busariabeyx24:
Came home drunk on the 26th Dec 2018 and went straight to my room to sleep only to wake up for mid night outside my house with the gate locked. I banged on the gate so hard no body gree Open. Was so scared I had to enter the church opposite my house.
When day finally break my older brother told me he was begging me not to go outside for mid night but I said na there my bed dey.
Since then I've learnt to drink responsibly

Very funny, but your brother is not nice o, he wsn't supposed to allow you now. But its good for you sha

So we get drunkards for NL

JasonScoolari:
-Smiling and Waving a popular mad man at Ekpan....

-Dancing "Makosa" to Ice Prince "Superstar" song at Supreme Hotel, Ekpoma.


Alcohol is not my thing abeg.

lol popular Supreme hotel. I was staying at ujemen close to poultry road

Long time ago I was under the influence of alcohol . I now saw this very beautiful girl that look like under 18, without wasting time I took her home. The first red flag I noticed was the clit. It was larger than the normal one of a young lady.
When I woke up the next morning I was surprised to see a slim 50yrs woman sleeping by my side. Lol, without wasting time I settled her and told her in a very strong language to gently leave and must not look back

I don't do alcohol, it's strictly forbidden for me from birth...

Attended a friend birthday, drinks were surplus. I told him I don't do alcohol, they tried to talked me into it but I'm highly principled, so I stood my ground.

They offered Soft drinks, minutes later they served me a cup of hollandia yogurt, unknown to me they've mixed it with alcohol.

The moment I drank it, {being the first time in my life I'm tasting alcohol} I became something else.

To cut the story short, 5 people where hospitalized, 2 in coma and 10 injured. Wake up 30mins later in chain and crowd.

I still don't know what happened after I took that alcohol till date.

Since then I was highly feared and avoided.

Just look at ,I don't drink ooooh

It was a palm wine mixed with weed without my knowledge at a naming ceremony, I will never forgive that my brother friend who caused the whole thing, anyway I fell inside gutter in the presence of my bae

alexistaiwo:
I don't drink

I don't smoke

I don't eat meat

your type is rare

Let's not go there

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Snipper007:
When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

Even when the girls said NO.
Alcohol told You it was a YES

BETWEEN WEED AND ALCOHOL WHICH ONE HIGH PASS?

Nobodycan:
I drink half of Lords Gin big bottle and I went to school.I Literally wooed my Female HOD.. The After math was so epic

How did it end? Would love to know!

Lexusgs430:



You know even know the WhatsApp group sef.......


It's Association of Breast lovers * Chunky nipples division *.............

lol

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

I was looking for Campari and i saw it ....my favourite with lemon

You see, just like that guy in the picture. I slept in the toilet resting my back on the water cistern. It's the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me, considering the fact that it was a general toilet in a passage house.

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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

Damnnnnn niggarrr! U can lie o

CorGier:
I'm too much of a control freak to let myself go like that. Even the one time I got heavily drunk back in the day with my old man, I still couldn't give up control. With dirty eyes I still ensured the car doors were locked, put on the generator and still made pounded yam/soup and served him in bed. The baba respect me that night nobi small.

Years later the most I've gone is two bottles of Heineken, and maybe a can and the half of bullet...the thought of loosing myself scares the shit out of me.

Me too. I was fucking high but put a firm grip on myself, pulled out my laptop and prepared a whole brief for a client in less than 3 hours. Come even print am, sign am sef

Mine happen few months ago me and my guys had a little get together so we took some bottles there is this gutter I have been going to easy my self so when it finished raining it was time for us to go home.. I say make I jump the gutter and so I fall inside the white cloth I wear change to gutter colour and I bruised my body Thank God nothing serious happened

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

Na on one faithful wash-night (DEC 31ST), i don brag say i go chop life to the fullest because 1 small change dey my hand that day, and my friend sister dey do wedding. I high 4 d wedding no be small, na around 6pm i go sleep dat day, na d next morning dey tell me say dey do happy new year. d matter pain me no be small..

Samsimple:
During my matric party in 100l. I peed into the empty bottle of captain jack we drank and was sipping it little by little.. my guys recorded it. I was so ashamed of myself. But those guys are crazy, how will you watch your guy mess up like that... That's was my first time of getting high and the experience wasn't funny

Your own bad o

I was a bit tipsy and heard all my senses active, just acted drunk and told my then lover how much I loved her. We had a fallout about then and I just had to act drunk.

MemoriesAndMe:

What alcohol will do to you might be different from what it does to others. Some people have high tolerance levels than others naturally. You might be on the same table with your friends drinking, after drinking 6 bottles, you're still ok, but someone that only drank one bottle is already acting like a mad man.
The western world go by something they call BAC (Blood Alcohol Contents) to measure how drunk a person is. It depends on several factors and vary from individual to individual. Most times, heavy set folks have lower BAC than skinny folks that drink the same amount as them. Again, if you had a meal hours before drinking puts you in a better shape than others that drank on an empty stomach or drank while eating - which makes it worse.
Pls dont feel like alcohol doesn't control you when you consume it, most likely you just haven't observed the difference between the sober you and the drunk you.
If you can abstain, please do. I know many of these cos I went through hell with alcohol, it all started from my drinking days in Nigeria, it was all fun and all.

I continued same in the western world with strict laws and the outcome for me was totally negative. No one here from what I have read about went through what alcohol did to me, I almost lost everything until I was regally required to abstain with multiple agencies watching me, special tags for my cars dedicated to alcoholics, ignition interlock devices, AA classes, too much to mention. Nigeria doesn't have all that, huge hospital bills, unnecessary arrests etc the reason many in Nigeria think of alcoholism as fun versus the pain it causes you and others.

Just go on youtube and search for stories of mothers that lost their precious kids to drunk drivers and put yourself in their shoes as a parent. Be glad you are able to control how much influence alcohol currently has over you. My advice for you is please abstain now that you can. You will find out you getto accomplish more than your drinking cohorts. Its a fact.

To corroborate my comments, you can always search for "Online AA meetings" on Google and join one of them. Its free. https://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/options-for-meeting-online
You will get to hear people stories of how alcohol ruined their lives, first hand. One that touched me from a physical AA meeting is a Vice Precident of a firm that eventually became homeless cos she couldn't control her drinking and the troubles it brought her.
Stay blessed bro.

I'm not a heavy drinker though (only drank twice this year), but my weakness is Smirnoff, I too like am, but I'm not addicted to it. I respect people who don't drink though, those guys who could walk into a bar and drink water or malt only, I can do that too if I put myself to it.

donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

Oyigbo road suppose wake u up...
welcome back

Snipper007:


The thing is I always get this stream of unending flows of inspiration whenever am under d influence of OH.

It happens to me too

I don't drink...

I'm a Christian

donbachi:
i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

LMAO

buttlover:


lol and I'm sure the mad man waved back with smiles

You guys cannot coman kii person here ooo.. I Don laf sotey fall from bed. kai

Lol, funny comments sha. Never been drunk, can't say how I am able to do that but I don't have any funny experience with alcohol.

angelfallz:


Which uni was that?

WITS University, Johannesburg.