Chidex2442:
I on generator, enter house sleep till dawn. Forget to change over

This one off me ���

Person2person:


you are lucky to have an understanding guy as a friend cos most people won't attribute your action entirely to alcohol, they will rather think you have been secretly admiring your guys chick while the alcohol is just a pushh....... you have a good guy!

I was really lucky, after that day i was so shy of seeing the girl. I had to call my guy and explain matters to him, though he felt suspicious initialy but after a while he knew i never meant it and we were able to joke and laff over it

Dliquidmetal:
I can so relate bruh, when I don smoke or drink I usually do away with my phone in order not to place stupid trades lol, I have zero fear and risk management when I'm high as kite �

Lol u understand boss. i be type wey no dey drink.

OBku4:
Lolz Omo na why I no dey download mt4 4 phone... make wonders no happen

Hahahaha

Alcohol never did anything to me I swear. But I once slapped da hell out of a Captain in plain clothe.

I will finish this story when I find the picture of my face and body 10 days after the incident... No, I mean attempted suicide

MajorOvakporaye:


All these audio and scam toilets wey you dey post every time sef!!!

How is it a scam ? Have you order one and it wasnt deliver?

Proposed to a girl I was hesitant to propose to.

alexistaiwo:
I don't drink


I don't smoke


I don't eat meat

u deserve a medal of honour abii..mumu man

Myself and my guys (two guys) worked as a bulk teller then in gboko and we went to shayo on a lovely Tuesday night. We left the bar around 2am.

I don't know how I got home but the next day at work was very funny.

The 3 of us were the only bulk teller in the cubicle, we agreed that each person will go behind the cubicles to rest due to hangover.

It was a successful day, working in the influence of hangover I can never forget that day

SmartyPants:


I hope you cleaned very well?

team junkie

SmartyPants:


I hope you cleaned very well?

team junkie

Mehn I was sweating inside air-condition that faithful day

Kekereekun123:
hahahahah na there he go be. oke odo after that petrol station opposite kdorms lmao

Silentgroper:
Like tryint to look 4 buttholes to stick ur tiny dick in huh

Mŷnd44

This is just too funny for me abeg.

Lincoln275:
When I thought I have died and started crying , plz it’s not funnny

he loves you. give him a shance

0KNM:


Mŷnd44

adanny01:


Ur own better. My friends own is similar but worst.

He came home drunk around 5pm, it was cloudy. His mum had visitors, her friends were at the front porch while his mum was in the kitchen fixing something for her friends.

My friend thought it was very late and the gate would've been locked so he scaled the fence.

He dropped when they were looking at him. He still didn't see them and started to tip toe going to the back door before they call his attention.

lol

Have you ever been drunk after smoking enough Igbo? It wasn't funny that year.
That's how I reached a roundabout and negotiated it for over 6 times until one good Samaritan forced me to pack one side.
Since then I said bye, bye to weed remaining alcohol.

Mywd:

Did they win

no one did. But to America it was a great loss.

JidennaJason:
You remember the notorious "One-tee-four" Hostel?

yeahh. Why not haha..

Mine was sooo bad and embarrassing but it helped shaped my way of drinking positively. I didn't stop drinking all together after the incident but it taught me how to put my self under control at all times.
I have always been embarrassing myself at all times by drinking to stupor but the most embarrassing one happened on the 28th of August 2017, ironically it's 3 years now. A bro was celebrating his birthday and took us all to a bar to chill.. We were served asun and a brandy that I can't really place its name again.
At the start, there was fayrouz to mix the brandy but along the line, the fayrouz got finished so we were sipping just the brandy alone together with the asun and I stupidly took the brandy rush rush in a large quantity.
I really didn't know what happened after wards but everything was narrated to me the next day, they said I wanted to jump down from the 2nd storey building we were having the drink claiming that only small children uses a stair case.
They also said I didn't want to follow them home on the basis that I need to watch a Champions League match ( it was past 12am)
I walked inside muds saying e Don tey wey I swim last.
I made a mess of the guys room that I spent the night urinating and vomiting everywhere and it took me a while before I was able to open my eyes the next day as the vomit dried up on my eyes.
I had to take the guys bedsheets, duvet and Co to the dry cleaner and his rug to the car wash and I spent almost 10k cleaning all the mess..to cap it off, I no fit chop for almost 2 days and the hangover dey my Body for like 4 days.
Since that day like this.. Nah just one bottle of beer I dey take and nah even once in a while no Matter the awoof. This yr like this, nah just once or twice I still drink beer. But I dey smoke igbo Sha... I love that shit.. Beer and Ogogoro nah nonsense

JenniferEkubo:
yeahh. Why not haha..

That was my hostel then...

Miwasky:
Can’t forget that day ... my kid brothers Matric ....was so drunk that I decleared Free drink for everyone that knows my brother ...my eyes got open when they gave me my bill......Alcohol is bad

First time I got drunk at a colleague's birthday party, I missed a step and dipped my leg into this dirty gutter. I didn't even care
Second was after taking this wicked and chilled bottles of Star, about 6. I went to see a female course mate whose house is close to the bar. I only remember my other course mate telling me i told my female course mate that I have always fantasized about sucking her bööbs.

Last one that happened was on my birthday, some years ago; It was just a small party that I invited my close friends (about 4)and my gf invited about 3 of hers. During the party, my gf whispered into my ear that she's gonna eat me raw that night. I excused myself to a nearby store to get some condoms, cos shît may happen. Long story short, we both were so drunk that after the party, I just slept on the floor while she passed out on the bed. Next day, man no even get strength to stand up till around 10 or 11am

Snipper007:
When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

so what happened next

NACE13:
First time I got drunk at a colleague's birthday party, I missed a step and dipped my leg into this dirty gutter. I didn't even care
Second was after taking this wicked and chilled bottles of Star, about 6. I went to see a female course mate whose house is close to the bar. I only remember my other course mate telling me i told my female course mate that I have always fantasized about sucking her bööbs.

Last one that happened was on my birthday, some years ago; It was just a small party that I invited my close friends (about 4)and my gf invited about 3 of hers. During the party, my gf whispered into my ear that she's gonna eat me raw that night. I excused myself to a nearby store to get some condoms, cos shît may happen. Long story short, we both were so drunk that after the party, I just slept on the floor while she passed out on the bed. Next day, man no even get strength to stand up till around 10 or 11am

Next Time nah army u go slap...
Have I ever tested alchol
No

KingAzubuike:
I love alcohol, it boosts your confidence.

During the Vietnam war, Vietnamese soldiers were allowed to get drunk in order to make their assault more ruthless.

The kind of drugs soldiers take, u sef no know half of them

globalmart:


Next Time nah army u go slap...
Have I ever tested alcohol
No

I hope so. E don tey wey I dey wan slap army person. But trust me, once a while you should get high or tipsy. You'll love it, trust me. Just one day sha

NACE13:


I hope so. E don tey wey I dey wan slap army person. But trust me, once a while you should get high or tipsy. You'll love it, trust me. Just one day sha

U are always incouraging me to do bad thing..
Anyway i won't..am health inclined and a know the dangers of alcholism ..