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Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by YourFavorite21(m): 10:22am On Jun 12, 2022
This one is just looking for attention, na so una jobless reach? Every little thing una go rush go post am for Nairaland.
Mtcheew
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:22am On Jun 12, 2022
SmartyPants:


Where is Hezekiah in the Bible sir?

Bible means collection of books.
Do you mean where is hezekiah in CHRISTIAN Bible?
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Mrpojj(m): 10:22am On Jun 12, 2022
bottlewater1:
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes
You sure say u dey go church at all
Are you even in this country at all?
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Udemzy05: 10:23am On Jun 12, 2022
Maynman:


And didn’t you just engage
Ignorant sheep!

You've been ignored f00l
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Electrochemistry(m): 10:23am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Since your God can't protect you guys then it's more than necessary to do the search...if you don't wanna get searched then sit in your house.. wink

God/gods are so weak that they can't protect their children..I mean you claim to serve a lifeless God and he was alive to watch you slaughtered on a Sunday serving him..let's say as the Christians would..he did it for a reason..the Christian God is a clown nothing else..a mass murderer he is..and some persons keep on serving something they created.. undecided grin

Man created the concept of God...For you only see humanoids claiming of his existence and literally nothing else...Plus if individuals noticed the concept of “god/God” changes every generation... grin
Man created God in his own image so pls it's high time y'all dish him in the waste bin where he belongs... cheesy

CAN WE NOW ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GOD IS DEAD? grin

Proverbs 3:7 Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the Lord and depart from evil.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Ernesthugo(m): 10:23am On Jun 12, 2022
YOU ARE A WASTE!!YOU NO GET COURAGE ABEG MARRY FINE WIFE WELL YOU SO BROKE PREGNANT FINE TRENCHES GIRL THAT WHAT BEFITS YOUR STATUS>>>> grin
TheKrakon:


Make you know say i dey above average. To be deleted in 5 minutes.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:24am On Jun 12, 2022
Udemzy05:


You've been ignored f00l

You’ve been brainwashed, retar,d.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Ernesthugo(m): 10:24am On Jun 12, 2022
cool cool cool coolREST!!!
Maynman:


Cheap!
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:24am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
cool cool cool coolREST!!!

Cheap cheesy
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by blackjack21(m): 10:25am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Since your God can't protect you guys then it's more than necessary to do the search...if you don't wanna get searched then sit in your house.. wink

God/gods are so weak that they can't protect their children..I mean you claim to serve a lifeless God and he was alive to watch you slaughtered on a Sunday serving him..let's say as the Christians would..he did it for a reason..the Christian God is a clown nothing else..a mass murderer he is..and some persons keep on serving something they created.. undecided grin

Man created the concept of God...For you only see humanoids claiming of his existence and literally nothing else...Plus if individuals noticed the concept of “god/God” changes every generation... grin
Man created God in his own image so pls it's high time y'all dish him in the waste bin where he belongs... cheesy

CAN WE NOW ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GOD IS DEAD? grin

Bro, it's much more complicated than that. God may have been the one who orchestrated the shooting to keep in track one of his big cosmic plans, after all there is nothing God can not do. cheesy
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 10:26am On Jun 12, 2022
Maynman:


Bible means collection of books.
Do you mean where is hezekiah in CHRISTIAN Bible?

Which other Bible is there other than the Christian Bible?

Bro let's not go too far down this path because you are starting to sound highly irrational.

There is no book of Hezekiah anywhere. Not even outside the Bible.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by akee01(m): 10:26am On Jun 12, 2022
Werey*


FERNANDEZISBACK:
Since your God can't protect you guys then it's more than necessary to do the search...if you don't wanna get searched then sit in your house.. wink

God/gods are so weak that they can't protect their children..I mean you claim to serve a lifeless God and he was alive to watch you slaughtered on a Sunday serving him..let's say as the Christians would..he did it for a reason..the Christian God is a clown nothing else..a mass murderer he is..and some persons keep on serving something they created.. undecided grin

Man created the concept of God...For you only see humanoids claiming of his existence and literally nothing else...Plus if individuals noticed the concept of “god/God” changes every generation... grin
Man created God in his own image so pls it's high time y'all dish him in the waste bin where he belongs... cheesy

CAN WE NOW ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GOD IS DEAD? grin
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:27am On Jun 12, 2022
SmartyPants:


Which other Bible is there other than the Christian Bible?

Bro let's not go too far down this path because you are starting to sound highly irrational.

There is no book of Hezekiah anywhere. Not even outside the Bible.

We have the Hebrew Bible, Bible literally means books, don’t we have other books apart from the Christian Bible?

Don’t let grammar deceive you, you are the one that’s ignorant of what Bible is and acting irrational.

Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Ernesthugo(m): 10:28am On Jun 12, 2022
Maynman AFONJA REST AND DRINK YOUR GARRI, IN THE ZOO YOU ARE IN..
Maynman:


Cheap cheesy
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:29am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
Maynman AFONJA REST AND DRINK YOUR GARRI, IN THE ZOO YOU ARE IN..


Flathea,d that’s cheap.
Ernesthugo
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:29am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
YOU ARE A WASTE!!YOU NO GET COURAGE ABEG MARRY FINE WIFE WELL YOU SO BROKE PREGNANT FINE TRENCHES GIRL THAT WHAT BEFITS YOUR STATUS>>>> grin

Who are you? What are you saying?

Oh, na you be that mugu when no know wating CAPS lock dey work for. Oya na go rest. Stop to dey disgrace yourself Mr. BASTAR,D.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 10:30am On Jun 12, 2022
Maynman:


We have the Hebrew Bible, Bible literally means books, don’t we have other books apart from the Christian Bible?

So when someone says to you, go get me a Bible, your immediate response, would be "which collection of books?"

Good to know. Cheers.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by phemmyfour: 10:31am On Jun 12, 2022
bottlewater1:
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes
With what happened last week....trust nobody
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by chinae(m): 10:31am On Jun 12, 2022
bottlewater1:
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes
Kai,
How can someone (educated or not) have such level of thought?

Rhetoric question sha
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:32am On Jun 12, 2022
SmartyPants:


So when someone says to you, go get me a Bible, your immediate response, would be "which collection of books?"

Good to know. Cheers.

You mean When a ignorant Nigerian ask me?
If you go to Latin and Greek countries it means books.

Because I’m a Christian I should be intentionally dumb?

Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by tonyson010(m): 10:32am On Jun 12, 2022
bottlewater1:
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes

it is necessary. there is even a military truck here.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Ernesthugo(m): 10:32am On Jun 12, 2022
ASK GOOGLE?
TheKrakon:


Who are you? What are you saying?
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by kelly72: 10:32am On Jun 12, 2022
TheKrakon:


Stop giving credit to this imaginary being hiding inside a book and in peoples brain.

A book and people's brains, the two basic homes of creativity. And who is the great creator? Thanks for acknowledging our Him.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Ernesthugo(m): 10:34am On Jun 12, 2022
FLAT HEAD BETTER THAN OPOLO WITH NO BRAIN TISSUE REASON WHY THEY MINE AFONJA SKULLS,YOURS NEXT Maynman cry cry cry
Maynman:



Flathea,d that’s cheap.
Ernesthugo
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:34am On Jun 12, 2022
kelly72:


A book and people's brains, the two basic homes of creativity. And who is the great creator? Thanks for acknowledging our Him.

Who is our him?
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Maynman: 10:34am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
FLAT HEAD BETTER THAN OPOLO WITH NO BRAIN TISSUE REASON WHY THEY MINE AFONJA SKULLS,YOURS NEXT Maynman cry cry cry

Cheap flaaathead bwahahahah
Ernesthugo
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Arkmanbuddy(m): 10:36am On Jun 12, 2022
olamidedivotee:
It's very necessary, don't forget the Bible says heaven help those who help themselves.


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Where's that in the Bible?
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by ccollins(m): 10:36am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Since your God can't protect you guys then it's more than necessary to do the search...if you don't wanna get searched then sit in your house.. wink

God/gods are so weak that they can't protect their children..I mean you claim to serve a lifeless God and he was alive to watch you slaughtered on a Sunday serving him..let's say as the Christians would..he did it for a reason..the Christian God is a clown nothing else..a mass murderer he is..and some persons keep on serving something they created.. undecided grin

Man created the concept of God...For you only see humanoids claiming of his existence and literally nothing else...Plus if individuals noticed the concept of “god/God” changes every generation... grin
Man created God in his own image so pls it's high time y'all dish him in the waste bin where he belongs... cheesy

CAN WE NOW ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GOD IS DEAD? grin
your wicked soul should repent and accept the loving arms of God the Father that is outstretched to you and other atheists in this temporal world , come to Jesus Christ and accept His great salvation . He was crucified and died for your sins so that you can be saved from eternal damnation . If you refuse this His grace and Life. You shall have your soul burn in hell and be eaten by worms for eternity. Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand!!!!
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by SmartyPants(m): 10:38am On Jun 12, 2022
Maynman:


You mean When a ignorant Nigerian ask me?
If you go to Latin and Greek countries it means books.

Because I’m a Christian I should be intentionally dumb?

Sigh. Why are you bothering me? Why??

1. Etmyology does not imply meaning. That the Bible got its name from biblios, that does not mean biblios and Bible mean the same thing.

2. Do you know the importance of the article "The" do you know the importance of capitalization of B in Bible, making it a proper noun? Can you differentiate, for example, between "the school" and "The School"?

3. Even if all the foregoing are lost on you, is it not clear that the person I was talking to and I were referring to the same book?

4. Even if all the foregoing including 3 above are lost on you, have I not told you that there is no book of Hezekiah inside or outside The Bible or any collection of books?

So what exactly is your problem? You don't need my permission to adopt the interpretation of Bible that suits you.

Stop bothering me, and expect no further replies.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Ernesthugo(m): 10:39am On Jun 12, 2022
YOU ARE A SON OF A BASTARD AND THE SON TO WOMAN THAT IS A WH.ORE BRA
TheKrakon:


Who are you? What are you saying?

Oh, na you be that mugu when no know wating CAPS lock dey work for. Oya na go rest. Stop to dey disgrace yourself Mr. BASTAR,D.
Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:39am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
ASK GOOGLE?

The ones when get level don talk comot. Make I do the same. Ode, allow your dick dey lead you. Mr. what is your gender.

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