .if i win i think i deserve it.
So really it's not bout the winning. .but the sportpenmanship we both displayed.
The fact that some cant really say who takes it says enuff.
If u need to PM more credible voters to come vote to get a resolve, fine.
crude, chamo, genu, . .by d way is crude and crudedude the same person?
Alredy we both have an understandin that whichever way it goes. .a 2nd round must happen.
And of course the iwu/inec is just joke. .dont kno y y'all catch feelings when im involved

Ibime. .i already said we can do 2nd round. .but i cant promise u this week.
U think im backin out from whoopin u again?!



Street, goin after Ibime for the crown is chasin shadows. . like i said na babe wedding Tiara dey im head o.
U want the real thing. .u gon have to take it, steal or snatch it from me. .cos it's in ma custody . . for now


oNe

oga, dont count your chickens b4 they hatched,. . . better focus on beating Ibime first so u can rightfully have a claim to at least a batttle record