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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by matkid(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
LifeOfTrigga:
I’m a virgin, and after three rounds no blood..


are u saying there must be blood when u Bleep a virgin? me and my friend have been arguing about it
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by NwanyiOkpa(f): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
I was raped by some boys, that's how I lost my virginity.

lol. they all say this.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by adanny01(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by collinometricx: 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
tchidi066:
Never been in love... so i don't know



can i dm?
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by RexTramadol1: 11:06pm On Nov 28, 2019
I was raped and that's how I got deflowered





Girls sabi that line like say na same teacher dey teach dem

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by namiji2598: 11:08pm On Nov 28, 2019
collinometricx:




can i dm?
she is using another lie to get another maga.....kwantue DM okay

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by namiji2598: 11:09pm On Nov 28, 2019
adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.
mad iooooooo

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by samydo(m): 11:10pm On Nov 28, 2019
Drsnives:
Was naive then sha, she always claim to be a virgin.. Neva knew She was on her period d ist tym i banged ha.. Dnt ask me hw i found out. Glory thunder fire you anywhere you they
u






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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 28, 2019
biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever embarassed
and u believe? U be ode true true.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Mamode14(m): 11:11pm On Nov 28, 2019
daviddelly:
she dumped me to serve God according to her, never knew she was banging my cousin,though she never knew he was my cousin, I went to hospital because of HBP ,my cousin even disvirgined her , something she said after our marriage I can have it,did date for years 6 cos of her brk I really love dat gurl
I wonder why they can't keep up to that word
"After our marriage" cry
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by LifeOfTrigga(m): 11:12pm On Nov 28, 2019
matkid:
are u saying there must be blood when u Bleep a virgin? me and my friend have been arguing about it


Sure man, if even it’s little blood. Cos some are always much and may even scares you..
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by collinometricx: 11:14pm On Nov 28, 2019
namiji2598:
she is using another lie to get another maga.....kwantue DM okay


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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by truekingmike(m): 11:14pm On Nov 28, 2019
biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever embarassed

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by medolab90(m): 11:15pm On Nov 28, 2019
She kept seeing this guy which she tells me is her cousin and I believed her.. even though when my guys kept giving me proof. But I still kept on believing just because of my mumu love sad


Later found out they were together.

Omo I don mumu gan o, just hope to be getting tougher and stronger day by day for these bitches.

And again stop trusting gals I pity guys wey dey trust girls.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by od501: 11:16pm On Nov 28, 2019
U dey bang woman on her period, Oga be careful oo. The unseen plays a major role here.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by realoscar84(m): 11:17pm On Nov 28, 2019
I'm even ashamed of myself saying this, knelt down to begging a woman to forgive me for accusing her wrongly even when I knew deep down in me I was right. Chai, knelt down holding her leg crying for forgivenes just cuz of pussy wey later tire me. Anyway Las Las, I delt with her though. But whenever I remember that moment, Im ashamed cuz I let myself down.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by OlawaleBammie: 11:17pm On Nov 28, 2019
ussv:
Like during my youth days when i was single and was very much in love with my then girlfriend. We used proceeds from her sugar daddy to survive when we were on campus in our days as undergraduate in Unilag. Even though she spent nights with the sugar daddy in question and come back to campus with huge sums of money, i still believed what she always told me that "the man did not touch her" . I believed her because i was in love and it went on for years until she broke up with me to go and become the 2nd wife of the sugar daddy. It really devastated me. I knew there was no way it was true because on each visit to the sugar daddy she was coming home with nothing less than 5k , i`m talking about 5k in the late 80s., but i chose to believe her and be in denial because i wanted to be alright and not feel distraught or bad.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Blackicegold(m): 11:18pm On Nov 28, 2019
namiji2598:
during my NYSC year last year, I heard that my girl is dating one guy who has been following her even while I was in sch..I know this guy to be a pussy killer, but my girl keeps begging me and swearing to me that she never sleep with him. I dont know what to believe again, I wanted to forgive and continue but after seeing some comments hrer, hope she is not jus lying to me?




You don know,you don know wa is goin on grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by habeesola(f): 11:22pm On Nov 28, 2019
He called someone else to talk to me as his mom so I can borrow him money, though I borrowed him.I mumu then sha

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Eaztzide: 11:23pm On Nov 28, 2019
jibrilELsudan:
She said I can shoot my hot cum inside her kukunase that she can't fall pregnant cause she's a virgin.

Creative liars =-O
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by kkins25(m): 11:24pm On Nov 28, 2019
biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever embarassed
Hahahahahahahahah hshaha8.. my belle go burst.....Hahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahah

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Nnemuka(f): 11:25pm On Nov 28, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


One ancestor spotted here.
...

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by OlawaleBammie: 11:31pm On Nov 28, 2019
od501:
U dey bang woman on her period, Oga be careful oo. The unseen plays a major role here.

Abeg wetin d tin dey cause?? enlighten me pls
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by zexy2030(m): 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2019
Starboyyy:



As in ehn, once dated a lady who said she doesn't like sex and she didn't want sex, but the way she spread her legs for me when it was time, even my d**k was confused grin
Just understand some ladies no means yes...they just want to blame you that you forced them whereas they need it...just to prove to you they are not sex freak but actually they are and seeking to win your trust.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by holocron: 11:35pm On Nov 28, 2019
ussv:
Like during my youth days when i was single and was very much in love with my then girlfriend. We used proceeds from her sugar daddy to survive when we were on campus in our days as undergraduate in Unilag. Even though she spent nights with the sugar daddy in question and come back to campus with huge sums of money, i still believed what she always told me that "the man did not touch her" . I believed her because i was in love and it went on for years until she broke up with me to go and become the 2nd wife of the sugar daddy. It really devastated me. I knew there was no way it was true because on each visit to the sugar daddy she was coming home with nothing less than 5k , i'm talking about 5k in the late 80s., but i chose to believe her and be in denial because i wanted to be alright and not feel distraught or bad.

5k in the late 80s or was it the late 90s. Man in the late eighties u can buy a 2nd hand car for 10k. Youth service allowee was 250 Naira. Oil company salary was 4.0k. government civil servants earn 1k to 2k. etc

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Nature8(m): 11:36pm On Nov 28, 2019
biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever embarassed

Her ex boyfriend raped her, that's why she lost her virginity..
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Nobody: 11:37pm On Nov 28, 2019
Every comments /lies here relates to women,,, women talk your own naw, is it only ladies that lies in relationships?

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by OlawaleBammie: 11:39pm On Nov 28, 2019
Nnemuka:

You are so daft
This is an online.forum niqa
Everybody here must not be writing jamb or seeking admission.

learn to respect your elders

U re too mean and harsh dearie, not up to this tho.

I never meant it dat way, never meant to disrespect him indeed, just got surprised wen i saw 80s.... I was like.. eeehhh!!! someone who was in d uni by den can still b dis active on Dis platform?

Seriously I never meant to disrespect, if u and him find it disrespectful den i would say u guys should forgive.

Buh u sound harsh sha.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by ussv: 11:43pm On Nov 28, 2019
holocron:


5k in the late 80s or was it the late 90s. Man in the late eighties u can buy a 2nd hand car for 10k. Youth service allowee was 250 Naira. Oil company salary was 4.0k. government civil servants earn 1k to 2k. etc
We bought a Toyota Celica then and we eventually rented a two bedroom flat at Onike Yaba, we were living large and her family was better for it at that time. The money also went a long way to help her family's needs , and the unbelievable thing in all this is that she gave the credit to me . She painted me in good light before her family and would often tell them that the gifts and money came from me. Only a few girls would do that. I was really really in love, and our separation started when the sugar daddy forced his way into making her introduce him to her family, that became the beginning of the end for me , and my eye open by force, and the rest they as they say, is history.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Mhizdew: 11:46pm On Nov 28, 2019
Have always been sharp in all my doings, do if you lie I go just look you nod my head cos me self lie pass you.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by drezzyx(m): 11:47pm On Nov 28, 2019
Ajascentdelake:
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grin grin. Pls share , appears interesting.
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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by CanadaOrBust: 11:47pm On Nov 28, 2019
Newguyhere:
"I'm a virgin ".
I later got to find out that it was a big fat lie angry sad

It will belong on this thread only if you still believed her AFTER the sex

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