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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Ginaz(f): 3:55am On Nov 29, 2019
“I don’t want to lose you”, Then he went to get a girl pregnant. grin

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Thunderblasts(m): 4:34am On Nov 29, 2019
respect80:
This is my first time but the gateway was as wiiiiiiiiide as Wembley.

In fact, she could catch a dick falling from the sky with her puxxy without necessarily looking up.
Lolzzzzz I can relate

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Rilley(m): 4:44am On Nov 29, 2019
respect80:
This is my first time but the gateway was as wiiiiiiiiide as Wembley.

In fact, she could catch a dick falling from the sky with her puxxy without necessarily looking up.
Jeez! is the pussy that wide shocked

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Nature8(m): 4:47am On Nov 29, 2019
Inyaka:
Lol.. Here to read more comments.

Meanwhile, Watch detailed story on the student who was expelled for impregnating his University lecturer in Lafia below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU-58jSMNSM
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Alexun(m): 4:52am On Nov 29, 2019
gbengaoyeladun:
My girlfriend told me that she is a virgin and ask her to open her leg......she is telling me the truth she is a virgin I saw it my myself thats last week 26yrs of age

Nawa oh! You dey assess virginity by sight? Brother, you be legend, Sir!



Won't be surprised when it's time to do the real do, she will tell you you disvirgined her by this "sighting" you did grin

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by bukatyne(f): 4:55am On Nov 29, 2019
Emmany13:


Almost every girl av met always tell dz lie lol �

If you think girls are lying about been raped especially when younger, that means that the child sexual abuse we are screaming doesn't exist right?

Adults do not abuse the wards under them?

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by bukatyne(f): 4:59am On Nov 29, 2019
ussv:
Like during my youth days when i was single and was very much in love with my then girlfriend. We used proceeds from her sugar daddy to survive when we were on campus in our days as undergraduate in Unilag. Even though she spent nights with the sugar daddy in question and come back to campus with huge sums of money, i still believed what she always told me that "the man did not touch her" . I believed her because i was in love and it went on for years until she broke up with me to go and become the 2nd wife of the sugar daddy. It really devastated me. I knew there was no way it was true because on each visit to the sugar daddy she was coming home with nothing less than 5k , i`m talking about 5k in the late 80s., but i chose to believe her and be in denial because i wanted to be alright and not feel distraught or bad.

Funny.

So you were fine with your babe playing another man to give you guys money?

You are not a victim brother.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Santinho: 5:00am On Nov 29, 2019
Sometimes memories like this make me laugh and smile that one may I'm loosing it in public.

My ex then( Older girl) was dating another guy I knew but kept assuring me that she is only giving the guy false hope because of his financial support. �

I have never done this before..... Bla bla bla

I will kill myself if you leave me �

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by bukatyne(f): 5:01am On Nov 29, 2019
adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.


It is possible that she got pregnant without penetration if seen was around her genitals.

As for the abortion possible while she is a virgin, I do not have an idea.
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Thunderblasts(m): 5:06am On Nov 29, 2019
Alexun:


Nawa oh! You dey assess virginity by sight? Brother, you be legend, Sir!



Won't be surprised when it's time to do the real do, she will tell you you disvirgined her by this "sighting" you did grin
LOL
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by bukatyne(f): 5:08am On Nov 29, 2019
vicoloni:
I was raped by an armed robber that's how I lost my virginity. Anytime I remember this I laugh. She must think I'm stupid lol

Armed robbers don't rape people?
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Thunderblasts(m): 5:08am On Nov 29, 2019
bukatyne:


Armed robbers don't rape people?

The best liars in this country are girls.
You were raped and yet you be runs girl dey follow man sleep for hotels?..
Did you tell your mom you got raped?_ NO!
Can I confirm from your people if it's true you once got raped?_ NO!
You think rape is not a serious word abi?
That word RAPE sef have suffered..
No be only rape na KREST

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by stealmatic(m): 5:18am On Nov 29, 2019
raquel97:
She's my besty, we've been friends since 100 level, mean while, they've been having nice times and numerous sleep over . cry
dis tin go pain u die 4u to send it twice pele

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by holyfather(m): 5:26am On Nov 29, 2019
totosucker:
We are colleagues, meanwhile, the guy dey knack am
Did you catch them red-handed?
It could be a one time off ...
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by ussv: 5:28am On Nov 29, 2019
bukatyne:


Funny.

So you were fine with your babe playing another man to give you guys money?

You are not a victim brother.
You are not listening and you are definitely not reading. Who mentioned anything about being a victim ? The topic was about believing a lie was actually true while you were in love. I never claimed to be a victim.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by OlawaleBammie: 5:37am On Nov 29, 2019
seangy4konji:
I was once in a lounge drinking beer with my girl friend when two men with two ladies about the age of 65 came to sit at the next table waiting for football..the man backing me brought out his phone and the first page he opened was nairaland clearly...thianis. afaceless forums..daddiesbhere also.
Lol, but people of those age rarely comment, I understand cus dey wouldn't be exchanging words with teenagers.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by OlawaleBammie: 5:38am On Nov 29, 2019
dracosith:


Deleting that comment would go a long way of apologizing. Honestly, you were really disrespectful

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by bereavedheart: 5:40am On Nov 29, 2019
Ex-boyfriend said he has never had sex just because he wanted to sleep with me undecided
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by damosade(m): 5:47am On Nov 29, 2019
adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.
it is scientifically possible,cause a report as this was documented years back

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Staro: 5:50am On Nov 29, 2019
aro1:
how is morenike doing sir?



Hope it's not same "morenike'I'm thinking of?

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Domwiz4all(m): 6:03am On Nov 29, 2019
adanny01:
I have this ex girlfriend.

She still believes I deflowered her, even though I just agreed to keep the topic off the table, I know she is a big liar.

Before we did it for the 1st time, she told me she never did and also told me she has had an abortion! You are confused right? I am correct.

What she still claims is that the guy who was before me, whose bady she deleted, never fully penetrated but on the trial process, ejaculated on (not in) privates. Effectively, she got pregnant without actual intercourse.

I then came later, the rope is still on my neck that I did it first.
She could be telling the truth, the hymen does not completely cover (seal) the Virgina. This is the reason a virgin could still pass out blood from the virgina when menstruating

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by respect80(m): 6:11am On Nov 29, 2019
Rilley:
Jeez! is the pussy that wide shocked

Yes. Very wiiiiiiiiide and deep too.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by SenecaTheYonger: 6:13am On Nov 29, 2019
realoscar84:
I'm even ashamedof myself saying this, knelt down to begging a woman to forgive me for accusing her wrongly even when I knew deep down in me I was right. Chai, knelt down holding her leg crying for forgivenes just cuz of pussy wey later tire me. Anyway Las Las, I delt with her though. But whenever I remember that moment, Im ashamed cuz I let myself down.

Forgive yourself. Atleast u didn't do it in public. Just imagine begging her like that on your street where u grew up grin grin

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by lexxyrule(m): 6:14am On Nov 29, 2019
Oovi5:
Told me his other girlfriend is his "Cousin" but she's crushing on him...!

Kp,god will punish you!

Wassup bae
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by ATTemi: 6:17am On Nov 29, 2019
I can’t live without you.

She’s happily married with 3 kids.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by TizaBaibe(m): 6:19am On Nov 29, 2019
Saw a sex tape in her phone and was told she did it when drunk, that niggah took advantage
Went to confront the co actor street wise and niggah showed me more on different dates. That she was just sex tool to him.
Hard for a bitch to be loyal tho.

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by Nobody: 6:30am On Nov 29, 2019
Inyaka:
Lol.. Here to read more comments.

Meanwhile, Watch detailed story on the student who was expelled for impregnating his University lecturer in Lafia below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU-58jSMNSM

FAKE NEWS

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/lafia-varsity-student-did-not-impregnate-female-lecturer.html
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by scanado(m): 6:36am On Nov 29, 2019
So u exploited your FEMALE STUDENT
and took advantage of her because she is an orphan. Uncle... That's bad
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by SegunAj(m): 6:43am On Nov 29, 2019
Olukoso1:
This is gonna be an interesting thread...

Let me get a chair to sit on
please shift small joor make I put my chair beside u

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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by olmoRoc: 6:44am On Nov 29, 2019
that she was a virgin at 24
Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by oyeezah(f): 6:53am On Nov 29, 2019
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Re: What's The Craziest Lie You Believed Because You Were In Love? by luminouz(m): 6:56am On Nov 29, 2019
Tboymessiah:
My gal do sell with a guy at shoprite, but they do close late sometimes 11:30pm,or 12:am, she do pass night in the guy Aoz (unknown to me )but when I came to visit her, she thought have gone back to the city where I stay, she didn't come home dat day, so she realized hve found out she don't sleep at home but deny there's nothing btw them, unti I spy via there chatting :
Guy.. good morning my baby.
girl... love, Hmmm.
but she told me the guy collected the phone from her hand to type (love ) just to check if her phone can chat........ shoprite Akure.


This one off me grin grin grin

Pele o bros!

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